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(@cookirini)
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Mother Theresa!?!

Please say this isn't true....please.....

*looks at article*

....It's true.

*faint* xX

 
(@stumbleina)
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This is why I secretly love her, the girl has no shame.

 
(@chaos-x3)
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...

*Shakes head*

 
(@hybrid-project-alpha)
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...what...?

 
(@neoremington373)
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...My brain hurts after reading that...

*head a splodes*

 
(@hiro0015)
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...and Morgan Freeman has been cast as John Paul II?

Seriously, Paris looks nothing remotely like Mother Teresa... And if the films budget is 11 million dollars, there is no way that will cover her payroll!

 
(@cipher_strelok98)
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Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa *goes to throw up*

 
(@Anonymous)
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PARADOX *Throws random passerby through a closed window*

 
(@sailor-rose-dust)
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I'm willing to bet the actual Mother Theresa is rolling over in her grave now.

Why they chose to cast Paris Hilton of all people as her, I will never know.

 
(@sandygunfox)
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Holy sh*t. Who the hell let this one through?

 
(@tails2k)
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This....isn't....really...HAPPENING!!!!!

~T2K

 
(@Anonymous)
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I guarantee when the new Dictionaries come out, when you look up Irony they will simply say:

IRONY: (n) The casting of Paris Hilton in a Mother Theresa Biopic.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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what the heck where they thinking? surely this was posted three days too late? please let it be some wierd april fools prank. oO;

 
(@emerald-hedgehog)
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Hoooooo boy.

I need to take some headache tablets and lie down. :(

 
(@tornadot)
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Mother Theresa...sex tapes...

But hey, they made Princess Di a superhero among other things so obviously nothing is sacred.

 
(@spiner-storm)
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I heard rumours about this roughly a month ago =O

I was shocked and devastated. But then I looked towards my toaster, and all was right in my life again.

 
(@marky100)
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for the first time ever, i may get my wang out to mother theresa. oh baby.

 
(@xagarath-ankor)
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Hurrah!
My faith in the crappyness of populist film, shaken by King Kong and Narnia, is suddenly back with a vengeance.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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...


Wake me up after Armageddon's over, okthnxbye.

 
(@divinedragoonkain)
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This is borderline sickening. =/

She's probably going 3000 RPMs, Kayla.

 
(@chaos-x3)
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Can anyone pull up a news article that can tell us what the hell they were thinking?

 
(@cykairus)
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I don't think the world's consortium of astrophysicist elite could explain what the FRAG they were thinking.

 
(@darkest-light)
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Yoooo What teh heck. Man...I can't even deal with Morgan Freeman as JP II, let alone HER as Moms Teresa. I..I--really..

I'm laughing and crying in disbelief at the same time.

 
(@hiro0015)
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*starts banging his head on the desk*

NO! Morgan Freeman isn't playing JPII... I was saying having her cast as Mother Teresa is LIKE casting Morgan as JP II...

 
(@super-rayzor_1722027929)
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Can anyone pull up a news article that can tell us what the hell they were thinking?


I think the better question is what the heck were they smoking.

 
(@hiro0015)
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Can anyone pull up a news article that can tell us what the hell they were thinking?
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I think the better question is what the heck were they smoking.


I'm going to take over Geo's job and ask the even better question...WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF THAT?!

 
(@super-rayzor_1722027929)
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XD

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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(@Anonymous)
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KAWAII!!

 
(@Anonymous)
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Again I implore you,
What the f*ck is wrong with Japanese people?

 
(@supershadow70)
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I heard that she wasn't gonna play her at all. I turned my tv on and it was on E! because I watch Saturday Night Live every night. I heard she denied the role. So that's good. Scary thought though. They actually did a MADTV skit where Demi Moore played Mother Theresa. That's kinda how I pictured Paris Hilton doing it.

 
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