Okay, here's the deal. We need to blow up the moon! Seriously, we really do.
Why?
Well, it's blocking my view for one thing. I only have one tiny window in my bedroom and I'd have a beautiful view of the stars right now except there's a stupid Moon in the way. If I wanted to see that, I could hold up a dish over the window. La-dee-dah and whoop-dee-doo. So the moon has got to go, any way possible.
But that's just my personal justification. It's certainly not gonna be what I tell congress when I propose the HR 235lol89 Blowing up the Moon Act. And it's not what I'm going to tell you when I buy infomercial time to convince you to blow up the moon. I have come to terms with the fact that one reason to blow up the moon is not enough!
Potential reasons for blowing up the moon:
Terrorists! This is a no-brainer.
You enjoy seeing issues in shades of grey and hate anything with two sides to it, and since the moon has two fixed sides, one permanently facing Earth and one not, you want to blow it up.
The shards of the moon will cause really odd weather, and freankly the predictable weather patterns on this planet are boring you. You're just fighting stagnation when you blow up the moon.
You're a mad scientist trying to destroy the Earth by crashing an asteroid into it, but the moon is in the way of the optimal trajectory, so it's got to go. Blow up the moon and destroy the Earth!
These are just a few of the key demographics I plan on catering to in my moon destruction campaign, but I want to know, what does the moon mean to you people. Why do you, the common Joe Schlamiel or Betty Happenstance on the street, want to blow up the moon.
Let me know! I care!
Don't forget the teen wolf demographic.
Pfft. It'll be re-built by the time Shadow comes out.
Worst-Idea-Ever.
well maybe except george bush being elected but still
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But if we blow up the moon were will we live whean earth pollation and global warming get out of control? Or may be Bill Gates can built a manchine that put Humans and other Cretures in to computers? and we can live in cyber SPACE and all the mean people will be deleted FOVEVER so we can live in peace with no noObs ever angin! 
(That salt water taffy is makeing me crazy!)
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You're a mad scientist trying to destroy the Earth by crashing an asteroid into it, but the moon is in the way of the optimal trajectory, so it's got to go. Blow up the moon and destroy the Earth!
Better yet, why not kill two birds with one stone and smash the moon into the Earth?
It doesn't matter if we blow up the moon, we'll still never be able to escape the enormous moon gravity!
"Why do you want to blow up my home, Srol?"
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It doesn't matter if we blow up the moon, we'll still never be able to escape the enormous moon gravity!
XD .... best response yet.
But Iran is going to nuke it in five days. Duh.
..To answer Usagi..
"Because every danged evil thing has either come from the moon-to the moon, or wants to use the moon as a BASE!"
You want to know why we SHOULDN'T blow up the moon, Srol? Because it's shiny, that's why.
I like shiny things. Proposal rejected.
-Jake
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"Because every danged evil thing has either come from the moon-to the moon, or wants to use the moon as a BASE!"
"Aaaah! After ten thousand years I'm free! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!"
"Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!"
The old school Power Rangers! How I miss them. The spin offs are crap to me. (Goes off to find a old PR tape she got cheap from the salvation army) AND BEAN AND BARK WILL STOP THE FOOLS THAT TRY TO BLOW UP THE MOON!
Y'know. If we blow up the moon, maybe like all the debris will get pulled into a ring orbiting the Earth (maybe - I'm not too hot on my ring-formation physics) and we'll get a nifty line of rocks arcing through the sky, like in Quake II. Won't that be way more interesting to look at in the sky that just a shiny circle just sitting there?
There! See! Nuchtos gets it! High five!
That's the only reason I watch Toon Disney anymore.
Power Rangers Generations!
Old-school Power Rangers FTW.
Sorry Mystic Force, but thou art CRAP.
You're all ignoring my awesome idea =(
Seriously, you guys. All we'd need is a big enough railgun on the moon and BAM no more Earth OR Moon.
But... you can't blow up the Earth.
That's where I keep all my stuff!
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But... you can't blow up the Earth.
That's where I keep all my stuff!
Like Cheese? Any who, we can't blow up the moon yet until I find out if it's actually made of cheese, damn it!
