Here at the S.P.A. we are focused on giving you reasonable solutions to unreasonable problems. Things other companies do not even see a market for, we do. And any market we see, we pounce on like a tiger, ripping the competition to shreds and feeding the scraps to you, the consumers. That's what we are doing here today; we've created the perfect solution to any and all woe about how great things used to be on the forum.

We have invented SP-1CE, the key ingredient in our new herbal supplement. The 'Glory Days' Pill. Or as we call it for short, Glory, or G.D.P.

Glory is an incredible new substance that when taken, either regularly or in small regiments, makes things that otherwise would have seemed dull lifeless, as if they have lost their previous luster, shine with newfound, dare I say it? Glory.

It can instantly change your opinion of just about anything you think has gone from awesome to stupid. In addition, if used properly in less than a month you will actually like things MORE then you ever have, GUARANTEED!

Don't take my word for it, Im not trustworthy, you don't have to trust me. Sure, make me feel all hated and disliked. As if my word isn't good enough, as if i have ever steered you wrong. FINE! DON'T LISTEN TO ME! There are others who would tell you the truth.

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You all know me from one place or another. (Really, it's just the one place.) And i have to say, Glory changed my life. Before i couldn't stand this place, now everyday i can't wait to get on and see what amazing things people have written.

I thank Glory, before the forum was a horrible black nightmare pit of dispaire and now it is a beautiful rainbow dream. If i don't take glory everyday the nightmare comes back 10 fold...

Glory is like, well before i was blind, and now as i take it, once again i can see. Glory is corective eye surgery for the soul.

I like glory because it makes me feel so good about just about everything. Not just the MoFo, but everything! ^.~

I never thought the forum had lost its old luster, but now that Im hooked on glory it's like that already sparkling emerald that was the forum has doubled in size and value, also sometimes my walls look like they are melting.

I don't really go to the forum anymore, but it does make other things seem better. After i take a few glorys Im feeling almost no pain. Once i fell down the stairs and got up going 'yeah! let's do that again!'

I started taking Glory and then i would get the shakes real bad, but i read the directions and i realized you have to take it on a constant bases to avoid the side effects, now it works perfectly, thank you glory!

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If those real people, with real testaments didn't convince you, i just don't know what will. Glory is an amazing new product, it's a natural herbal supplement, and so is not subject to the same scrutiny that even over the counter drugs are subject to by the government. That means you get a new exciting life-altering tool without 'the man' sticking his nose into your business.

So if the forum has lost its luster, call now, 1-800-get-ready! If you order within the next half an hour, we'll throw in a bag of cookies, and an autographed thank you note from god (Warning, autograph might not actually be from god). If you order within the next 10 minutes the first bottle of Glory is free, on us.

You can order any time, it's just 15.99 and 9/10ths of a cent for the whole package. That comes with 3 bottles of glory, instructions, a educational video, and an emergency kit and instructions on what to do if you come across an O.D.

So don't wait, speed into the nearest walk in phone booth, and call! Well be waiting for all your glory needs.

Don't wait to long or you'll be sorry.

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Boredom is bad; don't let boredom do to you what it did to me.