The SPA presents, Real MoFo Heroes
REEEEAAAAAL MOOOOFOOO HEEEROOOOOES!!!!
Today, we salute you! Ms. News Gathering MFC Poster.
Miss Lazy Copy and Paste NEW TOPIC!
Only a true MoFoer can scower the net for hours, searching for weird and wonderful news stories, to copy and paste as a new topic adding only one single word.
DISCUUUUUUSSS THIS NOOOW!!!
Rarely posting again or checking the thread's progress, YOU are the one to spread this news and see contraversy set aflame.
YOU NEED THE NEWS!
Posting new news stories every day, we salute you, Miss News Gathering MFC Poster; because without you, some of of might have to turn on a TV.
Miss News Gathering Pooooster
SPA, Mobius Forum, Internet.
Are you talking about Cooki?
And DAMN that thread's hellish to read and understand >>;;
Heh heh heh...
...
...wait, no drinks? It's not a good parody of them Budweiser ads without some kind of beverage, alcoholic or not!
X-Play did the parodies without any beverages and those turned out okay.
Well, I got a chuckle out of it, so it's good to me. Good work, Craig.
MR OVERLY LONG CUTSCENE CREAAAAAATOR!
Hehe.
Oh, fine, Shadow Hog, but on your head rest the consequences.
PiE Juice proudly presents Real MoFo Heroes
REEEAAAAL MOOOFFFOOOOO HEEEEROOOES!!!!
Today, we salute YOU! Mr. Political and Religious Debate Poster!
MR POLITICAL-RELIGIOUS DEBAAAAATER!
Your lengthy, long winded posts of sheer zeal and passion are cause for 12 page threads across the forum, with enough words to fill a small novel.
THE WAAAAAASTED TIIIIIIME!
You take time out of YOUR day to make sure people know that YOU are right, and they have a right to be wrong, and if they don't like it, there'll be another 2000 word essay waiting the next morning.
SPREEEEEAD THE WORD!
and if someone counters your post in a way or a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, you just ignore the hell out of it, but your blindness is cured the moment you think you can pwn someone else.
IT'S A MIIIIIIRACLE!!!!
So open up a PiE Juice, Mr. Religious and Political Debate Poster, you earned it, for causing rage and contraversy, while acting like a little 8 year old kid; you're another one of our Real MoFo Heroes!
Mr. Political and Religious Debate Poster!
PiE Juice is not endorsed by Jin.
Better. Don't have to report you to the authortiy now.
i am a real mofo hero too! dfo me or ill send a bomb to your house!
i am the authortiy
lmao.... funee 
Dragonmaster Dyne Presents:
REAL FORUMERS of GENIUS
"Reeeaaal Fooorumers of Geeeeniuuus!"
Today we salute you, Little Ms. Attention Whore.
"Lil' Miss Atteeeention Whore!"
You love to jump into a discussion and go against the ideas of the majority, forcing you to defend your beliefs even when time and time again they're proved to be mis-guided and just flat-out WRONG.
"Damn woman, getta clue!"
Not only that, you're often the cause of much ballyho in guarded circles because of your odd fixation with describing bodyparts in stark detail.
"Sucking on up that breastmilk!"
It's not that we despise you or anything, it's just that you try our patience with every other word you type and quite frankly, we're getting a little tired of it.
"Stop making us repeat ourselves!"
So we salute you, Little Ms. Attention Whore. Letting you know that next time, if we want your opinion, we'll beat it out of you.
"Lil' Miss Attentiooooon Whooooore-ah!"
Dragonmaster Dyne, Somewhere Out There, Internet.
There was another version of this prior... but it was just flat outright MEAN, so I scrapped it. o.o
Ouch, PSX o_O;;
There was another version of this prior... but it was just flat outright MEAN, so I scrapped it. o.o
....o.o; I don't even wanna know how bad it was...
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Okay, okay, I get the message, I'll stop whoring for attention. XP
Quote:
Ouch, PSX o_O;;
That bad? Hmm...
Disclaimer: The views expressed above are the sick machinations of a big poopy-head
and are not inherently shared by this establishment or its members.
P.S. Did I mention I'm dying?
lmao i actually know who that one is, psx
and for the record
| Spoilers (Select To Read) i agree |
Hey, did you hear me? I said I'd stop whoring for attention!
Dagnabbit.
Quote:
P.S. Did I mention I'm dying?
Each day we die a little more...
Each day we die a little more...
I'm already dead...
...on the inside. 
That is the most beautiful thing ever
*reads gas prices*
Could you really get silver for $.84?*shot*
Hmmm... which MoFo Hero are you, Craig?
*thinks*
Dammit, you're not a hero! Either that, or my Vicousness Chip isn't working properly today...
I SAID, I'M NOT GOING TO-
*is finally struck over the head as he's finally crossed the line of being funny with the joke he was making, is thrown into a gunny sack, tossed into Sega Lake, found three days later on the shore of South Island dazed and confused, is involved in a riot concerning the use of the US soundtrack for Sonic Gems, gets thrown out on a rubber raft, has a weeklong debate with a sea snake on who should be Sonic's dream girl (they eventually settled on Bunnie Rabbot), washes back ashore, and falls down asleep in his apartment dwelling in Sega City*
Oh, yes, I know of a MoFo Hero.
THE ALT!!!!!!!
There's this one guy eating up bandwidth. He calls himself about twenty different names, all variations on his original name.
He supports himself in debates. He breaks rules with his alts and has all the spares to break some more with. He RPs with himself.
And you know it's him, because he still doesn't know how to use punctuation or spell or avoid accidentally using Emoticons.
Without THE ALT, and all his buddies, we'd have about 1000 members. Thanks to this miraculous creature, we have well over 5000.
Don't we just love him!
No, I'm not picking on anybody in particular.
*is finally struck over the head as he's finally crossed the line of being funny with the joke he was making, is thrown into a gunny sack, tossed into Sega Lake, found three days later on the shore of South Island dazed and confused, is involved in a riot concerning the use of the US soundtrack for Sonic Gems, gets thrown out on a rubber raft, has a weeklong debate with a sea snake on who should be Sonic's dream girl (they eventually settled on Bunnie Rabbot), washes back ashore, and falls down asleep in his apartment dwelling in Sega City*
Don't YOU have adventures...
THE ALT!!!!!!!
There's this one guy eating up bandwidth. He calls himself about twenty different names, all variations on his original name.
He supports himself in debates. He breaks rules with his alts and has all the spares to break some more with. He RPs with himself.
And you know it's him, because he still doesn't know how to use punctuation or spell or avoid accidentally using Emoticons.
Without THE ALT, and all his buddies, we'd have about 1000 members. Thanks to this miraculous creature, we have well over 5000.
Don't we just love him!
sounds like james crownfur
THE ALT!!!!!!!
There's this one guy eating up bandwidth. He calls himself about twenty different names, all variations on his original name.
He supports himself in debates. He breaks rules with his alts and has all the spares to break some more with. He RPs with himself.
And you know it's him, because he still doesn't know how to use punctuation or spell or avoid accidentally using Emoticons.
Without THE ALT, and all his buddies, we'd have about 1000 members. Thanks to this miraculous creature, we have well over 5000.
Don't we just love him!
Both: o.o......
Wailsy: .... you think she's talking about us?
Sunny: **shrug** Probably.
Wailsy: .... hm. **loudly** WELL SUNNY! What do YOU think about alternate accounts?
Sunny: WELL WAILSY, I think alternate accounts serve for an interesting and amusing purpose ^^ Perhaps not for people whom post counts mean a lot to. But they're there to give a false and silly identity, most of the time. They're there to provide a laugh, to feel a bit more in-character, to just have a good time. ^^ After all, these boards can't be so evil and serious all the time, right?
Wailsy: Well. We could be considered alts, couldn't we?
Sunny: Not according to that description.
**turns to the nearest forumer** Do we support ourselves in debates? ....well... wait, don't answer that. >>; Do we break the rules? Do we RP with ourselves? **whispers** This doesn't count.
Do we not know how to use punctuation and spelling and how to avoid accidentally using emoticons?
Wailsy: If you answered "HECK NO!" to any of those questions, you win! ^^
Sunny: Therefore, miss Harley, I do believe your generalization is a bit too wide. ^^ Hardly any alts I've seen have fit the description you gave.
Wailsy: Thank you, good night. ^^
Okay, maybe I was thinking of dear ole bobcow. It took a few months to get rid of that loser.
Now now, no need for namecalling ^_^;
If I recall correctly, he only had one alternate account, maybe two.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
He was still a tart.
He was my one true love. ;-;
Until the next one.
You mean me, THS?
Maybe.
Are you one and true?
No.. I'm afraid I'm two.
Then you are not my one true love.
You can try out for my three true love, though.
Why not skip the love and try to find your one true blue?
I've already found him.
o.o
I thought your true love was Kez!
XD
He's my two true love.
That's why Wes isn't. 😮
I'll be your three true love. :[
Hr always had a thing for those special, darling guys.
Who's your two true blue, or one true red?
...wait, I think TR would be your one True Red. Okay, TWO true red, then.
Im very confused at this point.
I'll tell you when I know. o.o
Today we salute you, Ms. I have a Problem with everything.
This Greatly Offends Me! }:O
Without you, Free speetch would be an infections disease.
Get A life!
W-*SHOT HORRIBLY BY MAU*
X_x
I just couldn't resist. >_>
lmao silv you shouldve finizhed it
also i wish i was a mofo heroe :[
Don't tempt me. o.o *uses fake fox tail to strangle Wesu*
~Rico
*dies sadly*
What? No! That's horrible!
*revives Wes*
...
*makes sure he dies HAPPY this time*
