Hey, new member here. I decided to join this place after lurking around it for awhile. That's all I have to say.
*makes a Heavy sandwich and promptly devours* Welcome. Mind the brain-breaking things on your way in.
Hiya! *pounce*
Hi there. Expect to be eaten, have your shoelaces stolen, and lose what sanity you may have left in a relatively short period of time. It's all normal.
Welcome and stuffs. 
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Hey, new member here. I decided to join this place after lurking around it for awhile. That's all I have to say.
Ha, just like me.
Except my first post was, like, a page or two long. Still, hi.
Welcome aboard, Heavy. Upon entering this establishment, you forfeit your sanity to us. So...
WE OWN YOUR SANITY!!!
*steals your sanity*
Enjoy your stay, and beware the one with the spork.
Welcome to the mofo!
Welcome to the machine!
It's alright, we know where you've been.
Welcome!
*balances a cake on your head*
Hiya, and don't ask about PiE or LNR.
Trust me. Alt least with the LNR part.
Oh, but LNR is so much fun to torture people with.... ^^
Anyway, welcome to the boards 😀 Hope you stick around, have some fun, you know. Good stuff like that.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
aaah! Newbies!!!
*jumps on a chair*
Welcome duder... Hiro0015/Stewie0015/ Boston at your service!
Greetings and welcome to the MoFo and such. Hope you have a great time here and happy posting!
*pounces the newbie, removes their shoelaces and wedges a cookie in their right ear*
this was not the spork you were looking for. *jedihandwave!*
*swoops in*
I am Tuxedo Sam! In the name of the MoFo, I shall right wrongs and punish newbie eaters - and that means...
*WHAP*
...YOU!
Back! Back, you fiends!
(Welcome to the MoFo. Please deposit your sanity in the receptacle provided. :))
Too late! Far too late! mwahahahahahaha! I already eated it!
Hello, and welcome to the MoFo, hope you have fun and stick around with us for a while. Name's Kaze.
Just don't step on me. Chao are cute but very dangerous!
*hands you a pair of shades and an evil beam, which is only a plain flashlight*
Hi, welcome to the MoFo drop by the chat somtimes.
and here *hands you pie bazooka* your gonna need this *runs away*
*screams in joy*
I'm in a Phoenix Wright flash! I'm so happy!
WELCOME TO HELL...ER..I MEAN THE MOFO...
my suggestions lock any sanity you have left and throw away the key...if you don't have any left dont worry about it!
*Gives the newbie a spellbook whitch is just a algibra text book*
Whoa Tux Sam came through! Scary, this place just rose in insanity a notch...
But ya'll ate the newbie like 15 times. In any event, welcome..
woah, how did i miss this post
well anyways hi.
Erm...I never expected this topic to get so many (crazy) posts. Thanks for the welcome, everyone! ![:]](https://www.mobiusforum.net/images/icons/smilies/biggrinshaded.gif){kind=icon}
trust me... it can get worse!
Erm...I never expected this topic to get so many (crazy) posts.
Heehee, you ain't seen nothin' yet. If you think this topic is crazy, you ought to check out the SPA.
Hello new person.
Can I...can I touch your hands.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
They look pretty
