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(@saffronic)
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ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.

Dark Messiah Forte didn't have the guts to post this. So he asked me to. >.>

COMMENTS? O_o

 
(@silver-the-hedgehog)
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...Peeping to the extreme? o.o

 
(@cykairus)
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...this is wrong. The man is insane.

 
(@mike1204)
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And we aren't? ...but to get back on topic, this is just - wow. That's discovering a new community the hard way. Oo
A bit odd, but no one is not odd in this world that we call home.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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...suddenly my breakfast no longer feels edible x.x

That is a sick and horrible thing though, I can't understand things/people like that. Why the hell?! I mean... seriously. What. The. Hell?!

 
(@erika-the-ocelot)
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He entered through the toilet? o.O

 
(@omni-hunter)
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Absolutely gross, the thought of someone staring up at your rear from the bowl is not so pleasant either.

 
(@tornadot)
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So this what they do for fun in New Hampshire?

 
(@mr-creosote)
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Reminds me of the Monty Python song, Sit on my face. But with sit having an extra h.

 
(@aeva1688)
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WTF was he thinking? I normally hate this term but, he really needs to get a life. And I have lunch soon. I don't know how I'm going to eat it.

 
(@Anonymous)
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Delightful!

 
(@the-impossible-box)
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Kinky. 😛

 
(@steebay31)
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I'm totally afraid of outhouses now. o_0

 
(@jinsoku-sonichqcommunity)
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One: he got in through the toilet, (BWAH?!)

Two: He must like all sorts of ass

Three: GOD how can you stand it?!

Four: IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE OR RAIN!

Egad! XP

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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...this is wrong. The man is insane.


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And we aren't?


I sincerely hope none of us would contempate climbing into a toilet to get a cheap thrill.

That's what the Internet is for.

 
(@abijayechidna)
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Ohhhkaaay...

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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This man is like... sick. And disgusting. And a pervert. And in serious need of some psychiatric help.

 
(@aeva1688)
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Me thinks he needs a girlfriend.

 
(@silvershadow)
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"We treated him as if he were hazardous material."


That bit in particular brought a smile to my face.

But yeah, this is seriously odd. And I wonder how long he was hiding in there? Those stories about bog monsters weren't so unreal after all.

~SilverShadow.

 
(@kaylathehedgehog)
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O_O

And here I thought the IQ of a human couldn't get any lower.

They should put this on a new episode of "What Were You Thinking?"

Sheesh, as if I wasn't already paranoid of outhouses already, now this has to happen.

 
(@hyper-shadow-x)
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" One: he got in through the toilet, (BWAH?!)"

Yeah they had these sort of outhouses when I went up to Mt.Washington last month. It would be a tight fit but quite possible. Up there they wanted to conserve water being a state part and all so they had water-less toilets installed. But its really weird to lift up the seat and stare down a hole that leads to a black abyss. Tell you one thing..I would want to drop my cell phone down there.

 
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