Today on the history of random people we take a look into the posting life of one Vortex. He first came to the mofo back in the days of times long past. When he first posted here he was made fun of because of his spelling, surprisingly he kept posting and got in a big long spork involved post. For some reason one of the mods (chainspike) found him very amusing. He then dropped back into obscurity. The large switch happened and the forum changed from what it was to what it is. in the new forum someone posted a spam post trying to sell something or other. It was in this post the S.P.A. first appeared on this forum. The spam thing was going to be deleted but Vortex, the resident SPA representative wouldn't let that happen, he told of the spam protection agency and what it is they did. Another mod, this time by the name of Vector found him amusing, random posts about the spa fallowed and then he disappeared again. When he returned he made his first... graphic post it was about the...

He warned the world about there terror and saved many lives. He also explained the difference between cow and dogcow.

Around this time he also did a few posts about a show called the wheel of death! The show didn't last to long it killed all it's contestants except for the one that blew the studio up. The gimmick of the show was... everyone died. Oh and the butiful assistant was a guy.

Now Around this time Vortex had decided he needed something to express himself, like another poster named Bumper's random thoughts of the weeks post. Inspired by this he decided to make his own weekly column like thing ware he would express his likes and dislikes. He decided to talk about Godzilla 2000 in his first installment. He called his thing Vortex's box. Somehow when writing this thing that was supposed to be an editorial it became a funny script style post. No one really noticed this post he made, except for Vector. Shortly after this he put up the second episode as they would be known to be called, of vortex?s box. It was in this post that the CAA was created, by dr light. The post delt with kamikaze cows getting sucked up into a space ship, and exploding. This was also ware the title pic of Vortex?s box was first introduced.

In the fallowing points of time there was a smiley war, ware people kept posting bigger and better smileys. Vortex won this war by posting a gigantic yellow smiley face. It scared someone and they painted it with red and blue plaid paint... later he held the sonic beauty pageant! Witch was crashed by protesters; they were eaten by a giant evil plaid face. Who had gone on a rampage after being painted plaid. Original blue sonic won the contest for those that care.

Episode 3 of vortex?s box came out and it was the first in what is now thought of when one thinks of the box. The term scromic had not yet been coined, but it was half script half comic.

This was not the first time vortex appeared in sprite form. He originally appeared in a series of sonic hoaxes.

Many vortex?s box fallowed. With many random things.

Vortex has also done posts about a fake video game called the battle bunnys. Also during the first great new people to the forum wave he started the NPA, newpepole protection agency. When war broke out between new people and old people he did his best to stand by the new ones. The NPA turned into the NPD Newbie protection department, and is still around today. During the pic existence everyone started editing everyone else spics to make it look like they were sailor scouts. Vortex still remains the only one to edit his own picture to make it look like he?s a sailor. Also on the sailor note Vortex?s box had a short lived spin off called shattered sailors.

Also remember everyone?s favorite eep... named cuddles! Evil WB?s pet! Well originally he was vortex, tell he was stolen, now he?s evil...

There have been many many other things done by Vortex, he talked about filtered products, he created the sprite tournament, he made unbirthdays popular again! (for 5 minutes or so) although he is probably the slowest posting constant poster ever in the history of any forum he is a force to be reckoned with, now he has his own website witch hosts his vortex?s box. That is the history of vortex!

(sense this post was written by vortex, vortex appears to be a much greater figure to the history of the mofo then he actually is. This post is a byproduct of his over abundance of free time.)

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