My garden needs mowing!
AND THERES MONEY IN IT!
SO FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES IM NO LONGER A JOBLESS TRAMP!
This comes straight after my fortnight spent kidnapped in an american gutter, dragged to the deepest darkest part of florida to swelter in the heat and FORCED to go around all those dangerous theme parks, those roller coasters... I'm still shaking.
Yes... Welll...
45 minutes of work, then I can go back to my unemployed statuss. ah, life s sweet ![:]](https://www.lighthead.net/misc/mofo/smilies/biggrinshaded.gif)
Sounds like your vacation isn't much of a vacation...>>...but welcome back nonetheless.
Do you have a ride-in mower? Because if you do, when you're done you can drive around town, mowing down all who stand in your way until they give you a job working at the Chic-fil-A.
That's what I'd do.
Anyway, glad you "enjoyed" your time in "Florida".
At least a hurricane didn't pop up while you were there. 😉
Welcome back and congratulations on your 45 minutes of employment. We all have to start somewhere. ^_^
Hardly anyone here has ride-in mowers 'cause our gardens are generally tiny...and as for that hurricane comment, we actually got one here in England last week so he was doubly lucky. 
