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Beginning today, breakfast cravers who WAKE UP WITH THE KING will be able to "have a meaty morning" with the new MEAT'NORMOUS Omelet Sandwich, a delectably indulgent breakfast sandwich from BURGER KING restaurants that's packed with meat. On top of meat. On top of ... meat.
Available for a limited time only, the MEAT'NORMOUS Omelet Sandwich carries a suggested retail price of $3.49.
"Just when our customers thought breakfast couldn't get any bigger or tastier, the MEAT'NORMOUS allows us to give them yet another king-sized morning option," said Russ Klein, chief global marketing officer, Burger King Corporation. "We didnt hold anything back. It's like an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet on a bun."
A variation on the original Enormous Omelet Sandwich, one of the most successful breakfast product launches in Burger King Corporation's history with more than 18 million sandwiches sold since its launch earlier this year, the MEAT'NORMOUS Omelet Sandwich piles three full slices of crispy bacon, two slices of smokey ham and a sizzling sausage patty between two omelet eggs, two slices of American cheese and a toasted specialty bun.
770 calories, 47 fat grams. Can everybody say "Quintuple bypass"?
From The Simpsons: "We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger."
In other news - The Burger King is scary. He wakes up in your bed in the morning. He sings with Hootie and the Blowfish. He stares at you and whispers dark satanic curses in your sleep. When you're not looking his eyes glow a hellfire red and he foams at the mouth like a rabid jackal. And now he tries to steadily kill you with his onslaught of fatty foods! BEWARE! BEWARE THE BURGER KING!!!!!!!!
The Burger King IS KING!!!
OFF WITH DUB'S HEAD! *gives chase*
Wow... are you sure that isn't from The Onion or something???
@___@
Pretty daring strategy, considering the focus the media has given on how fat America is as a nation. And not just naturally or pleasantly obese either, the kind brought upon our own heads.
But at the same time though, I might try it out ever the chance comes along that I get enough spare money to spend on fast food.
America: the country where we tell others how to eat healthy and then we go to Mickey D's for lunch.
But that's why I love Burger King.
Have it your way!
You wanna be fat? BE FAT! You wanna be skinny? Be skinny! You wanna sue us because you're getting fat on fatty foods? Well DUH TURN YOUR LOGIC SWITCH ON, NINNY! Simple as that. ;P
For those of us who don't actually eat there every week, this is loveliness. I waaaant one.
hmmm. well i like the sound of that.
Mind you I have fallen in love with Subway. so nice.
This looks pretty good.
Being that I'm not given to buying fast food,
I may just give this a try.
First off, don't forget the Hungryman Breakfast.
Seriously. I think the microwave has the drive thru beat this time.
Secondly, I'm keeping an eye for all of the nutritional facts on the Meat'normous at the Burger King site.
But I agree, the King is slowly trying to kill us all. I was beginning to think Ronald McDonald looked a little different. Like a whole new man.
You wanna be fat? BE FAT! You wanna be skinny? Be skinny!
Personally I have no choice but to be skinny, simply because my metabolism has a cruising speed of Warp Six. I could probably eat this for dinner if I skipped lunch, but I'd puke if I ate it for breakfast.
Yikes!
This looks scary.
Methinks I'll stick to the sausage and egg biscuit, thank you very much. o___o
I'm more of a cereal man, myself.
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770 calories, 47 fat grams. Can everybody say "Quintuple bypass"?
Heh, yeah, I work for BK and when I saw that I thought now that's what you call a heart attack-on-a-bun, but, of course, that's what I called our Ultimate Double Whopper, too. For me, though, I rather have the cini-minis, yum.
And I thought Denny's Tripple Cheesburger was the heartattack on a bun. Them cheeses are greasy and drip like a mofo!
And Cycle, I'm skinny, though my metabolism is starting to wind down, and I'm starting to gain weight. NUUUUuuu! Still rather skinny though. X3
I could eat two of those and burn off all the calories before the day is over...
PFFT.
That's NOTHING on the fattiest of the fat...
Behold...the Thickburger of Hardee's.
1,420 calories...and that's just the sandwich. Add fries and a drink, and the grand total comes 2,340 calories.
Oh, and the Thickburger has 107 fat grams.
Burger King is not the King of Calories. Neither is it the King of All Cosmos. But Hardee's...it is the King of Calories. But it is also not the King of All Cosmos.
And Cycle, I'm skinny, though my metabolism is starting to wind down, and I'm starting to gain weight.
Probably won't happen to me until I'm 60. My dad is 48, 5'10", eats like Godzilla, and weighs 130 pounds. High metabolism runs in the family.
I was about to say "that's America", but... 
This is one of the main cliches we have in Europe about you. I join you to say "DOWN WITH THE FAST-FOODS !" 
BURGER KING'S new mascot SCARES ME! ._____. I mean the very first one I saw of him was of a guy waking up and seeing him in his bed. If THAT's not overly creepy I don't know what isn't. That's not exactly a face I'd want to wake up to in the morning. ;___; *hides* Probably the ONLY thing I'd ever eat from BK is their cresantwich or the spicy chicken sandwich. I hate meaty/fried meals in the morning. I'm more of a fruit person.
