** sleeps, holding onto a pillow **

*peers at the Pillow Fortress of Doom*

Hmm...where'd the other one go? >_>?

Everyone has stolen the pillows.

And Becca did not check on her old thread.

Mattress fortresses are superior

Too bad I don't have the proper funds to build one

o.o@all the pillows...*watches*

What about a Beanbag Fortress?

Well, I just happen to own a beanbag factory.

*smears a pillow with honey and throws it at someone`s fore-head so that it sticks*

*exits this thread just as quickly as he enters it*

*Trips Rishi on the way out*

*lands neatly on his feet*

Unfortunately, Rishi's feet neatly landed in a pit of quicksand! "OH GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!" screamed Rishi.
A scientist walked up. "Actually, quicksand is relatively harmless!"
"SHUT UP SCIENTIST!" screamed Rishi as he sank to his death.
"I'll save ya, buddy!" yelled Kiorein as he tossed him a rope. Rishi tugged Kiorein down into the quicksand where he died and Rishi climbed out safely and proceeded to exit the thread.

Noone showed up at Kio's funeral.

^

What a very crazy fortress of Pillows this is ChibiBecca.

I REMEMBER THIS XDXDXD *flys by in his pillow fortress*

BOMBS AWAY

(i was too lazy to go hunting for my old pillow fortress.. >>; )

gah! o_o; *loads up the pillow cannons, fires at TTG!* oi, i'm not even done building yet!

*Starts working in the pillow kitchens, cooking pillow venison and cushion game fowl, in great mattress stews.*

*sniffs, can smell great things a'brewing!* o.o

I definitely think there's marine lifeforms under the thick sheets of ice on Europa. What that has to do with this thread, I don't know. *devours a pillow*

*cooks own hand and serve it up as lunch*

...why are you eating pillows? *grabs a marshmallow*

I don't need a reason to eat pillows. I just do it.

We are under attack! Someone must wield the great Foam sword of W.B. Alas all we have is this poem.

Who says that I am dead
Knows nought at all.
I-am that is,
Two mice within-

Mice? What the? There are no Furries here. Oh well the sword was just a black phallic looking piece of junk anyway.

*Join Crim in the kitchens, trying to eat all the ingredients.*

*joins Crim and Toby in the kitchen while bouncing on a pillow*

*Begins searching for the cookie jar Becca will have hidden somewhere in the fortress* :3

Have guards posted at the pillow portcullis! We run a tight ship! I want these pillows clean enough to eat off of!
*dons the Downy Fleece Stuffed Armor of Pillow Proliferation*

*begins to mount an Invasion force of dust bunnies*

*Drops a nuclear pillow bomb on the thread with disastrous results*

*hunkers down in a pillow bomb shelter*

*eats food*
*touches a pillow*
*belongs*

*Cooks Tobe and Kayla absentmindedly*

*cooks Crim's bon-bon absentmindedly*

*fortunately she has placed her cookies in the holy mc guffin jar, so it may be eternally sought, yet never found.. fufufufu* >>

*leaps at random attackers and pelts them with pillows* raaaah! o_o;

(i'd have replied sooner but had to let my laptop dry out after it refused to drink a cup of tea and split it everywhere)

Somehow, I could see you doing that on perpose...

*yes, she hid the cookies purposley... that's the whole point! these darn cookie theives would sneek in and steal them faster then she could yoink the shoelaces from a newbie!*

*screams like a lobster*

I meant the tea...

The trees are headbanging too.

Maybe.....

*Looks at post count.*

*eats food*
*touches a pillow*
*belongs*

*socially accepts you*

thank you CT, this is as exciting as a fancy dress party!
^o^! oh ho ho ho

(why the heck would i deliberately pour tea over my laptop? ^^; i r <3 my laptop! it has pretties)

*sets up a pillow bomb*

Oh crap *KNOCKS THE WHOLE EFFING THING DOWN*

Don't you RPer types ignore what I did, this is actually how I am