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(@cookirini)
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.....with a....um.... Oh my.

*has flashes of Oscar and Clerks II dancing through her head at this*

NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOO!!!!

I'm sorry, but......UGH. UGH. Couldn't they have just gotten a prostitute to do that?!?! It probably would have been....you know, a little more sanitary?!?!?

I officially think now the US should legalize prostitution. So that at least people are paying to have sex with other people. x____X

 
(@hypershadow77)
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all's i saw was the words Man sex and dog, then i immediately hit the back button.

 
(@sonic-candy)
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Dear lord.. Was he on crack or is mentaley disabled or both? This reminds me of that British lady who marryed a dolpean but the dolplean died a week later. But this takes the Cake.

A man best friend is a dog huh? Some friend he is.

You dirty Humans..now your gonna rape us Furrys,Chao and Flickles and make us eat bread and drink water.

 
(@rico-underwood)
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You dirty Humans..now your gonna rape us Furrys


LMFAO.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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You act as if this is the first time beastality has occured (it isn't). So how would legalizing prostitution (LOL) mitigate something like this (which, don't get me wrong, is thoroughly disgusting)? If anything, it would only open up a whole 'nother can of worms.

 
(@Anonymous)
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If by 'open up a can of worms' you mean 'help keep working girls safe and un-murdered and stem the flow of STDs', then yes. Yes it would. Just ask Holland.

But this isn't MG and shouldn't be so, so let's move on.

 
(@veckums)
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Legalizing prostitution, besides increasing safety for everybody involved, also saves money by not enforcing a stupid law and generates tax revenue.

Similar to legalizing marijuana really.

 
(@erika-the-ocelot)
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And the money wouldn't go to criminal organizations...

 
(@hypershadow77)
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omg, cobra is funded by prostitutes!

it all makes sense now, no wonder they could keep up with G.I.Joe

 
(@neoremington373)
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Ugh...I mean...ugh. Is there seriously anything else I can truly add but that ugh? I mean...dude...

 
(@Anonymous)
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all's i saw was the words Man sex and dog, then i immediately hit the favorites button. (jk)

 
(@Anonymous)
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A pit bull terrier?

What poor taste.

 
(@sailor-wind)
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I mean, really, it's never a dull moment on this planet. What is this guy thinking?!

This dude doesn't need jail time, he needs a mental hospital. DDD:

 
(@spiner-storm)
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Man oh man, the second I read that it was with a pit bull terrier, I thought, "oh my God, what an ugly dog." And then I laughed.

And for the hell of it, I laughed some more.

There are much more sexier dogs out there.

 
(@deckman92)
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Spiner speaks from experience.

 
(@spiner-storm)
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Yes. I do. :crazy

Labrodours are the best. =D

 
(@sandygunfox)
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It's actually not that uncommon. America sucks.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Border collies

 
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