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(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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Apparently, on my birthday, 144,057 people died. There was two earthquakes, a tornado and a bad storm. Also, a comedian snuffed it on the job, his last words were: "if elected, i will not lay down on the job,".

My corpse will be worth $4475 on the black market, and should the inevitable zombie attack occur, then I have a 45% chance of survival.

You know, if I was about to be got by a zombie, I'd make sure my last thoughts were of owning a monocle, as it seems that many zombies, as well as instict, seem to retain some of their last thoughts. And I think being a zombie with a monocle would be the classiest thing ever.

 
(@dreamer-of-nights)
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DOB for proof for 1st link plz

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PS: WTF w/ small links (will probably edit them later).

 
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35.%;

 
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My grandfather was also part of the manhattan project. So that makes my family frag count the greatest of all of that of the mofo.

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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why didn't you do the zombie one, stairmaster

 
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I suggest you all come to my house during the zombie invasion. 😛

 
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I nabbed all I commonly use but 2 =x

 
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(@nuchtos)
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I'm quite disappointed with my internet test score. Only 86% (B). =(

 
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I'm not sure if I should be happy or depressed.

 
(@hiro0015)
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(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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i am also disspleased with my internet test score, but it was a 79% c+

 
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I failed that Internet Test. Ironically, this is the first time I have ever gotten less than an A on any computer related assessment.

 
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You people better try and find me when the zombies come a'calling.

 
(@bubbapanther)
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(@erika-the-ocelot)
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That's equivalent to the number of germs on 431 toilet seats.

Eww. 😛

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Lol, I failed at the internet test. xD

 
(@chaorcute)
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The people with a higher score in the zombie quiz are selfish! D:

 
(@steebay31)
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I got a B+ on the science quiz, but i thought I would do better >=(

EDIT: oh yeah, I tried the internet test and I think I got liek a D =(

 
(@nuchtos)
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I got precisely one question wrong on the science quiz. It was the shooting star one. Apparently I'm not too well up on my astonomical terminology. =(

 
(@crimson-darkwolfe)
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I only got 2 questions wrong on the science quiz, and I knew excactly what I'd done as soon as I clicked them =S

 
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