First off, special thanks to Fexus for giving me this idea. On to the topic at hand:-

Nuchtos: *walks on* Ahem. Sailor Perversion is gone.

Many forumers: YAAAAAAYY!!!

Nuch: However, sie has been replaced. I present:

Pirate Perversion: *comes into view*

Nuch: *cue dramatic and/or pirate music* PIRATE PERVERSION!!!

PP: *brandishes cutlass* Arrr! Avast, ye land lubbers! Etc., etc. I am Pirate Perversion, and I sail the seven seas to-

Nuch: QUIET! Remember the rating!

PP: Anyway, us Pirates are the enemies of Sailors everywhere! Sailor Perversion was the first of hopefully many victims to come! I call on ye, my villianous mates, band together and destroy the Sailors! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lokki: _ What's the betting hardly anyone jumps on this new bandwagon and the Sailor fad remains strong as ever?

Nuch: Very likely. We could try and infect everyone with a Pirateness disease.

Lokki: I don't think we want to go that far...

Is it me, or did I just write a skit by accident? o.o

~PP