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(@sonicsfan1991)
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(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Welcome to 2007?

 
(@the-turtle-guy-u)
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Dammit, I thought we'd left that year behind. Why couldn't we go back to 2006? 2006 was cool.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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oh what happened in 2006 that was special..... ah wait you mean sonic 06? yeah that game is the best

2006 was cool

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

 
(@silvershadow)
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oh what happened in 2006 that was special..... ah wait you mean sonic 06? yeah that game is the best

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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i dont get the joke silver but he looks like he's threatening me <hides behind a tree shaking> i dont like that pic

 
(@silvershadow)
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I am expressing my displeasure toward your opinion via an amusing picture :<

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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ah so that's what you look like

 
(@silvershadow)
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That's not me personally XD

It's just someone wearing the sort of expression I had upon reading your comment about Sonic 06 ;p

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa X_X it was a fun game..... if only i could finish it, would i get the same answer from you again silver if i asked if you could win the final episode in soinc 06 for me?

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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People generally don't want to touch it period. XD;

 
(@swanson)
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa X_X it was a fun game.....

You think Sonic 06 was a good game but the rest were too fast!!! I might have a seizure!
 
(@the-burger-king)
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Three years too late! pfft, kids these days *shakes head* Looking back I feel so disgusted that I was ever associated with something as vile and mind-numbing as the Simpsons.

People generally don't want to touch it period. XD;

Indeed......

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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As far as your sig goes..."Where is my God now?"

My answer is...He's probably being eaten in a hamburger, probably!

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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<kneels before the BURGER KING kissing his cape>  forgive me great master for i was asleep during the last 3 years but my loyality is still strong as is the dark force <eats a chicken royale sandwich>

and i will bring him before you my master <stares at mobius>

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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:3 {Bats eyelashes} ...Herro!

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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chicken royale sandwich

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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Muha ha ha ..  yes psx be jealous very jealous

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Well, it does look pretty tasty.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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<turns into dust from the greatness of the chicken royale>

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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Oh....MY...GAWD....

This is it - the TRUE reason for the conspiracy...the truth as to what the Burger King has wanted to thrust upon us all these years.

http://www.dailymail.co.u...answer-away-dilemma.html - THE PIZZA BURGER! D:

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?!?

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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No, this cannot be! A single item from the BK menu has enough salt and calories to kill a man?! They overstepped the line with their silly meat bun sandwich, but this is proof positive that their goal is genocide. Human extinction! They must be stopped!

 
(@swanson)
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Dear God...
Prepare the shelters the end has begun! And it's all thanks to Burger King!
 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Honestly, "enough salt and calories to kill a man"? I don't think you're meant to eat the whole thing yourself. o.o;

 
 Kaze
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^ It would probably be worse if it also had sauce, shredded cheese, and pepperoni on top. o.o

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Honestly, "enough salt and calories to kill a man"? I don't think you're meant to eat the whole thing yourself. o.o;

Bull crap. I've eaten entire 12" pizzas on my own without hastle, a 9" burger pizza is a dang appetizer to someone like me, and I weigh 115lbs. Imagine what that'd do to someone double my size.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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^ It would probably be worse if it also had sauce, shredded cheese, and pepperoni on top. o.o

darn it! i was just gonna say its missing that... XD i wont hide the fact i'm pleased with this, i soooooooo love food. 

    "and I weigh 115lbs. Imagine what that'd do to someone double my size"

<jaw drop> dear you better fatten up before the hurricane season.

 
(@ctsucks-666)
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... Kaze, your avatar got it going on.

I missed so much stuff in my absence.

 
(@sonicsfan1991)
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i ate that burger pizza today it was huge >_<  but very yummy i'm happy with it   i had to share it though so i cant buy it unless i got someone to share with me, cause 2 pieces are more than enough for me and it has 6 pieces.
oddly enough i also tried that weasle coffee thing whatever it was called XD i found it at the mall cafe..... its not gross but not my taste i dont like how it smells either. i'll stick to with regular coffee.

but honestly i think burger king's burger pizza isnt getting as much attention as usual new sandwiches.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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Well, it's a little excessive and a bit unconventional.

 
(@swanson)
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That's America!

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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DAMN STRAIGHT. WE TAKE EVERYTHING TO THE EXTREME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

 
(@mobius-springheart_1722585714)
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Along with the majority of the worlds resources, apparently. 😛

 
(@ctsucks-666)
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DAMN STRAIGHT.

 
(@psxphile_1722027877)
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That's right. Drink it in.

 
(@episonic)
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Two of my favorite foods- burgers, and pizza. They've come together in a glorious medley of wonderful deliciousness... is this what they serve in the cafeterias of HEAVEN!?

...Can't wait to try it.

 
(@swanson)
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And he was never heard from again...

 
(@episonic)
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At least they did turn out to serve it in the cafeterias of heaven...

 
(@tergonaut)
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I wonder how different the world would be if instead of money, we used calories to pay for goods?

Combine that with treadmills and other exercise machines connected to generators, and I think we'd solve a number of problems.

 
(@episonic)
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I think that's been done. Its called Weight Watchers.

 
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