Get a Load of This! New Jersey Seeks New Slogan
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ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (Nov. 14) - Make us a slogan we can't refuse, the state of New Jersey said. We got your slogan right here, the people replied.
A push to come up with a new slogan for the Garden State has become an excuse to crack New Jersey jokes. Among the not-so-serious entries:
"New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?"
"NJ: How You Doin'?!"
And "Most of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted."
The search yielded nearly 6,200 possibilities in all, many of them attempts to sum up the land of Bruce Springsteen, "The Sopranos" and smelly interstates in one pithy phrase. The deadline for submissions was Monday.
"We're really pleased with the response and proud that New Jersey residents take so much pride in their state," said Kelley Heck, a spokeswoman for acting Gov. Richard J. Codey.
The program began last month after Codey rejected a consultant's recommendation - "New Jersey: We'll Win You Over" - as too negative. That slogan, developed as part of a $260,000 contract by global image consultants Lippincott Mercer, was shelved a day before it was to be unveiled.
Instead, the state opened the process to the public, establishing a Web site and telephone hot line to receive suggestions, which included the lyrical ("The Ocean, The Motion, The Magic") along with the satirical.
New Jersey, which once used "New Jersey and You: Perfect Together," has not had a new marketing slogan in four years. "Get Away, Without Going Far Away" has been used in the interim, but tourism officials say it does not resonate with out-of-staters.
"We have the opportunity to craft a new message for our tourist literature to reflect the pride we have in our many parks, open spaces, farmlands, quaint villages, boardwalks and beaches and our exciting cities," Codey implored would-be slogan writers on the Web site.
The governor and the state Commerce, Economic Growth and Tourism Commission will "pare down the suggestions and go from there," said Karen Wolfe, a commission spokeswoman.
The state's musical legacy - Frank Sinatra called New Jersey home, Springsteen still does - led one person to suggest "From Ol' Blue Eyes to the Boss: Jersey Is Singing Your Song." Another entry: "Born to Fun."
Others found New Jersey's reputation for mobsters, toxic waste sites and lowbrow taste fair game. "Bada Bing! Choose New Jersey" was one suggestion.
The campaign was run by the state, but newspaper columnists, talk radio and "Saturday Night Live" got into the spirit, too.
"New Jersey: It Always Smells Like This," one Philadelphia Inquirer reader suggested. "New Jersey: Come Glow With Us," another said.
Codey and his staff will evaluate the slogan proposals and within two weeks pick five or 10 that will be put to a public vote, perhaps in the same way the suggestions were collected.
The governor, who is filling an unexpired term, expects to announce the new slogan by the time he leaves office in January, Heck said.
Personally, I like "New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?" Sums up the state pretty well.
Either that or the one I have made up, "Whatever You Do, Don't Slow Down". Because quite frankly, going under 65 miles on the NJ Parkway or Turnpike is un-New Jerseyish. Trust me on that. xx;
new Jersey: home of Megas
*intern whispers in ear*
WHAT? Just a cartoon? are you sure?
New Jersey: Panhandles. Lots and lots of panhandles.
New Jersey: Home of Pirates, Drunks and Whores!
Oh... wait. Wrong "New" ^^;
New Jersey: Real glow-in-the-dark action!
New Jersey: Keep Driving to Reach New York
"New Jersey: Bluntman to New York's Chronic."
Yikes, man. And I'm FROM Jersey!
In all seriousness, I have nothing for this one... right now. Didn't even realize we HAD a state slogan. But given enough time, I can come up with something that truly works without having to resort to a joke.
Bada bing... good Lord...
You didn't know you had a state slogan? o_o
I thought all states had a slogan! 😮
"California: We don't NEED a slogan."
But seriously, I have no clue what our slogan is. Or why it matters.
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new Jersey: home of Megas
*intern whispers in ear*
WHAT? Just a cartoon? are you sure?
The fact that that show was cancelled fills me with a murderous rage towards CN and all their employees.
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The fact that that show was cancelled fills me with a murderous rage towards CN and all their employees.
Are you sure that they're not actually making new episodes? Where'd you hear that MEGAS XLR was cancelled?
It was all over Toonzone a couple of months ago. CN didn't renew their contract, and the show's staff has since dissolved and moved on.
I liked that show.
New Jersey: If it's good enough for Jay and Silent Bob, it's good enough for you!