Heh, glad to have you aboard. Welcome to the MoFo. Let me give you my personal introduction...

*sics a herd of rampant ChuChus on you*

Enjoy your stay. Beware of LNR (especially Super Bowl LNR) and bow before Queen Sam. Watch out for newbie eaters.

*throws down cheese bomb and runs to SPA*

<_<

Hi. Welcome to Mobius Forum. We welcome newbies by eating them.

(CHOMP)

(SLUUUUUUURP)

(GULP)

Ah...fresh!

Welcome to the forum! Make sure to read the rules.

hm, you seem to be able to defend yourself..so i'll forgo giving you a weapon and simply remove your shoelaces for safe keeping. ^^ *does so!*

welcome to the forum!

Well, at least I am. I think this would be a good time in my monologue to mention that I have a Star Wars roleplay in the Roleplayer's Guild. That only matters if you like both Star Wars and roleplaying.

Anyway, enjoy it here dude.

I hear you guys are nuts. =)

We're not nuts! We're profoundly insane.

Let's be PC. :p

Oh, and.........

*CHOMP*
Welcome. You taste like a graham cracker. 🙂

Howdy man, always good to see new blood around here

You've already been warned about LNR, eaten, and had Chao thrown at you, but one more warning: Watch out for the underground Newbie Slave Syndecate that Crimson Darkwolfe runs...if you see the boxers, just say no!

Hope you pop in the RP Guild sometime, since we may never see each other again if you don't. (I rarely venture out of there)

Welcome and be cool dude!

Wraith

Yo. One word of advice: Feed the foxes as much as possible.

Welcome to the forums! Would you tell us which one referred you to this humble abode?

Oh and ** gives you a disclaimer on fox feeding **

Disclaimer: Do feed foxes as much as you can. There are exceptions:

1) No fox feeding at midnight
2) No feeding at foxes that are full or annoyed
3) No feeding to SX any time ;p

Thanks everyone. =)

And to clarify, it was Kayla there who invited me. ^_^ Nothing says friendship like an RPG nerd and a Sonic fanatigirl*. =P

*Yes, fanatigirl. See also: fanatiboy, fanatiman, fanatiwoman, and fanatipersonofambiguousgender for those PCers.

Holy crap, you're a girl?
And you enjoy rpgs?

Ya, girls dotn go online, and girls dont play video games.
You're a lie.

And I'm on to you.

EDIT: waaaiiit nevermind. you're a dude. I apologize nothing.

Haaaaaiiiiiiiii.

I really can't be bothered to say anything interesting in this post because it's rare that I post in welcome threads anyway nowadays. MWAHA

Yeah, I'm the RPG Nerd. =P

Yep. I was the one who talked him into joining. He's a guy by the way. We go to the same college.

Welcome to the forum! Have fun in the SPA, and Spam sensibly. *gives you five free bombchus already lit* ^.^

*points to title of this post, and does that*

*blown up*

Ow.

*gets up, hands you a free sword*

You may need it. o.o

Anyway, Welcome to the fourms! ^_^ Hope you enjoy your stay. You'll find me in the Spa, or in the RPG guild.

>_>
*gives you a sheild too, just in case*

So....
New blood.

Greeating, newbie. I'm the head of the now-mostly-abandoned newbie "welcomers", here to welcome you to the forum!
(Nails the newbie to a wall and throws hedgehogs at them)

*dumps curry on the n00b*

Hey.

You look mighty tasty.

*puff* *pant*

Geez, I'm late! Hi man, welcome and hello!
Make yourself at home, even though you have been eaten already.
What kind of curry? I like curry!

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2) No feeding at foxes that are full or annoyed
3) No feeding to SX any time ;p

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Us foxes are NEVER full. Annoyed...yeah.

And don't feed me? I resent that. >>

*bites Dreamer of Nights and chews the newbies arm*

Remind me to introduce you to my four wives.

And Never feed a fox after midnight.

Seriously, oh and don't get them wet either.

Hola mi amigo(a) neuvo(a). The MoFo is indeed crazy, zany, and any other words you can find that rhyme and basically mean the same thing. ^_^ So I hope you enjoy your stay and be careful...I think it's almost hibernating season, so be on the lookout.

Quote from SX:

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And don't feed me? I resent that. >>

*bites Dreamer of Nights and chews the newbies arm*

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THAT hurt. ** heals **

I didn't wrote the disclaimer. You wrote it yourself ("Don't make me eat you" gives the impression that you don't want to eat people or things by accident").

(j/k with the last disclaimer 🙂 )

;p

*eats the Dreamer* Ssh. Don't tell them that I intend on eating this guy!

Random Forumer: how can he? You just ate him.

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And Never feed a fox after midnight. Seriously, oh and don't get them wet either.

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Why, do they shrink in the wash?

Wraith