Bored. Post some Chuck Norris facts or something. I'll start:
- The stars only shine because Chuck Norris lets them.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE
- Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
- The universe is teeming with life because Chuck Norris planted his seed everywhere.
- All planets are constantly in motion because Chuck Norris uses them to play pool.
- If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's F**KING BEEF!!!!!
- Chuck Norris uses iron shavings, molten lava and moose piss as a mouth wash.
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
- There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
- Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
- Chuck Norris did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
- When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
- Chuck Norris doesn't consider it to be 'sex' if the woman survives.
- Chuck Norris can never have a heart attack...... his heart would not be foolish enough to attack him.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You are stating the obvious way too late. ;p
Better late than never.
The most important fact about Chuck Norris is that old unfunny memes are old and unfunny
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
- Hiroshima never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
I have nothing against Chuck or jokes and such about him. I've just heard to many of them to care anymore. But that Hiroshima one was funny. Along with a few others I haven't heard in the first list.
cock norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The most important fact about Chuck Norris is that old unfunny memes are old and unfunny
Good thing I haven't heard any of them then.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Does that mean he can divide by zero?
oh shi-
Little kids check under their bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Captain Falcon.
What? It's a fact
Little kids check under their bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is too awesome to check under his bed.
Fixed.
*reality ceases to exist*
Mere Mortals > God > Chuck Norris
Little kids check under their bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Captain Falcon.
So, is it Captain Falcon who has to check under his bed for the likes of Bruce Lee?
Little kids check under their bed for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Captain Falcon.
So, is it Captain Falcon who has to check under his bed for the likes of Bruce Lee?
Possible. Bruce Lee DID defeat Chuck Norris in a fight once, after all.
Actually, you missed the part where Bruce Lee tore his face of Mission-Impossible-style to reveal... CHUCK NORRIS.
Chuck Norris is not actually who you all think he is. There is in fact, no Chuck, only the Norris. That beard is the beast, the body changes, a parasite ridden corpse with only a semblance of life.
And now you know.
And now you will die.
Actually, Chuck Norris IS Captain Falcon.
Also, here's the Chuck Norris drinking game.
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Take a shot every time they say CHUCK NORRIS.
Oh god. Not chuck norris again. Combine him with captain falcon and you get one unhappy Kio
*reality ceases to exist*
Reality existed at some point? This is news to me.
When a shark has reached the point of no redemption, it jumps Chuck Norris.
Nothing can jump Chuck Norris. He always has the high ground.
Chuck Norris does not go Christmas shopping. Santa just writes From: Chuck Norris on anything he delivers.
Chuck Norris can smell what the Rock is cooking... and he will criticize it.
The chestburster scene from Alien was modeled after Chuck Norris' birth.
Chuck Norris is overrated.
FACT.
Chuck Norris is overrated.
FACT.
Quoted for Truth.
I have to say i agree with Hukos too
I remember when I played WoW for like 2 weeks and people would go absolutely crazy when you broadcasted "Chuck Norris". This was AGES ago and I was already tired of it then.
