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(@cookirini)
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....is a WHAT?

Oh, T-Rex, how far you've come.... >__>

 
(@maya-the-hedgehog)
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I wonder if this means T-rexes tasted like chicken? Mmm, KFT...

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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In Cretaceous era, chickens eat you.

 
(@erika-the-ocelot)
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Cookirini visits the same sites as I do! =D
And Psx wins once more.

 
(@spiner-storm)
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Still doesn't explain which came first.

The chicken or the egg?

 
(@the-turtle-guy)
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The T-rex/chicken's ancestor laid an egg, and a chicken came out. =D

 
 WB
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T-Rex Daddy comes home to find new baby. His reaction:

T-Rex Male: HONEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
T-Rex Mommy: I SWEAR ITS YOURS!
T-Rex Daddy: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
T- Rex Mommy: How can you doubt me! Can't you see my faults?!

FIVE WEEKS LATER AFTER A PATERNITY TEST:

T-Rex Maury Povich: MR T-REX, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
T-Rex Male:

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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At least he had chicken.

 
(@darkest-light)
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::Tired of discussing this today:: -.-

I'm down for the---::Looks at WB's post. First off, is amazed ANYONE still has that image of the Lost World-let alone made it USEFUL again.

Second-dies of hysterics at the tie-ins to Maury and Meet the Robinsons.::

...I forgot my point.

What the heck was my point!

GAWD ;_;! WB IU'll get you for this! Go T-Rex, now if only AMNH would release their studies of the proteins and skin tissue they have from last year up in Malta, MT -.-

 
(@Anonymous)
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Wait, you mean we haven't known this exact same thing just from morphological evidence for, like, 30 or 40 years?

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Quote:


Missing Link Found in Wyoming

Evolutionary branch dead-end results in connection between today's chicken and Jurassic period's king of reptiles.

Today, reports have come in on the discovery of what some believe is 'the missing link' between earlier claims of evolutionary connection between Tyrannosaurus and modern day chickens. In the city of Casper, several townsfolk have come forward and claimed to have seen this "missing link" about town. It appeared to fraternize with the population and assume various identities, escaping detection from most citizens.

"It was a head scratcher," says Casper resident Lee Buckwood. "I don't know how I could of missed it. I mean, to think that something like that is even alive is one thing, but going around pretending it was people? Damn thing fooled me, for sure." Other sources claim to have seen the subject in a variety of disguises, dressed like human guys, but no one knew what exactly it was until local resident and oftentimes drunkard Sam Wood began to follow it around, antagonizing it and revealing the truth to those who were fooled. One lucky resident was able to get a photo of the creature after it's true nature was revealed.

"I told them all, I told them!" proclaimed Mr. Kennison. "I told them what it was, but they didn't believe it. Thought I was a idjit, they did. But I proved them wrong when I snuck behind it and took off its wig!"

This creature, as of yet, remains at large. Residents are urged to be wary of anything or anyone out of the ordinary in the days ahead.


 
(@sailor-unicron)
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And once again, Psx wins big time.

 
(@steebay31)
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys.
But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.

But, for some reason, I remember being told that the T-rex is related to the chicken a couple of years ago.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Specifically? Because I recall hearing on several occasions the connections between dino and poultry, which really picked up steam after the release of Jurrasic Park when dino fever was at an all-time high. However, we really only have educated guesses about which dinosaurs evolved into which birds. And here we now, apparently, have some kind of proof that T.Rex, God amongst dino, tastes great with a side of mashed potatoes and corn. Hmm-hm!

 
(@sailor-unicron)
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That's a very hard fall from grace.

 
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