Yes, MoFoers! Jocelyn Davis, aka Sailor Great Poo, has won the Section 3 individual scholastic bowling championship with a six game series of 1172 and is going to the State finals in Niagara Falls!!

Kudos to my sister. And kudos to my team, the RFA Lady Black Knights, who proved that Jocelyn was not just their bandaid, that they didn't need me (who was out for a case of REALLY bad cat scratch on my bowling hand - try sweating, and it buuurrrns...owwwwwwwwwww...) and that PROCTOR WAS WRONG YET AGAIN AT THE SYRACUSE.COM FORUM by pulling off a second-place finish behind the (somehow) eternally better Eastern-Syracuse Minoa Spartans, with a chasm of only 200 pins separating us.

However, the spotlight belongs to Jocelyn, whom, after five years of just barely not making the top six All-Star team which also goes to states alongside the firstplace regular team, WON FIRST PLACE INDIVIDUALLY OUT OF 120 OF CENTRAL NEW YORK'S BEST FEMALE BOWLERS!! (And she lost her voice screaming for her teamates and sounded like Minnie Mouse for parts of the tournament!!) WOOHOO!!!

Anyone who might be in the Niagara Falls area on March 3 or 4 should look up where the tournament will be. If anyone goes, just be on the lookout for a girl with bright red (dyed, not natural red) hair wearing a black shirt that bowling her brains out. THAT IS MY SISTER!!!!

HUZZA FOR BRUISER BUTT!!! :p