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(@troophead_1722027877)
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Coleslaw
by Arran

I am the coleslaw girl
everything about me
is shredded.

I used to be whole
where did I go
to become this mess?

I am the coleslaw girl
grated & ripped apart
loosing my mind.
--

This and other fine poems found at Teen Angst Poetry.com

... 😛

Ah, teenage years!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I prefer salad. Especially with red onions. o.o

 
(@da-muthalovin-jman)
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Coleslaw is so awesome. Emo kids are not.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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How can you not like coleslaw! }:O

Coleslaw > other salads

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Coleslaw > other salads


WRONG!

You cannot deny the power of the Caesar Salad.


You don't want to make Caesar mad, do you?

 
(@stumbleina)
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Ew mayo. Coleslaw = NO.

 
(@very-crazy-penguin_1722585704)
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"Loosing"?

 
(@Anonymous)
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XD
Emo kids are just so PRECIOUS!
...
What, is it my fault I find Angst ADORABLE?

 
(@troophead_1722027877)
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I believe Caesar's salad is named such because it was first created at the casino Caesar's Palace..

don't quote me on that.

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Coleslaw > other salads


Word. Coleslaw is salad king. Especially with picnicky food, or fried chicken, or barbecue.

Coleslaw and buttermilk biscuits is teh = win. (Not at the same time tho')

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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I'm more of a mashed potatoes 'n' gravy man, myself.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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mashed potatoes and gravy + coleslaw = teh win, imho.

Translation: If you serve mashed potatoes and gravy and you also serve coleslaw, I'll be very thankful and think you are the best host I have met.

 
(@cykairus)
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Coleslaw is so awesome. Emo kids are not.


What about Emo Philips?

Note: he was a not-too-funny comedian who based half his act around cole slaw.

 
(@smeggedoff)
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blech, I don't like coleslaw, which is odd because it's crunchy and has mayonaise, which are both good, but I just don't like it.

note, when did we get the gunstar heroes emoticons?
:cmon :fist
smash daisaku pwns

 
(@tigergirl-soldier_1722585687)
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I prefer Sonny's BBQ coleslaw! Just the right texture and taste! ^__^

Ceaser Salad = Regular Salad = Coleslaw

 
(@da-muthalovin-jman)
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What about Emo Philips?


Are you joking?

 
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