I considered posting this in Evil Jin's thread, but it doesn't really seem to go with it. Oh, well.
Anyone whos seen the first episode of Evangelion will recognize the set-up.
Nude Robotnik EGGMANGELION
Comic Adaptation coming soon
(for real)
Our story begins within the sewers of Sega City, where a tour full of random MoFoers is about to begin
Jerry: Hi there, and welcome to the MoFo Art and Historical Society's tour of the sewers and catacombs beneath our beloved Forum. I'm Jerry, your guide. Stay close together and don't touch anything. *leans against a wall* But before we begin, let me just explain how, though these walls date back to the Zifei Era, they're still stable. In fact, I'd say they're as sturdy as--
The wall crashes away, throwing Jerry into a deep pit
Jerry: --CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Jerry lands in a dark room in some sort of liquid. He surfaces, looks around and sees...
Jerry: A ladder! *he climbs onto some kind of a platform* What is this place? I wonder if theres a torch or a light switch anywh--
click
Jerry: EEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! A-- A face! A giant Robotnik! Is this the work of my evil twin?
Voice: Correct.
Jerry: *looks up over the giant Robotniks head and sees Dark Professor Jerry P standing behind a glass window* Gasp! Professor!
Prof: Its been a while.
Jerry: What are you up to?
Prof: *walks to an elevator and rides it down* Isnt it obvious? Ever since I spontaneously materialized from you, Ive been working on this, my underground base, and the barracks of the Live Nude Robotnik Army. I call it, Central DogHouse. And this... *gestures to giant Robotnik* ...is my greatest invention of all time! A Forum devise to end all Forum devises! The Nude Robotnik Eggmangelion, Unit 01! Using this prototype mecha, I will--
Jerry: Um, wait a second.
Prof: What?
Jerry: Well, if youre going with the whole Eva rip-off, then shouldnt the prototype be Unit 00?
Prof: Humor me.
Jerry: Okay, fine. Go on.
Prof: Thank you. Using this prototype mecha, I will be able to traumatize the people of Sega City all at once, thus giving my armies a chance to march in and conquer the city in one wave. And then, it will be mine, ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And you... *points to Jerry* ...are going to pilot it!
Jerry: Nani?! No way! I refuse!
Prof: You cant refuse. If you do, Ill be forced to post these rather embarrassing pictures of you and WB. *hands Jerry a small pile of pictures*
Jerry: *looks at pics*Huh? I dont get it.
Prof: *turns the pics 90 degrees*
Jerry: EEEEEWWWWW!!!! HEY! These are just Photo Shop fakes! Ive never even met Dubs!
Prof: Nobody knows that. You agree to pilot the Egga, and I may forget all about them.
Jerry tries to decide what to do
Prof: *turns on a monitor where a Robotnik in a brown uniform with gray hair looks back at him*Fuyutsunik, begin pre-launch preparations.
Fuyutsunik: Yes, sir.
Jerry: *looking at another pic, and trying to put his leg behind his head*How do you get into that position?
Prof: *snatches the pics from Jerry*Give me those! So, whats your choice? Do you pilot it, or do I post these pics?
Jerry: *quietly*All right, you win. Ill pilot it.
Prof: Excellent! Go through that door and get into a plug suit. Ritsunik! Misatnik! Begin launch countdown!
Ritsunik/Misatnik: *over radio*Yes, sir.
Five minutes later, Jerry is sitting in a large pill-shaped entry plug at the posterior of the Egga. In the control room, the Professor sits at an elevated desk, with Fuyutsunik at his side. Ritsunik, Misatnik, Mayanik, and the other techs are at a station below them. Ritsunik announces over the intercom
Ritsunik: Open entry plug hatch.
The Egga squats down somewhat, and its butt cheeks split apart
Jerry: Hey, wait! Youre not gonna--
Ritsunik: Insert entry plug.
The entry plug gets shoved right up the Eggas ass
Ritsunik: Entry plug secured.
Jerry: *cringes* Dis...gus...ting...
Ritsunik: Activate Eggmangelion.
With a whir, the Egga activates and stands straight up. Jerry sees the launch bay all around him
Misatnik: Move the Egga to the launch pad.
The Egga backs up to a wall, where it gets locked onto a launch pad
Misatnik: Clear the launch tunnel hatches.
Mayanik: Launch tunnel hatches cleared.
Misatnik: *looks to the Professor*Sir?
Prof: Do it.
Misatnik: Eggmangelion launch!
Like a bullet, the Egga shoots through the launch tunnel up to the unsuspecting Sega City above...
Evil Jin: Buck a PiE! Buck a PiE! Buck a--
Evil Jin and his PiE stand get shoved off to the side and land in a gooey mess as the ground suddenly splits open, and out shoots the largest Live Nude Robotnik the MoFo has ever seen
Inside Evil WBs tower, EWB is looking out his window at the scene
Evil WB: What in the bloody...
Evil Vec: Its so big...
EWB: *looks at EV funny, then slowly edges away from him*
Back inside Central DogHouse
Fuyutsunik: Sir, can this really work?
Prof: *smiles*Oh, yes, it can work. Prepare the ground troops. At last, my dream of conquering the MoFo will become a reality! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Up in the Eggmangelion, Jerry sits in the entry plug, reluctantly awaiting his next orders...
End of Part 1
In Aldheim Observatory, high above Sega City...
John: ARGH!!! What's happened to the balm?!??
MarkII: Searching premises for stabalizing balm...not found. Residue trail detected. Leaving eastward.
John: What? If I don't get some balm soon I'll-AAAAAGGGHH!!! *clutches scar*
MarkII: Master, I've done a scan on your genetic structure. If you do not count in the Weirdiness Factor or plotholes, you have about 5 hours before the transformation begins.
John: 5 hours!??...wait, that's plenty of time to-
MarkII: WARNING!!! Hostile aircraft detected in the southwest!!!
John: Huh? On screen!
*the screen turns on, revealing a large, Robotnik-shaped mecha trashing everything in sight, from the cafe to a large podium*
Evil Jin: *from underneath PiE splat*
Mmmpphh!! Prrhhh!! Grrkkkk!!!!
John: What...the heck is that?
MarkII: Subject appears to be a class 3 mecha with a platino-titanium alloy. Jamming signals prevent further scanning.
Suddenly, the mecha lets out a huge gas cloud from it's...
LianneKa: UGH!!
Bumper: Mother of God!!
SSDogbert: My nose!! MY FLAMING NOSE!!!
RT: Someone stop the smell!! AAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!
John: O.O
Anthony: *looks out of the hamster hut window, then Transforms to Hyper Level 5* Dangit. It's a good thing I've been training lately. Hamsters, go out and secure the area, make sure no-one is hurt, we gotta stop it.
Hamster Chief: Alright. Hamsters.... MARCH! Hut 2,3,4..... Secure sectore 8.6 and the surrounding area, heal the wounded, and be on guard. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
-----Outside the saftey of the hamster hut--------
Bumper: SWEET MOTHER OF EARL! SAVE US!!!
Vortex: ACK!!!!
RT: My gawd....
Joey: *faints*
Is it just me, or do we keep getting more and more of the sheer insanity back to the MoFo?
Actually, since roughly the time when Sailorness struck, the MoFo`s been nuttier than I`ve ever remembered! 
I've heard it use to be absolutely _insane_... with the Cosmic Icky Stick, and other bizarreness. ;D
Actually, remember that all that stuff happened over several years. And 1/4th of the content of Dub's MoFo history actually never happened and was made up to flesh out the Sega City world and add some original jokes to the post. 😛 It was more of an RP history than an actual history. Of course, there were also a ton of things that weren't included, so yeah, the MF has been pretty insane.
But right now it seems to be more like Moogle Cavern insanity than MoFo insanity. 😛 This is the most insane I've ever seen the MoFo, but I think it's going a little overboard. Insanity is fine if you have some intelligent topics to balance it.
I, quite frankly, don't have a problem with it ... ;D
Now, SFGHQ 'insanity' would be a subject I'd rather not broach.
*shakes head* Some parts were just wrong... *laughs*
Well done on the disturbing *references* 
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Was the kinky plug... thing really necessary? It reminds me of that bit in the Anime where Dark-Eggman starts firing glue, and the camera zooms in, and you see that it's actually coming from his *butt* 
I knew after I left the comp I should've said that differently. 😛 Moogle Cavern's insanity level is fine (hilarious even), it's just that it's a different level than the MoFo is usually at. If the insanity level goes really high or really low compared to the usual around here, the MoFo just doesn't feel quite correct.
However, I have to admit that that only explains it partially. The fact is I also made a stupid comparison because my better judgement was impaired by seeing a post with a giant LNR umm... you know. 😛
Nude Robotnik EGGMANGELION
Part 2: (The angsty, dramatic episode)
In the Eggmangelion's entry plug, Jerry sits scolding himself
Jerry: Dammit, why am I letting him control me like this? Oh, yeah, those fake pics of me and WB. But, dammit, everyone would know theyre fake! If only I could tell them...
In Central DogHouse...
Misatnik: Sir, all the troops are in position and are ready to advance on the MoFo.
Prof: YES!!!! This is it! So many have tried before, but only I have the brains it takes to take over Sega City and the MoFo! With thousands of Nude Robotniks running around, everyone would be too traumatized to do anything, and even if they tried, theyd go blind from the sight! Put in a comm link to the Egga.
Mayanik: Yes, sir. Done.
Prof: Jerry?
Jerry: What?!
Prof: Watch your attitude, I could still post those pics at any time. The troops are on the elevator on their way up. Destroy all the buildings around the MoFo so they have a landing point. While youre doing that, streak around and expose the Egga to as many people as you can.
Jerry: Grrr... Fine.
The Egga starts streaking its way toward the MoFo, running around for maximum viewing by the unfortunate MoFoers who are curious about whats happening. So far, no buildings have been smashed.
Jerry: *thinking* No, this isnt right. Why am I helping my evil twin? Can I really destroy the MoFo? But... So many friends... So many memories... Richard Simmons... Barney Macarena... The Hamster Dance... Am I willing to give all that up just so-- The pics are fake! Why should it matter if he posts them? It shouldnt! IT SHOULDNT!!! I cant! I-- I WONT!!!!!!
*switches on outside speakers* Everyone, no matter what the Professor posts, Ive never met Dubs!!!!
Prof: *watching on a monitor* What the hell is he doing?!
The Egga reaches back into Hammerspace, and brings forth a mallet twice its own size.
Jerry: Professor, you want the MoFo? Come and get it!!!
The Egga smashes the mallet on the street, creating a gaping hole leading right down to Central DogHouse. It jumps through. Looking around, Jerry spots the elevator.
Jerry: The invaders! Well, thats as far as they get!
Swings the mallet around and up, ready to slam down on the LNRs.
LNRs: Oh, $#!+!!!!!!!!!!
The mallet makes contact, blowing the LRNs to Kingdom Come.
Prof: No!! My army!!
Jerry: I shouldve done that from the start.
Prof: Thats it! These pics are going up!
The Egga smashes the nearest telephone pole, dropping all the wires. The Professors computer screen turns gray.
Screen: Your connection to AOL has been lost.
Prof: Damn it! I knew I shouldve installed a cable modem!
Fuyutsunik: Sir! The Egga!
Prof: Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Egga brings the mallet straight down onto Central DogHouse. Nearly on contact the building explodes. The Egga drops the mallet and jumps for the hole in the roof, and the shock wave from the explosion pushes it along. It shoots through the hole, flips in mid-air and lands on the street, coming to a skidding halt.
Jerry: WHOO-HOO!! I DID IT!! Now that thats over with, this thing doesnt have to be an LNR anymore.
The Egga is suddenly clothed, and MoFoers, no longer worried about being blinded or traumatized, run out in celebration.
Jerry: Now to get outta this thing. Eject entry plug.
The entry plug slides out a bit, gets stopped by the Eggas pants, and slides back in.
Jerry: Doh! Need to do something about that.
The seat of the Eggas pants suddenly develops a zipper. The Egga reaches back and unzips it. The entry plug slides out and opens up.
Jerry: *Being surrounded by grateful MoFoers* Whew, thats one experience I dont want to repeat ever again. But now that the Professors gone, I shouldnt have to worry at all.
In the still-smoking rubble of Central DogHouse, the silence is broken by the movement of rocks. Dark Professor Jerry P emerges. His jacket is ripped, his glasses are smashed, and hes very pertured.
Prof: Oh, well, at least I still have these pictures.
The pics, burned to ashes, dissolve in his hands.
Prof: Nuts! And the computer they were on was destroyed. I knew I should've saved them to a floppy! Grrr... If you think youve beaten me, my Goody-Two-Shoes progenitor, youre sorely mistaken! *yells into his watch* Big Egg! Showtime!
End of Part 2
What about Part 3? Well, I've decided. Where the story goes from here is totally up to you guys. Have fun ^_^
Screen: Your connection to AOL has been lost.
Prof: Damn it! I knew I shouldve installed a cable modem!
Good Job. Ohhh, your a big O fan, aren't you.
