I will give you some sort of grand prize.
we need tv ads
oooooooooooooh that dog is sooooo cute <eyes sparkling>
do it for the puppy!
Cause More People to Post at the Mofo
No! 😀
Post moar, win free Crim lovins!
With your famous boxers?
They are the grand prize, runners up just get regular lovins.
i think it's better for society if we remain unknown
LOL no no no Jaffa, you have it all wrong, it's better if society joins us ^-^=, NOW TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
imo
i say we wipe out society
it'd just be easier than US trying to get along with THEM
But then who would we have to lord over?
dogs, cats and sharks
I for one welcome the inevitable shark rebellion and salute our aquatic overlords.
But guys, we already have a slogan!
That slogan isn't applicable these days thankfully.
The rival network has a far better slogan anyway.
I'm okay with this.
yes it is 
omg take them by their feet.
Are we fairly searchable?
HAHAHA no
Well maybe we should but dancers. Like circus dancers, you know.
And we can charge admission! 
