Yes, I found a few funny sites to share with you all. These are prety funny, though some of you will have had previous experience of them.
First up: QDB, aka bash.org. Home of some of the funniest quotes ever from forums, IRC rooms and chat rooms. Be warned, it's got some stuff that isn't "family friendly".
And next, here is Gizoogle. Which is hilarious fun, especially the Textilizer. For it can take something like the news article in another post, and change it to this:
AP State News
May 06 . @#%$ get shut up or get wet up. 2005 2:56PM
Minista ex-communizzles memba fo` not back'n Bush
The Associated Press
The brotha of a Haywood County Baptist church is tell'n memba of his congregizzles that if theyre Democrats, tizzle eitha need ta find anotha place of worship or support President Bush.
Already, tha Reverend Chan Brotha has ex-communicated nine pusha of East Waynesville Baptist Church upside yo head. Anotha 40 memba hizzy left in protest.
Dur'n last Sundays sermon, he acknowledged that church wanna be gangsta were upset coz he named people, n he sez hizzy do it again coz he has ta accord'n ta tha word of God.
Chandla could not be reached fo` comment today, but sez his actions werent politically motivated.
one forma church @#%$ sez chandla told some of tha poser that if they didnt support george bush, tizzle needed ta resign they positions n git out tha church, or go ta tha altar, repent n agree ta vote fo` bush.
a gangsta church treasura sez shes at church ta worship god n not tha pimp.
And also, here's what happened when I ran the Lord's Prayer through it:
Our Pimp who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name
Give us this day our Daily Bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
Lead us not into temptatizzles shot calla us frizzay tha evil one
For thine is tha kingdom tha brotha n tha glory
Now n fo' ever
Amen
Oh, and some of the stuff got censored there due to certain words in gangsta slang, so you might wanna be careful of that too.
Anyway. Enjoy. XD
~SilverShizzle
Is this tha real life-
Is this jizzy fantasizzles in a landslide-
No escape fizzy realizzle yo eyes
Look up ta tha skies n see-
I'm jizzay a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
coz I'm eazy come,easy go,
A shawty high,little low,
Anyway tha wind blows,doesn't really matta ta me,
To me
Mama jizzy iced a man
Put a gat against his heezee
pulled mah pusha he's dead
Mama,life had just begun
But now I've gone n thrown it all away
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean ta makes you cry
If I'm not back again this tizzy tomorrow
Carry on,carry on,as if nuttin' really matta
Too late,my tizzle has come,
sends shiva dizzle mah spine
bizzles ach'n all tha time,
goodbye everybody-i've gots ta go
gotta leave y-aw behind n fizzy tha truth
mama ooo- (any way tha wind blows)
i don't wiznant ta die,
i sometizzles wish i'd neva been bizzay at all
I see a shawty silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche wizzle you do tha fandango-
Thundizzle n lightn'n-very very blunt-rollin' me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnificizzle I'm jizzust a poor boi n nobody loves me-
He's jizzle a pizzy boi frizzay a poor family-
Spare him his life frizzom this monstrosity-
Easy come eazy go-,will you let me go-
Bismizzles n @#%$! no-,we wiznill not let you go-let him go-
Bismizzle! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismizzle! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzizzle has a devil put aside fo` me,for me,for me-
So you T-H-to-tha-izzink you can stone me n spiznit in mah eye-
So you thiznink you can love me n leave me ta die-
Oh baby-can't do this ta me baby-
Just gots`ta git out-just gots`ta git right outta ho-slappin' really matta,
Anyone can see,
Noth'n really motherf***a really @#%$ ta me,
Any way tha wind blows....
The worlds a special place!
Chizzles life n @#%$ waste!
Everyone loves a sunshiney day!
Were gonna kizzle it that way,
cuz clean is betta T-H-to-tha-izzan dirty,
and dirtys brotha tizzy clean!
Lets all lend a help'n hand,
Mario ciznant do it alone!
Hell spray his wata ta fly around,
and clean tha sludge thats on tha ground,
cuz clean is betta thiznan dirty,
and dirtys meana tizzle clean!
Hmm... remotely funny... but then you knew I was going to say that.
Anyway - you might need to check the links of the two pages and the link to your site. They are all not working. (Yeah, yeah - who am I to talk with a sig with not working piccies...) Anyway - I just thought I'd mention it.
Why in the world does microsoft's home page appear when I click the links? o.O
All I have to say is this....
Scoota they daisyheezees.
Never mind the broken links, I fixed 'em for ya.
Well, I wonder why that happened. Must've been CheezyBread ate my links. Anyway, my siggy should work now, and thanks for sorting out my links.
~SilverShadow.
