Swifthom steps up to the stage, the crowd bursts into applause. Swifthom raises his hand's and say's: "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
I have been begging the powers that be to alllow me to present a show. And since I am now a Kilo Poster they gave the a SegaSonic version of THIS IS YOU LIFE. So, after putting on my nice new suit, and gathering as many members of Sonic's past as possible we will celebrate everyone heres favoirite Hedgehog..." Pases as people begin to whisper about the SA2 star, he raises an eyebrow. "No not Shadow, Sonic The Hedgehog." Boos from the crowd as Sonic enters the stage! Sonic raises a middle thinger at the crowd and grabs the mike,
"I'd just Like to say that I'm glad to be here." Swift smilles,
"Your Welcome."
"Yes. My careeer Isn't as good as it used to be and any extra publicity does me fine."
"So your not glad to meet me at last?" Swifthom looks downhearted as he watches his hero!
"No. Your a jerk." Swifthom almost falls over,
"What?"
"Yeah. I've been watching this Forum for ages and I've had to say there are some people here that I loath." Swifthom gritt's his teeth and is determined to contnue the show.
"Right. So, on with the show. You career started in 1991, where you were introduced as Sonic the hedgehog against you arch rival, Dr Robotnik." Crowd boos as Robotnik steps onto the stage.
"Yo Eggman."
"It's cool to see you again Hedgehog. How's it hanging?"
"It's just groovy. I've been hanging it out and stuff and not seen that idiot since Advance."
"Yeah. I can't see why Yuji Naka picked him. He's rubbish." Swifthom looks puzzeled,
"Excuse me. Who are we talking about here?"
"That stupid foxboy. I remember during his first game he told me that I was an imbecile."
"Yeah and no-one cusses the Eggman." Sonic nodds his head.
"Sorry. Am I missing something? Aren't you 2 enemies?"
"Enemies. No. It's not my fault I always get cast as a bad guy. That's all for show. I'm really a very nice bloke."
"Yeah and that Fox is just ughh. I hate him. We've been trying to get Yuji Naka to make a game where we discover that he's been the bad guy all along, but he wont let us."
"So you won't like our next guest then." Swifthom looks downheartened as Tails steps onto the stage to public appluase from the audience. Tails bow's, raises his arms and soaks it all up. He then turns and see's Sonic!
"Arggh. Not him. I didn't know that Sonic would be here."
"No. It's the freak." Sonic looks as shocked as Tails does.
"I'm no freak."
"Yes you are."
"So maybe I am. Doesn't mean that your allowed to call me a freak."
"Yes it does. Let's all laugh at the freak." Swifthom grabbs Tails and forces him to sit on the bench at the side next to Robotnik.
"Ok. So Sonic. After your 4th major game you begged Yuji Naka for another rival, which you subsequently got." Suddenly a familiar Mellow voice fills the stage.
"Yeah. And I wish you hadn't." Knuckles the Echidna steps onto the stage, glowering at Sonic.
"I can't believe you Swifthom. Are you tring to get us to have a fight here or something?"
"No?"
"Then why'd you invite this loner to the show?"
"Don't call me a loner Spikeball."
"Leave my friend alone." Cut's in Robotnik standing up.
"You want a peice of me? Come on then. I'll take all of yeh on. All of yeh." Knuckles raises his fists.
"Sit down Knuckles. So Sonic. After Knuckles was introduced you became aware of the fandom following him and Tails around. You became extreamly worried about that and apparenly asked Yuji Naka if he could write Tails out of the next game. He said no and you kicked up a fuss Yuji threatened not to renew your contract."
"No one knows about that. It didn't happen." Sonic looks embarrised.
"Yes it did. But you soon found out that you needn't of bothered as for other reasons Tails had a minor role in the following game, Sonic and Knuckles."
"Yeah. I remember that, he wasn't available so they used a Robot double." Sonic laughs.
"Also just before that time you made your first debut to the Sega CD. This amazing game introduced 2 new characters."
"Hello loverboy." Another voice fills the stage as Amy Rose steps up to the stand snog's Sonic.
"Oh no."
"Yes, it's me. I'm glad to be here with you Sonic."
"Sorry. I'm already taken Amy, and you know it." Sonic wipes of the makeup.
"But you could get a divorce?"
"What's this." The Audience all lean out of there seat's to here what the is all about a divorce.
"Oh no. I should't of opened my mouth." Sonic looks even more embarrised.
"Who is the lucky girl Sonic?" Knuckles cut's in.
"I know. It's Rouge." Tails stand's up and prances about the room telling everyone.
"Shut up freak." Sonic raises his middle thinger at Tails."
"You mean that..." Swifthom looks puzzeled.
"Shut up yeh jerk." Sonic looks ready to kill.
"Sonic, how dare you take mine. She's mine I tell you. How long has this been going on?" Knuckles looks as if his heart has broken!
"7 years. I was the person who sujested her to Yuji Naka in the first place. Now shut it." Sonic raises his middle thinger at Knuckles.
"I was never told. And I thought that in the next game I could ask her out." Knuckles blushes.
"I said shut up yeh Loner." Sonic raises his middle thinger again.
"Ok. So, as well as Amy rose you were given a new and popular conter part." Metal Sonic rolls onto the arena.
"......"
"Hi dude."
"..." Swifthom bit's his lips and continues.
"Also, at the peak of your career you were introduced to a new shady character Knack the Weasel."
"Hi Loser." Knack smilles as he sit's down imeadiately.
"How come you are inviting people into the show who hate me?" Sonic looks to the showman.
"How am I meant to know Knack hate's you?" Swifthom ask's.
"I dunoo. Do a pre-interview or something."
"But then we wouldn't of got any people up here, cos all of them except Eggman and Amy seem to hate you."
"Yeah. I put a bet on the odds that Sonic comes out dead from this." Knack pulls out his cash book.
"Really. Ok scum, how much did you bet?" Asks a member of the audiance.
"500000 dollars."
"You obviously hate me alot." Sigh's Sonic.
"You know that. And I need the money cos the last time we met you destroyed my machine. I've never forgiven you."
"Serves you right." Swifthom sit's Knack down and forces on the situation.

"Ok. Life continued well for you for a few years untill Yuji Naka threw you out of the window to make room for Nights."
"Fat lot of good it did him."
"And so you spent a few years homeless wondering around trying to find a new home."
"I was never homeless. I rented out a flat next to Rouge's."
"No fair." Knuckles stands up.
"Can you tell us how you feel to Yuji Naka and Sonic Team at the time? Angry, sad, Hatefull?"
"Why would I feel mad at Yuji, he's like my dad."
"So that confirms the next rumour."
"What rumour?"
"That back in 1990 Yuji had an aff...."
"DON'T EVEN GO THERE. IT'S NOT TRUE." Sonic raises his middle thinger at Swifthom.
"Ahem. Ok. Rumour dissmissed, so you evetually found a place in the Dreamcast."
"Second rate bloody console."
"On the dreamcast you starred in no less than 3 games."
"My favoirite was SA2, I got to work with Rouge, and we played a trick on Knuckles."
"Huh." Knuckles stands up again.
"Yeah. Youre so gullible knuckles."
"Am not."
"Stop it you 2. During these games you made some new friends, introducing: Big the Cat, E102 Gamma, Void, Illumina, Lumina Flowlight Rouge and Shadow."
Big steps onto the stage.
"Sorry, I'm glad to be here people. Excuse me noe. Oh I Sonic. Got to go, they want me at the university to help on the Quantum Physics."
"By Big." Swifthom raises an eyebrow. Next E102 gamma appears, or rather a magician in a funny looking hat.
"Hello Sonic." Swifthom starres at the man.
"Excuse me, we wanted E102 Gamma, not you."
"I am E102 gamma. Watch." The Magician raises hisarm and waves his hands. he suddenly dissapears and re-appears as E102. Then he does so again and re-appears as a little bird. He then flies over and sit's on the cameraman's shoulder.

"Ok, next up we have:"
"I'm Lonely." Void drifts onto the stage and sit's down. "No-one likes me. I'm so depressed." He ignores the rest of the group and starts crying. Swifthom bit's his lip. "Illumina and Lumina Flowlight" Suddenly 2 figures drift onto the stage. The tiny little girl looks around, then looks embarrised. "I need to go wee wee." She giggles and flies away blushing. The tall woman next to the little fairy sigh's and turns to the audience. "Hello, my name is Illumina." She then shakes Sonic's hand and sit's down. Suddenly from the walls of the stage a toilet flush can be hears. The Audience laugh's.

"Now Sonic, I expect you already know your wife."
"No, never met her. Who is she?" Sonic smilles and openly embraces Rouge on stage. the Audience clap and smile as the 2 sit down next to each other. Knuckles looks ready to kill.
"And next Shadow The Hedgehog!" The Audience cheer's and clapps. Shadow enters the room. "I'm very glad to be here. Oh no. Not that blue Hedgehog again, of all places."
"I found you, Faker."
"Your comparing yourself to me. Hah. Your not even good enough to be my fake."
"I'll make you eat those words."
"Break it up you two." Swifthom cut's in.
"No. I don't think I will." Sonic pushes Swifthom out the way.
"Are you saying you want a fight Sonic?" Shadow laughs.
"Yeah. Come and get a peice of me."
Shadow, Knack, Tails and Knuckles: "Ok, we will. Let's get him." All 2 charge on Sonic. Knack raises a gun.
"Aha. Se here Sonic. I have a gun in my pocket." He fires the gun and it explodes in his face. Knack curses. "I should of remembered I only carry pop guns."
"No one challenges the Hog." Sonic does a victory dance and the audience boo's. Swifthom starres around.
"This is so screwed up."
"Aha. Sonic will never notice me sneak up on him." Tails laugh's.
"Leave that Hedgehog alone Tails." Robotnik grabs Tails leg.
"No way. Must kill the hog."
"Ok, that's it. Die Tails."
"Get off Fatso." Tails kicks Robotnik in the jaw.
"How dare you. Metal, get Tails." Metal raises from his seat.
"...."
"Amy get outa here. It's dangerous." Tails calls out.
"Why do you care creep." Amy scowls at Tails.
"Because I love you Amy." Amy's eyes widen and the audience cheer's!
"Metal, Tails loves Amy. Kidnapp Amy then Tails will be Sorry." Robotnik laughs at his own genious. Metal Grab's Amy.
"...."
"Get of me you Metallic pervert"
"What's going on here?" Sonic stops dancing and watches as Metal flies around the room with Amy in his arms.
"Help me."
"I'l save you Amy" Tails flies after Metal.
"Get off me Tails. I'm surrounded by Perverts." Amy calls for help.
"Ha Ha. Amy got captured, again." Sonic starts laughing and can't stand up.
"Sonic, rescue Me."
"No chance Amy."
"Ha Ha. Amy got captured." Knuckle sbegins laughing next to Sonic. Sonic stops laughing.
"Shut it Knuckles. No one laughs at Amy but Me."
"Come on then Sonic." The 2 begin hitting each other inill Knuckles faints after his 3rd punch. "Ha. I win"
"No. Stop fighting, This isn't ment to be happening." Swifthom races around trying to stop people fighting. Suddenly the wall crashes down and a small yellow Hedgehog flies into the room.

"Aha I have found you. Die Swifthom."
"Now why would you want to kill me?"
"Because you didn't invite me."
"But aren't yu the same person as Sonic?"
"How dare you compare me to that half life."
"Half life? Without me you wouldn't exist." Sonic stands up and raises his middle thinger at Super Sonic.
"So. I shall now take my revenge and kill you all."
"No you wont. Leave the leser Mortals in Peice." Another Hedgehog appears, this one flashes different colours continuously.
"Leser Mortals???" Sonic looks shocked!
"Bah Humbug. I shall kill you Hyper Sonic." Super Sonic raises his fists.
"No you Wont. I shall Kill you Super." Hyper Sonic raises his fists. The 2 charge up energy beams and fire at the offending hedgehog. They both burst into flames and fall to a cinder. Swifthom's eyes widen with disbelief!

"No. What have I done. These people should never of been brought together like this."
"What about us?" Suddenly a whole heap of Archie, Fleetway and Disney Character's appear at the whole in the wall.
"What. Oh no. Your not Sega Sonic. You don't belong here. Yuji Naka didn't like you." Sally steps forward.
"Are you saying I'm not good enough?"
"No. I mean. Damn it. I didn't phrase that very well did I."
"I will slap you for this." Sally raises er fist.
"Go Sally. Slap the jerk." Sonic laughs.
"As for you Sonic. How dare you Marry Rouge and not tell me. I'll slap you to."
"Oh no. That's the other me. I'm the Sega me. Your not allowed to...." Sally slaps Sonic.
"Ouchh." Swifthom looks on.
"That looked Painfull"
"It was." Sonic rubs his cheek.
"I'm going now. And may that teach you a lesson in the future." Sally turns her back and prepares to leave.
"Good ridance." Sonic mutter's.
"I heard that." Sally turns around. "Take that." She slaps Sonic again, and again.
"I'm in pain."
"Goodbye Sonic. I hope we never meet again." Sally leaves, tears falling down her face.
"Weird. What's going to happen next?" Swifthom looks confused. Suddenly Yuji Naka enter's the room, followed by several angry looking Moderators and the Admin's. Swifthom turns to the Audience. "Oh No. This has all fallen to peices. I'm getting outa here. And that concludes Sonic The Hedgehog, THIS IS YOUR LIFE." Swifthom races from the room, the Audience clapping and cheering, and Sonic on the floor with bruises all down his face. Vector turns to Yuji Naka. "I can assure you sir that Sonic is completely fine. He'll be alright before the next game."
"Someone call an mbulance," Calls Sonic, as he collapses into the concrete floor. Yuji Naka's face goes red.

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From a secret location elsewhere Swifthom broadcasts his message: "Thank you all you loyal fans who actually bothere reading the entire thing. And all those who didn't, well that's about sums you up doesn't it. I'm really proud to of got 1000 at the MoFo, and I haven't been here 3 months yet. I hope that i continue to post here and it has been a pleasure posting with you all. I would especially like to thank:

MMK: support and raport on Twisted World.
Hardcore: Starting up Twisted World.
Eon Squirrel: Being cool.
Tergonaut: Introducing me to RPing.
Myself: For being me!

See you around soon.