I am Wesu's e-friend from the Internet. I hope to do some fun Internetting at this forum.
Hi.
You have such a way of sounding like a total n00b, David.
hello interfrend 🙂
Buy my fish
What type of fish is it, sir? And what is the price for this purchase?
Hello o.o;;;
You know that the board is getting more popular when you post two welcomes in a day, and three in two days. o_o;;;
Anyway, take this. *Newbie protector sheild* You'll need it. Oh, and don't mind if your shoelaces are taken. And PiE: DON'T ASK.
You know what I'm talking about, boy.
Stop fooling around and buy my fish.
Shields don't work on me! HAHAHAHA!
Erm, welcome. We eat newbies here as a form of welcoming them. ^^
Sir, your fish is not fresh, and I would like to request my money back at once.
Edit: Wes told me you like to eat newbies. Sounds hot.
Oh MAN did you SO buy that fish!
LMFAO
AHAHAHAHA! The joke's on you! I only tricked you into thinking I bought your fish so you would give me money!
Well, good evening and welcome, friend of Wesu!
*CHOMP*
*eats Rock*
Stay for awhile and have a drink, hm? 🙂
(vomits CR into a wall)
Raunchy food hurts the tummy. X_X
In response to Cookirini's post... A drink of WHAT, may I ask?
Soda. What'd you expect? Beer?
Yo! All newbs will be greeted with salt and pepper!
Quote:
Soda. What'd you expect? Beer?
No STUPID *whaps Ultra. (Again? I've whaped him a lot o.o)* It is urine from a pig that sleeps during the day and only come out at 2 AM exactly (for ten minutes), only on New Years Day and has mounted turrets surrounding it's cave of which it lives in.
*gives him the glass of urine*
Of course, we couldn't get the pig. I just peed in here while you weren't looking ^.~
Welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay! And have a complementary Bombchu! *gives it to rock* Oh wait, I shouldn't have lit the fuse...right?
Hey howdy hey and a big welcome speeding on it's way to you...
okay that's just annoying. *note to self: forget trying to think up new ways of greeting newbies*
Nice to see a new face around and welcome to the MoFo!
Wraith
Hello friend of Wesu's.
Enjoy the boards! These people are all crazy. Stay away from that urine Jaffa tried to give you. >>
Hey there, welcome to the forums.
that's unhyginic! oo;
*steals the newbie's shoelaces and provides him with a door knob* welcome to the forum, use your gift wisely!
