I had such a hideously good idea that I had to wake up in the middle of the night and type it up. Is that devotion or what?

Goddammit, I need a Muse who doesn't live on Grenwich Time.

See, people can fight underwater, or do mad kung fu in the air, or do mad kung fu on deserts or on top of trains or cars or swinging from ropes or flaming logs. So, my newest idea is....

MORTAL COMBAT ON ICE!!!! (starring the Flaming Skates of Doooom) Aka the Ice Crusades (but that term was invented by Gary Larson).

Why wield only two blades simultaneously when you can wield four!!???

I'd die to see Oasis from Sluggy Freelance fight in skates (she *is*, after all, an Olympic level gymnast, so I don't see why not Olympic level figure skater.) However, since it's my idea
and I may use it one day, I don't think I'll suggest it to Pete Abrams.

(next installation in series: Ben Hur Bobsledding..)

On another sidenote... Bad moments in Dungeons and Dragons History..

"I attack Thomas Edison... with my sword!"