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The spokesman said security staff had reported the same mannequin found undressed on several occasions.

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Tart mannequin

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Oh......... My........ God.......

Ohnoes! He was attracted to something that was womanshaped.. :0 Well at least vaguely so....

Still, I doubt he's ever gonna be able to live this one down. That's some hardcore embarrasment right there...

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1)*laughs at his last name*

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Sounds yummy.

I remember MY first relations with a mannequin. It was heaven. We were inseperable. Long walks on the beach, watching the sunset, and then hours after, the sunrise. Our love making was insane, right on the beach. Water at our feet. It was magic.

Then I took her to Gapetto, and begged to turn it into a real boy! ... Girl! One of the two. I forget. And he was all like "WTF THAT'S MY MANNEQUIN THAT WAS STOLEN LAST NIGHT!"

And I was like OH SNAPS and I busted out of there.

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On a scale of awkwardness from one to ten, one finding out your girlfriend is cheating to go out with you and ten being caught in the middle of a plain on live TV while having your way with a two-months-dead horse by helicopters with searchlights, I'd rate this a 7.5

How... different.
XD@ Evil Jinsoku

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Indecent exposure? They should've gotten him on statue-tory rape.

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My god, that was so bad. Really, I can't stand puns. Though, for a pun, it wasn't so bad. Which means I lied. D'oh. As for the story...ummm...what the HELL? Seriously, thats just wrong.

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That's just too much. Someone needs a bit more relations with actual women.

Is the mannequin suing?

One can only assume not. Unless it has someone to speak on its behalf

THAT guy is NEVER going to have an actual girlfriend...

And that poor mannequin is so scarred...

IN MY DAY, kids just got off with the help the lingerie section of the JCPenny catalogue and their hands. Now that the internet provides us with a constant stream of porn, I don't think that there is any excuse for having sex with a mannequin.

Could just be a rabid Fuccon fan.

Maybe we can't really blame him then... that barbera's pretty hot.

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Could just be a rabid Fuccon fan.

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Maybe we can't really blame him then... that barbera's pretty hot.

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Perhaps I just don't want to know.

Point well made, Astrid.

In my day we had to wait FIF-TEEEN minutes for the Playboy Channel's blocked squiggle vision to smoothen itself out so I could get a booby shot. AND THAT ONLY LASTED FOR TEN SECONS! It took 6 times as long to get off in those days!

Now with internets, there's just NO excuse! If he would've been caught in the library in the computer section, that's a little more excusible.

But a mannequin? Baby steps, dammit! If you need to feel, that's what a pillow's always for!

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What?

Personally, I feel that this person is...

Absolutly deranged

After all, what did he think he was doing with that mannequin? WHAT!? That my dear people is not it's intended purpose. The true purpose of mannequins is for young children to stare at out of the corners of their eyes in the lingere section or to be activated as a secret army of deadly killer androids with which the owner can take over the world.

But now I've said too much, so I'll just get back to the topic at hand.

If I met this boy, I would give him a proper straightening out, an intesive six week course on the respect of other peoples inanimate objects.

Some people just seem totally unaware that only lamposts, roadsigns, and traffic-cones are eligable partners for coitial activity. Sheesh!.

Oh, and pillows, but only if your posh.

You know, the large rock out back that lonely people tag as 'JOHN Q. HORNYTOAD'S ROCK!' and spraypaint 'KEEP OUT!' on it. Where they do stuff.

That's right. You know who John Q. Hornytoad is.

And if he's you, then you should be ashamed of yourself.

*Hangs head in shame*