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(@the-burger-king)
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THE CHOICE IS YOURS! YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY!

The Choice is yours. You have the opportunity to decide who shall become the next King for the United Kingdom of the British Isles and Northern Island. You can choose between Prince Charles and The Burger King. There can only be one winner, either the jug eared organic tree hugging technologically backward horse loving fox hunting Prince Charles or the forward thinking man of all situations and giving of free food The Burger King!

This vote is open to all, so post your choice... NOW! 🙂


WTC!


Do you really want someone who looks this fugly as the next king?


Look at him! What a fool!


Look at me, ain't I beautiful!


REMEMBER HAVE IT YOUR WAY, VOTE BK!

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Don't belive them! There is another choice.

The true way to the throne is sexiness, can you deny it?

Vote Hotboxers, free porn for all! And free abstinance for those who want it!

Vote, or be cursed with herpes!

 
(@thedeck)
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I don't live anywhere near the UK, but I shall gladly vote for the Burger King.

Do I get a free burger now?

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Burger King x Queen Samanfur.

Discuss!

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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It shall result in foxburgers, which I don't aprove of..

Because I doubt fox tastes that great...

 
(@the-ultimate-lifeformess)
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Foxburgers... Bleegh. *having bad images of Tails at the current moment*

To be honest, The Burger King scares me o.o
*is going to have bad dreams tonight about Tails burgers and UK Kingdoms ruled by Burger King*

 
(@one-tru-blu)
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Why is Ronald McDonald not a candidate?

I demand McBritain goodness!

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Which begs the question, if Ronald came into power and his advisors met up with Tony and the gang, who would get to the lone burger sitting on the table first? Hamburgler or Prescott?

I tell you, that would be one fight I'd like to be a part of! Go Prescott, sucker-punch that striped thieving little burger muncher!

 
(@xagarath-ankor)
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Personally, I'm inclined to vote for the man who talks to plants...

 
(@Anonymous)
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I like acrios errotic suggestion. I vite that way. yay no herpes now.

 
(@cookirini)
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Which begs the question, if Ronald came into power and his advisors met up with Tony and the gang, who would get to the lone burger sitting on the table first? Hamburgler or Prescott?

I tell you, that would be one fight I'd like to be a part of! Go Prescott, sucker-punch that striped thieving little burger muncher!

I saw the Hamburgler stealing food from Johnny Rockets's.

So I vote for Hamburgler as the next King of Great Britain. :p

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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Quote:


Burger King x Queen Samanfur.

Discuss!


Wait until Sam hears about this!

Then again, she probably did.

Did you had anything to do with her soulless appearance today, Craig? 😉

 
(@spiner-storm)
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Hail to the King! The Burger King, baby! =D

 
(@swifthom_1722585705)
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Britain is a real country full of real men and real women...

We dont VOTE for our king, dont be stupid, only pansies do that. we let anyone who happens to be the oldest living heir to the current queen in, so Burger King, it could be anyone, but you wont get the job by running for an election...
As I said, we're a REAL country who let the crown decide itself out and live with the consequences...

WE live with the consequences, see that.
Now if we had to vote then the responcibility would be shared, but no, as it is now we can blame ANYTHING we like and none of it comes on us...

...

Or at least, that's how it would work ifit wasnt for the house of commons :nono

 
(@nuchtos)
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Swifty, Swifty, Swifty. You forgot about the other way to become a monarch: violence!

I propose that the two candidates currently not in direct line for the throne rise up in armed revolution and oust those filthy Germans. 😛 It'll be like a second civil war, only with three sides this time. I know whose side I want to be on! *ties a pair of white boxers emblazoned with a heart to a flag pole and holds it proudly aloft*

 
 Kaze
(@kaze)
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I vote for myself. :p

 
(@sdf-jerry-p)
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Burger King x Queen Samanfur.

Discuss!

More to the point, think of what the poor children would look like!

 
(@hypersonic2003)
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Man o man this theme is killing me. XDXD!

 
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