NOTE: Contains a Full Metal Alchemist first season spoiler.
(2:23:38 AM) GameMusic: what is the wort non-perverted fanfic idea you can think of?
(2:24:35 AM) WB: Well there goes my "South Park Fisher Price Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" idea >8(
(2:24:38 AM) GameMusic: COME ON YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE EVIL
(2:24:59 AM) WB: hmmm...lessee
(2:25:48 AM) WB: if this is for the forum try a kindergartners rendition of trying to make the next sonic (or any other random) videogame plot XD
(2:28:17 AM) GameMusic: (4:31:40 AM) Jason: i had like this weird idea
(4:32:11 AM) Jason: not like inspired by fma but like a um... i dont know props
(4:32:40 AM) Jason: i thought what if huges was reincarnated as a supernatural bounty hunted
(4:32:43 AM) Jason: hunter
(4:33:21 AM) Jason: except he would have a jedi braid thing so you know he is not huges
(4:33:41 AM) GameMusic: huges?
(4:33:59 AM) GameMusic: ok what?
(4:34:00 AM) Jason: he is the most badassed fighters in fma
(4:34:13 AM) GameMusic: that sounds like the worst fma fanfic ever written?
(4:34:25 AM) Jason: yeah
(4:34:30 AM) Jason: but i like it
(4:34:34 AM) GameMusic: and i don't even remember seeing him fight
(4:34:55 AM) Jason: his fight to the um... death
(4:35:33 AM) Jason: for a guy at a desk he was awesome
(4:35:39 AM) GameMusic: ok you've actually come up with the official worst non-sexual non-crossover fma fanfic concept ever
(4:36:02 AM) Jason: what Angel killer huges
(4:36:17 AM) GameMusic: you can't even spell his name
(4:36:29 AM) Jason: hughes
(4:37:02 AM) Jason: and he is partnered with an android girl
(4:37:27 AM) Jason: it is so stupid it has to work
(4:37:32 AM) GameMusic: that's up there with vin diesel as big
(4:37:55 AM) Jason: hey lets partner him with reincarnated R. Dorthy Wayneright
(2:29:12 AM) WB: ...........................
(2:29:17 AM) WB: ..........................................................................................................
(2:29:22 AM) WB: you know
(2:29:28 AM) WB: when you messaged me i was on my way to bed
(2:29:34 AM) WB: i think i'll go do that now
(2:29:38 AM) GameMusic: LMAO
(2:29:42 AM) WB: because my brain REALLY REALLY REALLY HURTS
TOP THAT.
I can promise this story was not written today. Or even within the last year. But i can promise it was written.
*****
Once there was a rainbow.
It was glorious.
It shone with a thousand sparkling dimonds, upon the morning sky.
Jibber jabbah wha?
Inside the dark pit, there lived MIM.
She had three heads. And twelve stomics.
each stomic, witheld a babie.
from the stomics they burst forth to rain pestalence upon the land.
"go my pretties." Mim told them, as they left, one of the babies turne, and stuck it's head into her uterus.
"it is very cold in here." the babie cried. and Mim looked down "That's because i'm fridged." and her utureis swallwed the baby whole.
and it was never seen again.
the. end.
Well, this one's not mine (*points at this guy*) but this one's good anyway. WORST DBZ STORY EVER.
Note that this is a good writer trying to be an intentionally bad writer.
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It was terrible! The thunder roared! Trees fell to the ground! The wind was like a rhinocerous! Each flash of lightning lasted an hour! And in the castle where King Vegeta and Queen, um, Vegetable lived, there was a wail and a roar! A scream so loud you could see it hurtle out the chimney! There was a crash so loud the roof flew off and ARRGGHHHH! HORRORS! VEGETA WAS BORN!
His parents took one look at him and ran away like the wind! Vegeta grabbed an axe and chopped down the door! GRRRRRRRR!
A guy named Bill, who was combing his hair in a boat, heard sizzling. It was Vegeta, and the grass was burning under his feet as he ran along the bank, jumped into the boat, grabbed Bill, threw him into the sun, and then rowed away at over 3000 miles an hour! Vegeta was angry!
Vegeta rowed across the shore, where he found his parents. So he knotted his mothers hair and bent his fathers pipe and put jam in their shoes and they were sorry they ever had him. Then he asked if he had any siblings and KV said no but he had an uncle so Vegeta knocked a kid off his bicycle and cycled away so fast that the road behind him turned to molten tar and all the cars got stuck in it.
Vegeta got to the sea and swore so loudly that all the fish came up to see and he peddled across right on their heads before he got a highway which he crossed so fast it curled up behind him like string. He found his uncle making pancakes and he punched him in the nose and put his socks through a grinder. He was sorry he had a nephew like Vegeta!
Then Vegeta looked around and saw a lady in a hat. He was so angry! He hit the hat off her head and bit her arm and then kicked a soldier and took an axe and wrecked a bus. Then a mountain fell on Vegeta and he had to tunnel to Austrailia to escape.
Then Vegeta saw a kangeroo. "Yeecchhhh pansy animal!" he said, and he went up to kick it, but the kangeroo had a baby named Pidge who thought Vegeta was a big troll doll because hed never looked out of his pouch before. He said "Goo!" and all of Vegetas hair stood up making him look like a porcupine and then the kangeroo baby didnt think Vegeta looked so nice anymore so Vegeta kicked it anyway and then ran off so fast that the desert sand fused into bricks and they built a power station with them and now there are hardly any kangeroos left there.
Vegeta went to Ireland and the police said they would get him so they tied sacks of potatoes above the road and when they saw Vegeta coming they would cut the cord and the sacks would come down and he would be stunned and they would cover him with meat sauce and roll him into the sea. But Vegeta wasnt stupid and he saw the sacks so he took a frying pan and walked under the sacks and when the sacks fell he fried the potatoes and ate them before they could stun them. "It was a stupid plan anyway." the police chief said...
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He stopped because it was too hard. X3
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my fic is the rite fic! ures is stuped!
OOC: Seriously. Mobius Forum fanfiction. The namelist alone cracks me up.
You are all speaking impudence to me. Impudence!
Shadow Hog beat me to it.
[url= http://www.rakhal.com/AlexGray/gillian_tales/skss.html ]BEAT THIS, YO
(WARNING: You should never read this, because it contains nudity, sexual themes and scenes, incest, bionic uteruses, masturbation, EXTREEEEEEME violence and language, and the overly excessive use of the word "c***". And no, I'm not telling you what the word is.)
Holy SH*T @ Cooki's link O_O
Now I'll have to bleach your brain.
Sorry, man, it's for the best.
*starts chasing SX*
Oh my dear lord... XD XD XD XD
Thank you Cooki, for the greatest read of my life. I bow before you!
i remeber seeing a topic on another forum that i came across by accident, listing all the worst sonic fics out there.
i'd link to it, but i've no idea where this place is anymore 
harley would probably know, i saw her post there.
Leave it to Cooki to find an NC-17 RATED SAILOR MOON FANFICTION 
Leave it to Cooki to find an NC-17 RATED SAILOR MOON FANFICTION
I'm a fanfic writer myself. I read (or....attempt to read) this story as part of my writing regiment, to keep myself from going down the path of utter stupidity.
Of course, I could give you quite a few other examples of bad fanfiction. Like:
-the info on the Christian Sailor Moon fic (say, Ultra, how many perfect prom dresses, shoes and manicures have you prayed to God for today? None?! YOU ATHIEST SLUT!)
-the fanfic based on the game of Spin the Bottle which has been turned into a soon-to-be five book epic about making out and OOC hints of MPD (like reality TV, only some reality TV is at least watchable to a degree on not riddled with misspellings)
-the Arabian Prince AU where you don't know who's who or where's what for half the story
-the remaining online fragments of the SM/Color of Money porn crossover (I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP, PEOPLE!)
-The story of Koo Koo Cola (NO, REALLY, I DON'T!!!)
-Nearly everything on adultfanfiction.net (which I refuse to link to, anywhere, ever)
-Oscar. No, you don't need to know anymore. Just.....Oscaaar.
-All GW/SM, FLA/SM, HP/SM and LOTR/SM crossovers (if you don't know what those mean, you're not a nerd. And you've never read them. Consider yourself saved).
-Any story that mashes together Japanese and English randomly
-the endless number of Sues and Stus
-And finally, this story[/url]. Just....just.....I really can't describe this story.
I could go on and on and on.....and on and on.....and on. But I won't. Sooo, take your pick! PM me! IM me! Whatever!
Join the dark side.... :p
Oh my dear lord... XD XD XD XD
Thank you Cooki, for the greatest read of my life. I bow before you!
Just doin' my job, Gyser. Which is to be insane. :p
Dude.
I mean...
I must have some kind of super fanfic rader or something. Because I have been able to sift through the crap with an almost uncanny degree.
So...it's just...
*shivers*
And, straight from the writer of Full-Life Consequences, this FF7 one is pretty bad, too.
Man, I hope somebody tries to narrate this one, too.
Quote:
-The story of Koo Koo Cola
lol soda cult
"Come along, you belong
FEEL THE FIZZ."
Ima home ;_;
lol soda cult
"Come along, you belong
FEEL THE FIZZ."
Ima home ;_;
Well, if soda from an insane environmentalist that turns you into stone is your thing.....welcome aboard! :p
One word must be said about this topic: GONTERMAN.
Quote:
Quote:-The story of Koo Koo Cola
lol soda cult
"Come along, you belong
FEEL THE FIZZ."
That's what I thought of too. And I still think Angel hunter jedi huges and R. Dorothy Wayneright is the worst for pure non-sexual concept.
Quote:
GW/SM, FLA/SM, HP/SM and LOTR/SM
Gundam Wing/SM (LOL), Harry Potter/SM (LMAO), and Lord of the Rings/SM (OMGWTFBBQROTFLOL). But I don't know what FLA is.
But Lord of the Rings/SM is the only thing that could possibly compete with Angel hunter jedi huges and R. Dorothy Wayneright.
Auuugh. That was supposed to be FMA.
Ed/Usagi, anyone? x.x;
Click my sig.
Damn.. you.. Ultra..
YOU MADE ME LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY! >=O
Harry Potter has no shortage of crack pairings but this is in a special class. WARNING: language, m/m, sexaul situation
The Reading of Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences: What Has Tobe Done! (Fic link.)
More to come tomorrow.
I was gonna do the impudence line, but Psxphile beat me to it. He beats me to all the good quotes >_<
When I was like...six, I wrote a horrible, HORRIBLE crossover fanfic. It used like...six completely different TV shows and crossed them over. I think my mind deliberately blocked its title from my memory for the sake of my own sanity.
I did a crossover fanfic between the Legend of Zelda and my own Legend of Zelda rip-off universe once when I was but a wee lad. It's been pretty much lost in the mists of time now, although you might still be able to find it on one random Zelda fansite that I forget the name of.
EDIT: Oh god oh god oh god I found them again. I don't know if they're the worst ever, but they're pretty god damn dire. Will post the links if there's great enough demand.
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That enough demand?
I had started this thing almost a month after I first came here to the MoFo,before the ezhack, but I gave up on it... Mostly because I started to think it was getting bad, so, there you go.
I also remember one I had written when I was about 13, but I lost it. Like the other one, it didn't even have a title. I think it was SatAM-based with the Freedom Fighters as kids... ><
