I have returned from my brilliant haitus!
If you must know, I had to visit my cousin in Kenya, because four of her children in her fourth litter were having complications, and right after her first litter moved out.
I have missed you all, and I'm sure you've missed my brilliance!
Oh, and I absolutely LOVE the new look! It is to die for! Brilliant, and kudos to Dr. FexusFan!
I like you. lol. Moles are cool. welcome back ive just arived so you wont knowme NEway
Well welcome then. I do hope you... enjoy your stay! Muahaha ha ha he hehhe hehehee ho hahahe ehaha hooo!
And I think you for your admiration. Ha ha ha!
While I'm sure many others have marvelled at your limitless intelligence, Mole Rat, umm...
I am afraid you will be forced to inexcruciating torture, seeing as you are supporting FexusFan. The FexusFan Empire WILL fall!! You'll see!! ALL OF YOU!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SCOOTERING DAISYHEADS WILL COLLAPSE!
I like
But it is so beautiful...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Whatever that means.
Anyway: Just because the FexusFan Empirei s beautiful, doesn't mean it'll last forever. Beauty crumbles and fades, eventually.
I just want to pour salt on the wound. Because salt tastes good. Especially with flank steak.
The rest of the megalomaniacs'vce formed a queue on the left. When it's your turn to try to take over the forum, we'll call you.
No shoving or treading on the eep, 'kay? 🙂
Am I next, Sam? >:)
Hmmm. I think I missed the signups for that. I'm not very vocal about my megolomaniac ways, but don't think I'm all Mr. Calm and Fuzzy Democracy.
HO MOMMA! HQ'S NEW PIMP smashed my LMB like a monkey playing the Kazoo. They should Switch your hiney with the decoy outfit Bull on a stick! You have twenty seconds to scooter like mad On the phone strangling the chicken for a coupla minutes with proper grammer and spelling. ahOOOOH that was Daisy... I must enjoy pissing off A retarded monkey with the head of a chicken for science!
All you'd need are a few cases of Mike's Hard Lemonade, several cherry pies and a baseball bat. Oh, and McGuyver to turn all that into a nuclear bomb. 
Edit: Post #400! Due to contract disputes with the members of Tenacious D, I was forced to release them from my sig. I wish them the best of luck in the future, and I would like to welcome Nabeshin as my new sig celebrity! I feel that Nabeshin will be a great addition to my sig for many posts to come.
*hides*
Just release a few thousand LNRs onto the streets, and then march right in to the HQ Tower in the ensuing chaos. Easy as pie. (And no, I don't mean PiE)!
Ah, Nabeshin, my would-be partner in crime if I ever finished an episode of Fan Fic Excel. Torturing Rikudo is fun ^__^
Chaos War, Rockman R, Digimon Explorers, FFXL, Slayers Eternal...
ARGH!!! Too much at once!!!!!!!
*goes crazy*
Ohhhhh, just ask Dark Global Nexus. The guy planned for five and a half years, weakened the MoFo little by little, gathered information on its heroes weaknesses, covered the entire forum in a gigantic synthetic storm, had about 90% of the entire MoFo captured, got eight powerful elemental crystals, and had even found an ancient prophecy which basically yelled out 'DARK GLOBAL NEXUS WILL BEAT THE MOFO AND RULE IT!' and he STILL lost!
I've been taking over the SPA instead. The MoFo can wait...
