Me, I shot one of my friends with a paintball a few years ago, while he was jumping on the trampoline in our backyard. He lost his balance and fell off the trampoline, catching his leg on a metal spring and tearing a gash in his leg. He had to get stitches. o.o
Needless to say, I got in a hell of a lot of trouble for that. It was an accident, and I did apologize to him and his family, but that's pretty much the worst thing I've ever done.
You?
I helped someone, thats pretty much the worst thing you can do to people.
~Tobe
I once shot a man in Reno just to see him die.
I could go on a rant here as to what actually defines "worst" but that is what Marble Garden is for.
Now, the worst thing I've ever done?
I normally try to stay away from that kind of thing, but I accidentally flipped off a teacher at lunch.(I thought it was a different person) >_>
Luckily, he thought it was somebody else.
Great, make me think about all the BAD things that I finally forgot about...
I cant pick one, so I'll just say the worst thing I've ever done was not give a crap about trying in school to get good grades so I could go to a good college and poop on people for not being as educated as me.
Wait... no, I dont regret that actually. Screw those preppies.
Thew my cat off a balcony when I was 7, punched a teacher when I was 9 and I hospitalised a kid by smashing his face against a concrete pillar several times when I was 11.
Take your pick. Personally, I go for the cat. Lucky didn't provoke me. Ms. Thompson and Georgie Jones did.
Loaded up /b/.
I joined this forum.
I accidently kicked a kid in the face and gave him a nose bleed when I was six.
...I know, it's pathetic. I really can't think of anything else, I'll edit something else in if I can remember, but I'm sure that's as bad as it gets.
EDIT: Wait, I remember I stole about five toy cars from school when I was seven, is that bad enough?
I beat up a kid with a chair in the 8th grade. I booted another kid in the face as well. Those are a few things that I can think of right now.
Loaded up /b/.
Powerbombed a preteen in backyard wrestling, potentially stunting his growth, in the 8th grade.
Threw a chair at a pregnant woman in the 4th grade.
I hate myself every time I think of either.
Thanks a lot, Cinderblock.
Regrettable Things:
Poured an entire Snapple on the crotch of some boy's pants when I was 15, because everyone bullied him and my friends and I thought it would be funny to make him cry infront of the entire cafeteria.
Stole money from my GRANDMA who was DYING to buy cocaine.
Got expelled from high school #1 for forementioned cocaine + breaking a girl's hand in a fight by pushing her down concrete steps into a glass door + having a sex life? (Do Not Regret)
Punched a good friend in the face when we were "play-fighting". I wouldn't regret this except she got hurt and it was in public and made me feel like a horrible monster.
INTENTIONALLY CAUSED SOMEONE TO COMMIT ADULTERY. LOL.
I'm reformed I swear!
Wow there's a lot of people who have done absolutely terrible things here and I've got nothing.
I don't know whether to feel good or bad about myself.
Wonder, you could've fooled me (no offense).
Argued on the internet.
Haha.
No, seriously... used to get in fights at school, many years ago. That's probably about it.
I killed my sister's tamagotchi by overdosing it on medicine o.o
Honestly, I was a pretty good kid. The worst thing I did was steal one of those 5p chick things from a shop. (I instantly regretted it)
The rest of the time I was saving drowning bees. o.o
When I was small I dipped a kitten multiple times in cold water, then felt sorry when it was shivering because of the cold, tried to put it in the sun to dry, then saw a mother cat with other kitties and, thinking it was hers, left it there.
Turns out it wasn't and the kitten died of cold at night. 
I feel like a terrible terrible person when I remember that..
Another thing that still makes me feel terrible today is when I accidentally stepped on a chick while I was trying to catch it.. I broke its wing and it died soon after.. slowly.. I feel terrible for the poor thing. T_T
I was such a terrible terrible child..
Oddly, I don't regret hitting the crap out of schoolmates who got on my nerves (I remember I broke a girl's nose once. She totally deserved it.) and don't feel as bad about calling the teacher a @#%$ in.. what was it? 3rd grade?
Back then that last episode left all parents shocked and nobody would invite me to parties anymore.
Now all my classmates freely call the teachers like that and nobody gives a @#%$. >>
I poured hot water on my cat when I was 10.
Oh dear... In sixth grade, I went out with the nerdiest, least-popular guy for a day and dumped him within 24 hours, telling him only a day later that I didn't want to be his friend anymore to salvage my own "reputation" which had been blown to smithereens by our short-term friendship. They built another school in my district and he transfered there the year after and I always wonder to this day what happened to him.
I beat a guy up with his own shoe for insulting my brother to my face. Didn't get caught, surprisingly.
I remember one time at a theater I used to perform with, I wanted to push one of the actors down the stairs or get them sick or something so they couldn't perform and I would therefore get her role (as I felt I earned and deserved it with all my devotion to the place), but I didn't actually do it.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Oh that reminds me Sage. This lad asked me out when I was 14 and I made his life a bit of a living hell afterwards =/ I haven't talked to him since, but I don't blame him. I was an immature git really! He has every right to dislike me now.
I still would say "no" though.
Off the top of my head, I chucked some random fisherman's bait into the river quite a few years ago.
I told my cousin she was raised by monkeys in Africa thats why her arms were hairy
PURDY!
HOW COULD YOU!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! >=C
Recently I felt pretty reluctant to help a filming partner in the same class as mine at college, prolly because I wasn't keen on the task in the first place and we never really got on well anyway. It's still getting at my nerves after 1 and a half months. Before that, I remember f-----g up a speech at secondary school. I felt very awkward back then.
lmao @ all of you
I'M TELLING YOUR PARENTS
*attacks Turtle before he can*
I once punched a baby.
In the face.
In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.
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I'M TELLING YOUR PARENTS
I'M MY OWN GRAMPA!
I made a slavery joke right in front of someone from that part of Africa.
I swear the joke wasn't that tasteless.
Other than that, I kicked a little girl once because she pissed me off. I don't remember how. I was like, 13 or something myself. She couldn't have been over eight.
I msut have stolen like, $100 in candy, toys, and other things from a dollar store over the course of three weeks one summer. It was within walking distance of my house. >>
I bought the CD American Idiot once. I think I still have it somewhere.
I destroyed a bathroom in like, 3rd grade, and got suspended for a week. I don't remember why I did it.
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I destroyed a bathroom in like, 3rd grade, and got suspended for a week.
With what, a wrecking ball?
I don't remember.
Hey, TTG! Got your internet back?
I'm at school, Cindy. =D There's usually 30 minutes of free comp time at lunch and I have a tech class every other day in which I have about an hour, so I can stay somewhat connected.
THIS THREAD IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL INSTANT MESSENGER
IT IS NOW
Oh, shut up. *kick* @ Wonder
I bought Sonic Adventure DX. Worst waste of my money ever.
But seriously, I once went on a rampage on school servers, filling kids' projects with pictures of Mario characters (this was before I was a Sonic fan), changing teacher folder names, etc. I got caught when I loaded the folder of someone I hate with ~20 MB of crud. It's the reason that the school system now has better security, and blocks all the websites worth visiting. I didn't even get a detention for that, yet got a suspension for chucking cheese puffs at a girl I hated.
My responses to Super Shadic 01, Wonderbat, Craig, then more so the topic itself...
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Wonder, you could've fooled me (no offense).
...so you're judging his IRL self, against what he says about it, based on his Internet self? What if he acts different on this site than IRL to try different personalities? For all we know that might be the case. Granted, it also might not be the case and he didn't say that was the case either, but at least I'm not the one assuming against what he's saying... well, at least not in this case... it might seem like I'm defending Wonderbat, but I'm more so defending the idea of trying to take into account possible differences between online personalities and IRL personalities.
Wonderbat, would I be correct in assuming that when you say "I've got nothing" you're saying that you don't recall doing things as bad as others in this thread say they did? When you say you don't know whether to feel good or bad about yourself, do you mean that you're not sure whether it's a case of not having done such things or not remembering them? Your wording seemed kinda vague but the idea that you'd feel "bad" about yourself for NOT doing such things didn't make much sense...
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Personally, I go for the cat. Lucky didn't provoke me. Ms. Thompson and Georgie Jones did.
Similar kind of thing here, Craig, in thinking back to some of my clearly unjust responses to being picked on... despite that my views aren't along animal rights lines, (though they used to be, but that's off topic) I'm surer that I regret taking it out on creatures who had nothing to do with it than I am about getting back at people who picked on me, even if some of my retaliations there were over-the-top... at least in those cases I had reason to believe that those I was getting back at deserved something at them... as much as I lean away from considering non-humans victims, I can't help but think of things I said or did to certain people as having been more defensible, at least in some ways, even than things I did to spiders...
I'm kinda curious as to what exactly a teacher would've done to provoke you though. o.o
Anyway, it's just that I originally more so wanted to respond to Super Shadic 01 and decided to add a few more comments and got a bit carried away. While I've certainly done lots of bad things in my life (though I'm fairly sure it's nowhere near the things Astrid described) I'm not really sure at this point in time which few to consider the worst, given different reasons like not being sure if I remember enough of it or uncertainty as to what to consider worse and why... again this was more so originally intended to be a response-based post.
EDIT: Fixed wording a few minutes after posting.
*screams bloody murder* Back top topic, not so much worse but stupidest was probably when my friends and I were playing chicken by sledding down the hill and seeing who could stop closest to the electric fence at the bottom. I tried to stop, but ended up face planting it =
Forgot to bury the corpse.
...Oh my. @ Trans
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Dude STOP DOUBLE POSTING... Seriously, you did it once and I informed you... You obviously know how to edit...
And that picture isn't even funny. I'm not a cat fan, but that doesn't mean I support cruelty.
k' i will stop double posting and get everything into one post
