I decided to post a what if section for those people to ask what if questions. So I decied to ask this one;
If Sonic can absorb the power of the emeralds and become super The same for knuckles and tails, What if a human was to absorb the power of the emeralds?
Why they would transform into something similar to a super saiyan.
*dashes off*
Something derived from Dragonball Z would happen. Your hair would get big and you'd start flying around and shouting your attacks so that your enemy knows how to dodge and stuff.
Pidgeons would become demonicly possessed by raw energy and start pecking at any people you come near to. It'd be genocide, worse than the Hitchcock movie, golden feathers fluttering everywhere, the sound of dying screams fading in the wind and the endless cooing and cawing...
This is why I petition we keep all 7 Emeralds on different continents, so that if anyone really needs them, they can have crazy cool adventures with different cultures, learning varied moral lessons and padding out material so that the threat which causes the need for emeralds will seem much more climactic when the final battle approaches!
I'm with Harley Quinn on this one. Yellow hair, great power, the tendency to shout your attacks. Also, I feel that a human would lose their mind and feel the need to stuff themselves with pretzels or some other salty snack!
What if one of the emeralds shattered then? Would that, in effect, be the 'death' of Super Sonic?
I think the human would die of mineral poisoning.
But that's just me.
Go play command and conquer. I swear, Chaos Emeralds=Tiberium. Then we see what happens when one breaks!
Hmmm... What if... we could travel physically in cyberspace?
PORN YOU CAN TOUCH!
Then I'd punch every one of the punks on XBox Live, you know, the 10 year olds that use the "N" word like the word "the" and spill the worst racial garbage and slurs all over.
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Yeah! Tron!
Or that 3-D Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episode
Why would the internet be full of 8 bit graphic pixels, or random shapes.
I imagine that the intenet would be really really great
FOR PORN
It gives us untold opportunity...
FOR PORN
So you can research, browse or shop
FOR PORN
Right from your own desktop, until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
FOR PORN!!!
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! WHY YOU THINK THE NET WAS BORN?! PORN! PORN! PORN!
^___^
Seriously, if we could all go into cyberspace, I'd imagine us plugging into The Matrix quite volentarily, it'd become an addiction, we'd be like drugies begging for five more minutes in the TEEN-CHAT room, where every single person's avatar is a cyba wanting woman, controlled by a man.
Of course, we all know this from the Futurama episode where Leela finds another Cyclops, in which the characters actually DO log onto the internet by going into cyberspace.
Most accurate representation I can imagine, for sure.
Yeah, my media teacher told me that the internet was invented for the easy spreading of porn. Most sites on the net are for porn.
Even Newgrounds is full of it if you go into the adult area.
Hey, you're forgetting another Futurama episode to refer to here...
*The Prof is whowing some information on something on the internet*
"Wow, information on the net! That's amazing! Back in my day, the internet was only used for porn!" - Fry
"And it still is!" - The Prof
*The prof then changes the site to a porno-clip*
hehe, I didn't forget that, but the other episode sort of writes it over it, and it's just funnier "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! 3 years ago I tried to connect us to AOL... and we've finally logged on!"
What if I gave up my love for Final Fantasy? What if I gave up my fanboyishness for Tidus and Rena...
As far as cyperspace is concerned wouldnt be more like ReBoot?
And for tornadot: The world will never be the same again.
Craig...you skewed the lyrics horribly. I sentence you to go listen to that song 1,000 times.
Isn't that a bit harsh?
Yes. I know I did. I realised a whiie after posting. I decided to be random and keep them.
I gladly accept my punishment replacing the word "song" with "album" 
That sounds much better
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What if... everybody's post counts reverted to Zero!
ZERO!
Nothing!
ZILCH!
Well things will still be the same..just without post counts. Noobs will still be noobs and oldbs will still be old.
A paradox occured, but there were not any windows available?
Craig could die a happy, happy man.
