Who is that, rampaging along the fields! It is Crimson Darkwolfe, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you until the Earth stands still, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"

I don't need a random generator to tell me what my battlecry is.

Here it is:

"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!"

"Who is that, skulking on the icy wasteland! It is Wonderbat, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries thunderously:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!""

Quite different from my normal battlecry of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!", but it'll do.

Skulking across the tundra, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Ultra Sonic 007! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to f**k you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into a purple worm!"

O_O; (inputs different name)

Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the candy store! It is Ultra, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm going to f**k you until you're bright blue, and launch you into deep space!!!"

GAH! (inputs different name)

Sprinting through the freeway, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Ultra Sonic! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!"

Hoy. Better. >_>;; (shies away from username and moves to character name)

Zang! Who is that, stalking over the icy wasteland! It is Jonathon Redley, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you until war is peace!"

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the terrain! It is Redley, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts ominously:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you into the danger zone, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

...???

My real name:

Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the cliffs! It is Jake, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to f*** you so hard, you will drink poison and piss honey!"

Um... what? Both graphic and vague at the same time...

My user name:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the cliffs! It is Kaulimus, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"

Oooookay... I'm honestly not a rapist, despite what these battle cries would suggest. Typically, my battle cry is more like "IF YOU DON'T RUN, I'LL BE FORCED TO RETHINK THIS BATTLE!", but whatever.

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the candy store! It is Shadowednavi, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!!!"

.... that sounds... just a little painful... o_o; **pities anyone who ticks her off to the point of doing that**

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

I particularly like my real name's one. Why? I get a jeweled meat6 hammer.

Stalking over the wasteland, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Ben! And he gives a booming cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate with reckless abandon!!!"

...and for my SN...he gets a sword.

Skulking over the candy store, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Cy Kairus! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport, then bake cookies!!!"

...and my Reploid ava seems to get a hammer too...it really likes me having hammers, it seems.

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the plains! It is Celtus, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries ominously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, no flesh shall be spared!!"

And for an edit, my Sailor version.

Stalking on the hotel lobby, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Sailor Expletive! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to h**p you like it's my job, and launch you into deep space!!"

...WELL NOWWWW...

Quote:

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Who is that, striding along the tarmac! It is Spiner, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to hump you past the point of no return, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"

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Mrawl. A bladed baseball bate. That I like. n__n And the humping. *Points down at his sig.* They got me so perfect.

Rampaging over the freeway, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Neo Yi! And she gives a mighty howl:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Cheap Beer, lol.
~Neo

Who is that, rampaging along the candy store! It is Trimanus, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars homicidally:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy with God on my side!"

Apparently...

Prowling on the cliffs, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh SX Kitsune! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to punch you until your mortal mind doth snap!"
o.o

Who is that, stalking over the tundra! It is SX, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!!"
COOL. But my normal cry is something I can't post on a PG board.

Stalking on the plains, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Drew! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until war is peace!!"
WRONG.

I tried my full name, and it is something I can't post. o.o

Prowling amidst the plains, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Sailor Shadow! And she gives a gutteral cry:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!!"
Now that isn't very ladylike.

Who is that, prowling through the icy wasteland! It is Rin The Echidna, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to punch you so badly, you will see ultraviolet!"
I thought angels were PEACEFUL.

I'd rather not say mine O_O

Prowling over the plains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh Wes! And he gives a low grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

"i'm going to f**k you until the laws of physics are violated."

that got me laughing.

Cycle wins the thread, because he can dance all day he can dance all day! BOOM HEADSHOT!

Mine: Hark! Who is that, prowling across the candy store! It is Johnnychopsocky, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He howls ominously:

"For the love of carnage and discord, skulls will be f**ked for Satan!!!"

lulz

**had way too much fun with this**

Sprinting out of the cliffs, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh SA Tails! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to smash you until you deflate!"

Gilded boxing gloves...?

Sprinting on the cliffs, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh FexusFan! And he gives a low roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

FexusFan the homocidal maniac...

Stalking on the candy store, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Zonic Mirage! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to @#%$ you so thoroughly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

XD Nice...

Three words!

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the freeway! It is DivineDragoonKain, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you until you pee fire!"

Striding over the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Tuddy! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"

LOL

Stalking across the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh SilverShadow! And he gives a cruel scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage with God on my side!"

Vengeance... and goo? Let's try something else...

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the tarmac! It is Bryan, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

What's with the vegeance and goo? Let's try my full name...

Prowling through the cliffs, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Bryan Richard McKean! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such zeal, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

LOLz! Sharpened screwdrivers rule.

Stalking amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh LightStrike! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until there is no more hope!!"

DANG. Let's try some of the other chars from my universe...

Skulking over the mountains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Ana! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"

Sounds about right...

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the tundra! It is Myuriel, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like it's a new extreme sport, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

XD @ the lederhosen remark

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the mountains! It is Empress Kai-Lun The Great, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to flog you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

*Snnnrrrrrk!*

And lastly, one of my alts:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the tundra! It is Sailor Goku, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you into the fourth dimension!!!"

And my LJ name...

Running across the fields, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Tilberios! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you deflate!!"

OMG.

Anyway, that was all FUN. ^^ Great find!

~LightStrike. "In the name of malice, I desecrate until there is no more hope!!"

Skulking amidst the cliffs, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh LilixKitty! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder until everything has croaked!!!"

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Sprinting over the mountains, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Stef! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

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Rampaging amidst the steppes, clutching a burning branch, cometh Stephanie! And she gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to punch you in such an unsafe manner, you will polymorph into a wood nymph!!!"

Screen-name:

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the hotel lobby! It is Nuchtos, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

Real name:

Running along the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh John Barrett! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, your timbers will shiver!!!"

Lokki:

Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is Lokki Gallansbayne, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to bruise you backwards in time, then make toast!!"

Dran:

Skulking through the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Dranakath! And he gives a low bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!"

And lastly, Sexual Man-Beast:

Skulking over the hotel lobby, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Sexual Man-Beast! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the steppes! It is Harley Quinn Hyenaholic, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts thunderously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Nick, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls gutterally:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

umm... what?
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Striding on the mountains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh HOLY! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"

say what?
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Who is that, striding through the cliffs! It is HOLYANTICORTHAP Reloaded, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars thunderously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

omgz i am mean
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Prowling through the icy wasteland, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Jesus! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"This one's for you, mom! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"

you have to laugh at this... come on... seriously...

Not fair...I wanted to bludgeon somebody. Or at least do something with poison and honey However, when I put my name in (or what people call me at the least) I get this.

Quite the party trick that one!

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the steppes! It is Your Mom, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to f--- you with such zeal, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

OH. MY. GOD.