Within Evil Vec's lab....

Evil WB - Peeyew. What smells in here?

Evil Vec - My latest concoction EVER! The SMELLY BOMB!

Evil WB - You mean you found milk old enough to actually power it?

Evil Vec - Yup.

Evil WB - Where?

Evil Vec - I stole some from the cows that were abducted from the CAA

Evil WB - CAA? o_O;

Evil Vec - Cow Abducting Aliens. I got milk from them... is there a problem?

Evil WB - I thought the milk had to be 22 years old?

Evil Vec - Well, the cows could be 22 years old.

Evil WB - *Rolls eyes*

Evil Vec - It smells doesn't it?

Evil WB - Smells like the cow's were on something

Evil Vec - They were! They were on the ship!

Evil WB - *Rolls eyes again* I'll never get through to you.

EWB's Sorceress - Like I can ever get through to you...

Evil WB - Where the hell did you come from, sorceress?

EWB's Sorceress - The closet!

Evil WB - Its not a closet. Its a temporary miniscule compartment in which used to store goods! And I thought I locked it.

EWB's Sorceress - Not from the inside!

Evil WB - Bah. I hath no closet! There isn't one! AND WHY DID YOU DESERT ME EARLIER?!

EWB's Sorceress - You said that you didn't know who I was for the 994th time, so I left

Evil WB - I never recall of such a thing! My sorceress wouldn't desert me in times of need! YOU MAAM.. ARE AN IMPOSTER!

EWB's Sorceress - 995th TIME! IMBECILE! You just said earlier when I came from out of the closet!!!

Evil WB - ITS NOT A CLOSET!!!! ITS A TEMPORARY MINISCULE COMPARTMENT USED TO STORE GOODS!!!!!

EWB's Sorceress - WHATEVER!!!

Evil WB - AND YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!! Punchasaurus! Throw this imposter into the closet!

EWB's Sorceress - 996th!!! BUT I WAS JUST IN THERE!

Evil WB - NO, YOU WERE NOT! You were in a temporary miniscule compartment in which used to store goods!!

EWB's Sorceress - WHATEVER!

*Puchasaurus throws EWB's Sorceress into the closet*

EWB's Sorceress - I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE TEMPORARY MINISCULE COMPARTMENT USED TO STORE GOODS!

Evil WB - ITS A CLOSET!!!!

*Evil Chainspike walks in*

Evil Chainspike - What is HER problem?

Evil Vec - Could be the dense climate

Evil WB - It's the smell! THE SMELL IS ATROCIOUS!!!

Evil Vec - NOOO!!! Who ate my everything-on-it-table-leg-busting-half-acre pizza and quadruple beef
double cheese bacon burger with extra pickles with my biggest 90-zillion-oz-guzzle-gulp drink?!!! It
took me HOURS to prepare!

Evil WB - It was..... maybe... that woman... I was just talking too... whatever her name is.
EWB's Sorceress - *from in the closet/temporary miniscule compartment used to store goods* 997th TIME!!!!!

Evil WB - *Ignores*

War Troophead - The smell! Almost as elegant as mangled bodies decaying.

Evil Vec - WHO ATE MY LIGHT LUNCH!

War Troophead - That was yours?! OH! I fed it to some wandering kids who stopped by to fatten them up for dinner.

Evil Chainspike - LITTLE KIDDIES!!!! OOOOH!!! Where are they now?

War Troophead - Nobody tell her or our dinner is gone!

Evil WB - Ehh... I'd like to stick with normal food if you don't mind.

War Troophead - More for me!

Evil Vev - I still can't believe my lunch is GONE!

Evil WB - Who knows the number for Pizanoes?

War Troophead - NOOO! NO MORE MARIO! WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT RECENTLY!

Evil Vec - Ah yes. Some certain people would NOT start jumping on a certain object leading to a certain theme

Evil WB - *Blinks* You got me confused. Pizanoes is the pizza place.

War Troophead - OOOOH! I want pepperoni!!! MEAT!!

Evil Chainspike - I want onions!

Evil Vec - Black olives for me. I like to use them as the projectile for sling shots. Very aerodynamic.

Evil WB - What does... erm.. whats her name want? *Points to where EWB's Sorceress is*

EWB's Sorceress - *still in the closet/temporary miniscule compartment used to store goods*
MUSHROOMS!!!!!!! And thats the 998th TIME!!!!!

Evil Chainspike - Eww... I HATE mushrooms. All green and stuff...

Evil Vec - I know... Horrible with sling shots.

War Troophead - Somewhat healthy and not MEAT!

EWB's Sorceress - **Groans** I don't like all those others!

War Troophead - You can have the little kiddies I'm fatting up and frying tonight.

Evil Vec - Yeah, with MY lunch!

War Troophead - I didn't know!

Evil WB - OK!! OK!! What is the number now?

Evil Vec - 123-555-2233?

Evil WB - *Blankly stares* Thats obviously fake.

Evil Vec - No its not

Evil WB - *Dials #* I want two table-leg-busting-half-acre pizzas. One with half plain cheese, half
black olives and on the other half onions and half pepperonies.
Pizanoes Person - That be all?

Evil WB - OH Yeah! Four 90-zillion-oz-guzzle-gulp drinks.

Evil Vec - That was my lunch!

Evil WB - Quiet, ninny!
Pizanoes Person - That'll be $112,094.99. Delivery in 22 years.

Evil Vec - YES 22 years! The milk will be ready by then! The smelly bomb will be complete!

Evil Chainspike - I can't wait that long! We don't have that money either!

Evil Vec - *Grabs EWB's cell phone* I wanna try something... I should be able to activate and read anyone's messages on their machine in the world with this new code I just recently developed *Dials random 10 digit number* Its ringing....!

ALL - *Blank stare* Right.. O_o

Person on the other end - Hello?

Evil Vec - Hey! I'm just trying an experiment. You're not supposed to pick up. You see I should be able to check your answering machine's messages if I enter in this universal code. Please sign off and let me try...

Person on the other end - F*** YOU!
*Click*

Evil Vec - OK... I'll try a different number....

Different Person on the other end - Hello?

Evil Vec - DAMN YOU! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER! I'm just trying an experiment out!! You see
I should be able to check your answering machine's messages if I enter in this universal code. Please sign off and let me try...

Different Person on the other end - Hell no you're not going to try that s*** on me. How'd you even get this number? Buzz off...

*Click*

Evil Vec - WHY WON'T THEY LET ME TRY!!!! ARRRRGGGH!!! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER!

*Everyone shakes their head*

*EWB's Sorceress walks out of the closet/temporary miniscule compartment used to store goods*

Evil WB - How'd you escape? I thought I locked it!

EWB's Sorceress - Not from the inside!

Evil WB - *Fuming* I've got to remember that next time...

EWB's Sorceress - When's the pizza coming?

Evil WB - 22 years. Go back in the temporary miniscule compartment used to store goods and wait.
We'll call you.

EWB's Sorceress - You mean the closet?

Evil WB - I've told you woman! WE DON'T HAVE ANY CLOSETS IN THIS FORTRESS!

EWB's Sorceress - THATS THE 999th TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!

Evil WB - Alright. I'm lock you in there this time.

*Evil WB escorts EWB's Sorceress in the temporary miniscule compartment used to store goods and
walks in with her.

Evil WB - Alright. NOW.... I'll lock it from the inside and THIS time you won't escape!

*Evil WB locks the door but fails to recognize one thing about his position...*

Evil WB - DOH!!!!!

*EWB's Sorceress shakes her head while staring at the ground*

What will happen once EWB's Sorceress accuses of Evil WB of forgetting her the 1000th time? STAY TUNED FOR THE SHOCKING, MIND BLOWING CONCLUSION!