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Large Dog is Gutted...by a Pack of Squirrels?

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(@ultra-sonic-007)
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BBC Story Link

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.
Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

...huh. That's weird.

Of course, the only such a beast could've been taken down so quickly is if the squirrels had tremendous and overwhelming power....which would explain the following picture.

In all seriousness though, dang. Those are some squirrels. o.o

 
 Kaze
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Squirrels with lightsabers, eh?

 
(@divinedragoonkain)
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In three words:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

 
(@steebay31)
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There goes my idea of having a pet squirrel named Squiggles. ;.;

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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Sonic cheated on Sally.

 
(@fexus)
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Squirrely wrath! so it is true...

 
(@cookirini)
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Squirrely wrath!

It appears that Foamy was correct.

We must all be on our guard now! o_o;

 
(@spork-fetish)
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Am I the only one who feels sorry for the poor dog?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I'm just shocked that it was squirrels that did the deed.

 
(@xagarath-ankor)
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Ah, killer squirrels.
Excellent.
The world makes a little more sense.

 
 Kaze
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KILLER SQUIRRELS = END OF THE WORLD

 
(@rico-underwood)
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Oh come on guys. We have a killer squirrel right here on the mofo. Fortunately Ol' Bushy hides in Craig's subconscious 90% of the time.

~Rico

 
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