Captions there be, mangled they are. XD

Heh heh... Presbyterian Church.. 😛

I saw that earlier. A lot of the mistranslations result from phonetic translating...

For example, the word "retribution" in Chinese literally translates as "backstroke," or more gramatically... "to strike back." "West" in Chinese is "Si," which is probably the closest word phonetically the original translators could find for "Sith."

The random things with elephants is because the Chinese word for appearance or presentation is "xiang," which sounds like the word for elephant.

*random trivia*

XDXD!

"He is in my behind."

Palpatine: You two careful, He is big.
Obi Wan: Mr. Speaker, We are for the big.

"Is that baby on the hoof?"

The church one was great, too.

Cannibal. Well, he kinda looks like a dog.

Child labor, now.

Stupid tricksy Hobbitses. Well, its what it made me think of.

XD!!!

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!

"Obiwan, May the force be with you", horifically garbled. That ones a keeper, yessiree.

You forgot the best part!

OBI-WAN: It's over, Anakin!

Yeah, I wanted to post that, but I was afraid that it might be a spoiler. Otherwise, I would have definately posted that, its hilarious! XD

Ununtranslation: I have the higher ground!

Wonderfull, absolutely masterfull...

They ought to translate it through 6 different lanmguages and then dub it with the new script, that would be kind of interesting.

You sly dog, you gave me an Idea. Muahahahahaha...
*searches for an internet translator*

MUA HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Okay, french to english to french!

Obi Wan, may the force be with you. means:
Obi Wan, can the force being with you.

I have the higher ground! means:
I have more raised ground!

They're all over me!! means:
They are me everywhere!

This is where the fun begins means:
It is where the recreation starts.

You can't beat him. He's a Sith Lord means:
You cannot beat it. He is a lord of Sith.

You are going down a path I cannot follow means:
You descend a way which I cannot follow

And that's enough for now. I'll have more later. Maybe. I'f you're nice.
Yes, I said I'f.

Ahahaha. Here's some of them translated through Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Portugese, Spanish, and back to English.

Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith
The first paper and the track of 3 fights are arrested, of that one the Sith in raecht of the switches of the emergency

Obi-Wan, may the force be with you.
Of the weak person of the African witchcraft possibly he something forces.

I have the higher ground!
I raised the immovable characteristics!

You are going down a path I cannot follow!
It continues half of the movement, of which they discover decree to it not to continue for the power!

NOOOOO!
You that you are take him to traverse that you indicated!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!111!

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MONTHS!!!!! XD I'm coughing and hacking over here!!! Oh my bejesus! LOL!!!

Seriously, I just about peed myself...

EDIT: Dear God, I laughed so hard that my period started! O_o

0_____o @ Period.

But yeah, I saw this a little while back. Still really funny, though.

And Shoe, that was a little too much information.