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(@silvershadow)
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OK, I got an mp3 player in the mail today that I'd ordered. It's a generic chinese made one. I've thus far not experienced any problem with anything like this I've gotten. Until today.

What follows is a link to a pdf I made of the manual. It's the most fantastically engrish thing I've ever tried to understand. Two warnings before you get stuck in: This thing is just over 30 megs in size. And secondly, that cover page is the most coherent in the entire manual.

Witness the horror.

And you can post any funny stuff you find in it, there's LOADS.

Also... anyone else ever get something like this with something they got?

One additional note: Just so you know, the topic header is a shortened quote from page 5: "The knife man - impulsive punishment: Broadcast the level is smooth to roll over."

~SilverShadow.

 
(@cipher_strelok98)
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My cd player manuals had this : "NOTE: If during operation odd numbers and symbols appear on the screen, stop using immediatly and go to your local Sony Authorized dealer for a replacemnt". What, does it mean Its intercepting alien transmissions and when it happens the government wants sony to collect them and nuke them for a cover up?

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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i had a memory stick with instructions in engrish about how to make partitions on my drive or something.

on the back of the stick itself, it said 'when flush, not remove'

it's a shame it got stolen. ^.x;

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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SS0, have you consider sending this to Engrish.com

For everyone else, enjoy this pic just because it's related. 😀

 
(@silvershadow)
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Not only did I consider it, I actually did it. I sent them an e-mail with the link, seeing as submissions are supposed to be no more than 2 megs in size. Hopefully they can use this stuff.

~SilverShadow.

 
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