They happen to everybody, sometimes more frequently than others. Well, based on a conversation in the l337chat (and a link, which I dunno if I should post or not due to content), I've been asked to start this topic.
Basically, tell the world any incredibly bizarre or highly embarrassing/amusing stories.
I'll just start with a strange one for right now, I might post some other ones later. I was at school, wearing a hoodie (with the hood half up) and sitting at the lunch table. My headphones were on and I was trying to sleep while at the table. I guess the back of my head looks like a guystyle haircut, and some teacher walked by and said "Excuse me sir, you need to put your hood all the way down"
I sat up, looked at him and blinked. He just stared at me for a good five seconds, noting that I was obviously not a guy, and turned around, walking away without saying a word.
This isn't the first time that's happened, but hey. XD
So! Share your stories! 😀
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
The following is just a a couple of stories which involve fire.... Both of them.
1) A couple of years ago, I was camping out with my friends, we had a camp fire, everyone was pissing around it. Anyway... some one set a stick alight and threw it on the floor, I decided to have a go at stamping it out... It just set my foot alight and had to throw water on it to put it out... -_-
2) Okay, me and my friends are making a fire in his backgarden. We are gonna toast some marshmellows. There's loads of ripped up paper on the floor that we're going to use for burning (French books, math books ect :P). I became the "safety guy" *ahem*. I later knock over a chunk of of the fire, set all the paper alight. Spray water at it... But find out the spray is actually deoderant. O.O;;;; Oh dear. That gave me a fright...
Hmmm...let's see. well:
1.) Back in Elementary School we would have this thing called "Field Day". We'd play Tug-O-War, Relay races, Sack race, etc. It was a blast. Well I was last leg on the 100m(not sure if it really was 100, but back then it was pretty far). I was in the lead and I could feel my shoe coming off...so I start running really hard. My show flies up into the air about 30 feet and I finish the race with my shoe off on one foot. The entire 5th grade was there. It was kinda embarrassing, but not as bad as that time:
2.) I ripped one in the middle of my 5th grade class. XD It was actually pretty funny, because I'm not sure if everyone knew it was me exactly. But when it slipped out, everyone looked back at me, and I was like, "What". I think they knew. XD
the only really embarrassing moment that comes to mind was 4-5 years ago when everyone was having their meningitis jabs in one of the school halls. i'd had mine, felt fine but stayed in the chairs where we were told to sit for 10 min's afterwards.
i've no idea what happened next, but apparently i passed out, fell out of my chair to bang my head against the floor, then started to twitch violently.
i freaked out all the kids in the year below me who were waiting outside the hall for their jabs. ^.^;;
When I was 14 I fell down the gym bleachers infront of the entire school after a pep rally while wearing a short skirt and no panties. The skirt flipped up over my back. The end.
Ouch. Thats about as bad as it gets.
Yeah...that takes it.
Today at a subway, some guy walked up to Sak , another guy(who shall remain nameless!) and me at a table, saying "excuse me, ma'am" to Sak. Sak turned around, and the guy just stood there for what must have been a good solid ten seconds. It turned out to be one of those "so and so likes you" things. I donno. We got a good laugh out of it though.
I think my worst embarassment was at work. I was sitting in the break room, relaxing, when I hear a sound similar to a chip bag getting popped, and suddenly, I feel a draft. Looking down, I realize that from front to back, the crotch seam on my pants had busted due to the way I was sitting(cloes to cross-legged in the chair...I do that.). Now, I still had three hours left on shift, so I had to walk up all the way from the break room in the back of the store to the manager's desk up front to ask if i could tie my coat around my waist to hide my new problem. Thankfully, the nice manager was on duty and she let me. Oddly enough, when they later found out why I wanted to wear my coat around my waist, they told me all I had to do was tell them I needed to go home to get new pants...
I was in a school play where I had to appear nude under a one piece outfit (native american stereotype) and forgot to bring my shorts to wear underneath it.
Ended up better then Astrid, at least.
And the Subway thing: I want to point out that, thank God, I get the "So and so likes you" thing more than the "Excuse me ma'am" thing.
Apparently He Who Shall Be Nameless According To Cy overheard them later saying "Man, you got turned down by a geek!"
I never felt so proud in my life.
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When I was 14 I fell down the gym bleachers infront of the entire school after a pep rally while wearing a short skirt and no panties. The skirt flipped up over my back. The end.
*left speechless*
I have far too many to count and few I'd care to repeat - but I did manage to lean too far over a birthday cake to blow out my candles and set my hair on fire once.
Luckily, all it did was get rid of my split ends before I put it out.
