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BANGKOK A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
The pair living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.
"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.
He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.
"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.
The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.
I am reminded of Pandas by Corky and the Juice Pings.
Why don't they just give the guy panda some Viagra?
Thailand is awesome.
I remember some comedian on this radio program talking about this months ago. And that show never has anything new.
Cloud aside, I have to understand the panda's predicament. SHe looks just like him.
shouldn't the panda instinctively know how to do it?
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I remember some comedian on this radio program talking about this months ago. And that show never has anything new.
You make Sexual Harrassment Panda sad... 🙁
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You make Sexual Harrassment Panda a sad panda...
Fixed, god damnit.
The question is, how many people will come to watch the panda watch panda porn?
Oh, my God. That is either so awesome or so weird. I can't decide. The question is whether or not it'll be effective for hem black and white critters.
Panda Porn is the most awesome idea ever.
I agree but snakes would be cooler.
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I agree but snakes would be cooler.
Wait, why?
I thought this thread was about this film. Since it is not, I will share the link, share the love, and move on.
:.moves on.:
That was the best internet video since <i>Stars of Sukhoi</i>. o.o
I don't know why I've always thougt seeing snakes do it would be cool
I'd be so embarrassed if I accidentally ordered the GAY panda.
I take back what I said about the snakes, now that would be cool.
