It's a little weird so I'll just be up front about it, I drew a picture wih Kratos ripping off Sonic's head.
I just wanted to draw a picture of Kratos ripping somebody's head off, and I thought, why not Sonic? I did it art class and now everybody thinks there's something wrong with me. I would post it but I don't have a scanner. But it's just a picture, right?
You make Sonic sad. 
you're not a bad sonic fan
you're just a strange, depraved person
Sorry Sonic! Kratos's bloody game tricked me against you! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
I was always thought Sonic would react a little scared and confused of the picture. Now there's this guy in my Algebra II who keeps arguing Sonic would kill Kratos. Anyone's thoughts on that?
Oh, and I'm not sick person, I just like drawing violent things. Calm pictures like meadows or the fan pictures of Sonic and the group just there bores me. Plus, Kratos ripping anybody's head off would of been an awesome picture.
No I am pretty sure your lust for violence is a sign of some pyschological problem.
Okay, I just drew it. I don't want to act it, I just drew it. Besides, this is only time I drawn something that violent, and I was just drawing the way Kratos fights. What do you expect me to do? Drawn him hugging Sonic and a teddy bear? HELL NAW.
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What do you expect me to do? Drawn him hugging Sonic and a teddy bear?
Why not?
I might just draw that, if enough people ask XD
Pretty plz with a cherry on top.
I second this request.
Also, OP, you're not a bad Sonic fan. ...Unless you... enjoyed Heroes.... Did you? Enjoy Heroes? You're a sick twisted individual. Get out of my forums. That also goes for you Vec when you come in here to proclaim your love for Heroes. 
generally it's a good idea NOT to draw strange/upsetting things while at school, especially in class when you're supposed to be doing classwork.
unless you like disturbing people. o-o
I used to draw a black panther feeding on the spoils of people I hated at school as a way to get rid of my anger! 
It worked.
I never beat them up like I wanted to.
Sonic fans have done a lot more things that are worse than that to Sonic, don't worry.
(See: rule 34)
The only bad Sonic fan is the kind that supports the coupling of Sonic with Amy or Elise.
Would you rather have Sonic paired up with Tails or Shadow instead?
No I want him paired up with great bane motora gold! or eggman! or the president!
^ I'd hate to see the offspring.
To your question:
I prefer Sonic with Sally or Mina. If they are both killed/paired off I will give Fiona, Breezie, Bunnie, Blaze, SatAM Robotnik, or Tails a chance for Sonic.
Anything is better than pairing Sonic with Amy or Elise. Yet that's what Japan force-feeds "stupid" (according to SoJ) Americans.
And here I thought relationship topics only went on in the Knothole forum. You learn something new everyday.
But seriously, don't you have anything better to do than fret over who a fictional blue rodent is playing whoopie with?
light-hearted pairing talk? sure, i'm fine with that.. but it gets very weird when people start getting all serious and/or angry about it. little wonder we banned it from knothole.
I don't understand why you think you're a better Sonic fan than others simply because you have your own ideas about who Sonic should f**k.
Also, WW, I request that you draw a picture of Sonic flipping off a box of kittens.
I LOVED the reactions I got at school. The art teacher was like "sheesh", when I showed to him, and my classmates either A)went OMG and laughed or B) or awed in horror and went like "Do you have a problem with Sonic or something?"
Man, it was a fun day.
Hey, how about this to balance it out? I'll draw Sonic doing something violent or gruesome to Kratos? That will balance it out.
*Walks out thread realizing everone thinks he is sick indivual now*
*Comes back with a bomb*
Spindash through the chest?
If he comes back with a bomb, Bean would probably help. 
I drew a large, detailed drawing on my desk of Leonidas impaling Kratos with a spear. Also there was Batman.
It was awesome.
That's because Batman was involved. Srsly.
Did someone say BOMB?
Mwuhahahaha...
Bokkun and Beans are programming my bomb right now. If you want to live, pledge allegience to the Gamer X Empire and I'll deprogram it. Ta Ta, kiddies!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!!!(continues Eggman laugh)
Tails Doll with His divine powers renders the bomb a dud.
Really, Amy and Elise shouldn't even be called Sonic characters but SoJ's follies.
Elise I can understand, but what is wrong with Amy?
Also no, you aren't a bad Sonic fan. Unless you don't show us.
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Really, Amy and Elise shouldn't even be called Sonic characters but SoJ's follies.
If that's the case, then Sally should'nt be called a Sonic character either, but instead, a useless, irritating character that took the spotlight in a cartoon based on a videogame series she was'nt even in. Sorta like a certain caveboy I know.
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Elise I can understand, but what is wrong with Amy?
Also no, you aren't a bad Sonic fan. Unless you don't show us.
Amy is now inspired by half-baked anime cliches, and that is what is killing the Sonic series. Sonic is becoming more and more like an anime being all-Japanese, and falser and falser to the American/Japanese roots.
Unless I don't show you what?
Anime clichs? What the @#%$ are you talking about?
I'm guessing it's got something to do with a giant mallet.
I was talking to Gamer X, about his picture.
The Sonic series has always had "anime cliches". What the hell do you think Super Sonic is?
as soon as more sonic characters appeared, they formed to make your traditional 'hero' group.
sonic = hero/leader guy
knuckles = rival/second in command
amy = cute girl who fancies the leader
tails = cute kid/smart kid/machanic
big = gentle giant
shadow = confused rival/anti-hero
etcetc. many stories and games and etc are full of cliches, doesn't mean that there's something really wrong with it.
This thread is so Precious.
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I'm guessing it's got something to do with a giant mallet.
But giant mallets were in American cartoons before Japanese cartoon ever existed.
And what the heck is Alex talking about? Sonic orignated in Japan.
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If that's the case, then Sally should'nt be called a Sonic character either, but instead, a useless, irritating character that took the spotlight in a cartoon based on a videogame series she was'nt even in. Sorta like a certain caveboy I know.
I wonder if Nintendo actually comissioned a long-running comic based on that dreadful cartoon, would some people begs Nintendo for Oogtar to show up in a Mario game the same way everyone else beg for the Koopa Kids to come back? 
Also, I have a feeling seeing Kraitos hugging Sonic would be a bit scarier the him ripping the blue boy's head off.
Meaning I wanna see that pic happen!
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I wonder if Nintendo actually comissioned a long-running comic based on that dreadful cartoon, would some people begs Nintendo for Oogtar to show up in a Mario game the same way everyone else beg for the Koopa Kids to come back?
It's been awhile since I played Mario & Luigi, but I'm pretty sure the Koopa Kids returned in that one. That's recent enough. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for Alex Kidd to come back... hell even a retro compilation would do, as long as SEGA acknowledges his exisitience outside of being a toy capsule I'll be happy.
And the only bad Sonic fans are ones who name their child(ren) after Yuji Naka. Drawing Sonic's execution is completely reasonable, and it's a nice metaphor about the current state of the once beloved series.
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And the only bad Sonic fans are ones who name their child(ren) after Yuji Naka. Drawing Sonic's execution is completely reasonable, and it's a nice metaphor about the current state of the once beloved series.
I can think of other Sonic fans that are just as bad or even worse than that crazy lady that named her child Yujinaka. However, mentioning them--specifically a website, would probably get me in trouble. Let's just say with these people, Rule 34 is in effect, and self-insertion is involved.
Rule 34 
<3
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Rule 34?
I believe that he is "hugging" Sonic, but is trying to get away.
You haven't been on the internet as long as I have.
Okay, I just had a very disturbing image pop into my head. Thanks a lot.
Actually that pic is much more disturbing than my decapitation one. It's reminds of Elmerya from the Tiny Toons and how she cuddled every little thing despite their fear of her. I'm scared for life now.
Oh and would post the pic but I don't have a scanner. Anyway I can work around that?
Photo with digital camera and load the picture on via USB would do the trick.
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generally it's a good idea NOT to draw strange/upsetting things while at school, especially in class when you're supposed to be doing classwork.
>_> <_<
I never did any classwork and I got A's and B's.
And yeah, I thought that Sonicx[Insert possible female Sonic-related Character for Sonic to **** here] were for the KV only.
I thought hurting Sonic was what all good Sonic fans loved. One could get that impression reading any random fanfic, or even the really good ones. ^^;
