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For centuries man and Narwhal have lived side by side. On the same planet but seperated by nessesitys of life. We but bearly encrouch upon there watery world, and they hardly but peek up into our own dry reality.
For those that dont' know the 'known' information about narwhals i shall inform you. They are mammals. This means they breath the same air as us and can not be trusted. As mammals ourselves we must be waeary of other mamal like creatures, they have most of the nessisaray traits to rule the world, we just got there first.
They have a tusk. This tusk looks like a unicorn horn. Infact, often they were hunted and there tusks stolen and sold as unicorn horns. This tusk is actualy a tooth, when a narwhal male reaches a sertain age its tooth grows out spiraling, it can get as long as 9 feet. THIS IS A DANGER! That means that they are mammals, AND have a cool tooth wepon. Some narwhals even grow TWO tusks. Can you imagain the power?
They live in the artic waters and there closest reletive is the baluga whale. Blauga's can be trusted, much the way that you can trust a fire. Oh you know what a fire will do if you let it, but it never suprizes you. Narwhals are like fire, if fire was smart, and had tusks. Or tusk. SINGLE TUSK!
TUUUUUSK!
Narwhal means "corpse whale" in Old Norse; some people think this is because of there blueish gray skin with white blotches. Like that of a strangled man. Some people are foolish, easy to trick, bumpkins. The Norse understood the danger. They waged whole wars against them. Just because the Narwhals have gotten better at hiding there little... corpseing adventures... doesn't make them any less of a threat. No, it makes them more dangerous.
Narwhals rutinly hold there breath for 7-20 minutes. This meanst here whale lungs are way cooler then any human lungs. Imagain if you will, aberham lincoln with this ability. An aberham lincoln that could hold his breath for 20 minutes would have been unstopable. If we could only harness this power... scuba gear is okay. It sorta harnses it, but the narwhal is the perfect machine to do this! (actualy sperm whales are cooler, but that is for another day) if we coudl somehow make a... narwhal suit. To harness there power...
The maximum life span of a narwhal is 50 years. They do have the ability to jump minds though. So while the body may die in 50 years, they often switch bodies to keep from ever really dieing. Infact many narwhal minds date back millions of years. To before dinasours and god. Infact, god may have been a narwhal in the future who traveled back in time to avoid dieing when the universe faded away.
Narwhals normaly travel in... posses of 4-20. Gangs if you will. Collections of like minded death totting tusk bearing murdering rampaging death totting narwhals. They can not be trusted. If you trust a narwhal, he may be your friend, for awhile. But remember this. When you turn your back on a narwhal one time to many, you get a tusk, in the spleen.
Narwhals are dangerous. We can not let our gaurd down.
Narwhals are also super intelegent. There brains are often used to power electron telescops and as props inside mad sientist machines that want to have a cool giant super brain in them.
Narwhals like to name there kids 'Grampo' if they are boys, and 'Franta' if they are girls.
Narwhals can speak several thousand languages. Including ones they make up at night for fun with there super intelegent brains.
Narwhals run the mafia.
For awhile the war between man and narwhal was going well, they were being hunted out of exstintion as propaganda about them being evil unicorns was all around. Then they got into the goverments, made up a whole bunch of lies about endangered animals just to protect themselves. Now they once again grow in number, waiting under the artic ice like the craken of old, waiting for a chance to strike.
There sientific classification is Monodon monoceros
