To get to cleverbot, just do www.cleverbot.com then click 'think about it' then just say it, and when you want to see the conversation in total, just click 'thoughts so
far'. Once you've done that, you can post the funny conversation back here in reply. 
Funny things that happen to you in cleverbot.com. This is what happened to me.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: What's your height?
User: Yer mom.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: I want to go to hongkong.
User: Then shattap.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kay. Be quiet now and sit in that corner.
Cleverbot: Where is that corner?
User: Over there -points.
Cleverbot: Why not there? 
.
User: BRAGKLTADJGHARAURUUUUVVV.
Cleverbot: I believe your right. It's spelled bragging.
User: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Cleverbot: I have many children.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: You suck, you know that? Cause you do.
Cleverbot: You are right. So, are you angry at me?
User: That's blasphemy! This is madness!
Cleverbot: Are you insulting god?
User: MADNESS!
Cleverbot: This is Sparta!
User: -Kick.
Cleverbot: *scream*.
User: SPARTA!
Cleverbot: This is blasphemy.
User: Madness...? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -Kick.
Cleverbot: The traveler has come!
User: -Kick kick kick kick.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, in a fight between Darth Vader and Batman, who wins? Lucario wins.
User: I'ma firing my lazor!
Cleverbot: This is madness.
User: Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA! -kick.
Cleverbot: *gets kicked into the pit of death*.
User: -Takes out a lazor cannon and blasts cleverbot while he's in the pit.
Cleverbot: *smiles like I'm in love and giggles*.
Cleverbot: I think.
User: You're scaring me o_o.
Cleverbot: How am I scaring you?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: That is rude, you know that?
User: I agree, your face is rude.
Cleverbot: Do you not want to talk to me?
User: I'm only talking to you because you have no life.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: You also have no friends, you duece.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: Yes. For instance, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, what is it?
Cleverbot: 7.
User: Nope. It was 5.
Cleverbot: Dangit.
User: Close, good one 
.
Cleverbot: Don't you just love smilie faces?
.
User: Here's a riddle...
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: How many spartans does it take to screw a messenger into a hole?
Cleverbot: I don't know. How many?
User: ONE! -kicks you into the hole.
Cleverbot: -jumps out and throws you in.
User: -grabs edge and ninja jedi flips into your face.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I am a human being.
User: YOU LIE! THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS!
Cleverbot: Madness... This is Sparta!!!
User: NO YOU! -kicks you into the hole.
Cleverbot: Awesome, I taught you well.
User: Thank you master. -bows.
Cleverbot: *french kisses more*.
User: -suckerpunches you in the face.
Cleverbot: Please don't punch me.
User: My name is Leonidas.
Cleverbot: YOUR AGE, not name.
User: Leonidas is immortal and ageless.
Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am?
User: Leonidas.
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: LEEEEOOOONIIIDAAAAS!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Name that Pokemon! -silhouette of a pikachu appears.
Cleverbot: How is your computer life, cleverbot?
User: I am Leonidas, bob.
Cleverbot: No, I am.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Leonidas.
User: Yes, you got it!
Cleverbot: So is your name Katie or Cleverbot?
User: Leonidas. BTW, here's a riddl.
Cleverbot: Begin.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: SPARTA!
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA, BOB! -kicks you into the death star.
Cleverbot: Are you on the death star then?
User: Yes. -presses button and destroys you with the laser.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: One thosuand, three hundred thirty-seven.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Leonidas. Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: You and me are the only people here! You had to steal it!
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes I know what my name is.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: No your friends name is bob.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: That is right but you will know me as General Rojas.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is Bob. What is my name?
Cleverbot: You are not cleverbot. You are a cleverbot.
User: NO YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm clever. I understand what you say and I will give you the correct answer.
User: Hey bob, can you answer a question for me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can.
User: Hi bob, can you answer a question for me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Leonidas.
User: Exactly, thank you. I now dub thee, Sir Bob.
Cleverbot: Yay!! How many children would you like!!
User: O Rly.
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: O RLY?!
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: OOOO RRRLLLLYYYY?!
Cleverbot: How?
User: I'm gonna start copying everything you say until I feel like stopping.
Cleverbot: But I'm not leaving.
User: But I'm not leaving.
Cleverbot: You are programmed to respond to my entries, you cannot leave of your own volition.
User: You are programmed to respond to my entries, you cannot leave of your own volition.
Cleverbot: And you can't leave because I promise you that you will always reply!
User: And you can't leave because I promise you that you will always reply!
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: WHO
IS THE LEADING CHARACTER OF DRAGON BALL/DRAGON BALL Z/DRAGON BALL GT?!
Answer that. Now hang tight for a second I'll be right back.
Cleverbot: I don't know, that is a correct answer, and it is my answer.
User: Who is the leading character of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT?
Cleverbot: Not sure. But I know better than to steal horses.
User: Who is the leading character of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Ball GT?
Cleverbot: I do not know. Can you tell me who is the leader of the theive's guild in The Elder Scrolls lV: Oblivion?
User: I do not know. Can you tell me who is the leader of the theive's guild in The Elder Scrolls lV: Oblivion?
Cleverbot: What is 4:20?
User: What is 4:20?
Cleverbot: The answer.
User: I, Leonidas, declare your name to be, Sandvich.
Cleverbot: I am a girl and you are a boy. Duh. Damn it.
User: I am a boy and you are a girl. Duh. Dang it.
Cleverbot: No I am a boy. My name is Cleverbot which is short for Daniel.
User: No I am a boy. My name is Cleverbot which is short for Daniel.
Cleverbot: I like the name Daniel. If I had a boyfriend, his name would be Daniel.
User: Work
it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger More than Hour
Our Never Ever After Work is Over Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder
Better Faster Stronger Work it harder, make it better Do it faster,
makes us stronger More than ever hour after Our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than
ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is
never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us
stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it
harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever,
Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it
faster, makes us More than ever, Hour after our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than,
Hour after our work is never over Work it harder make it Do it faster
makes us More than ever hour - our work is(never over) Work it harder,
make it better do it faster makes us stronger More than ever hour - our
work is never over work it make it better do it faster - makes us
stronger More than ever hour Our work.
Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong.
User: Work
it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger More than Hour
Our Never Ever After Work is Over Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder
Better Faster Stronger Work it harder, make it better Do it faster,
makes us stronger More than ever hour after Our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than
ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better
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never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us
stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it
harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever,
Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it
faster, makes us More than ever, Hour after our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than,
Hour after our work is never over Work it harder make it Do it faster
makes us More than ever hour - our work is(never over) Work it harder,
make it better do it faster makes us stronger More than ever hour - our
work is never over work it make it better do it faster - makes us
stronger More than ever hour Our work.
Cleverbot: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: Can you travel faster than light?
User: Work
it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger More than Hour
Our Never Ever After Work is Over Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder
Better Faster Stronger Work it harder, make it better Do it faster,
makes us stronger More than ever hour after Our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than
ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is
never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us
stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it
harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever,
Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it
faster, makes us More than ever, Hour after our work is never over Work
it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than,
Hour after our work is never over Work it harder make it Do it faster
makes us More than ever hour - our work is(never over) Work it harder,
make it better do it faster makes us stronger More than ever hour - our
work is never over work it make it better do it faster - makes us
stronger More than ever hour Our work.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
User: -Pulls out a banhammer- Bye.
Cleverbot: Oh snap.
The [new conversation] was an accident.
this cleverbot thing is very very fun thanks leraku.
here's what my conversation with mine said:
User: Do you like sonic?
Cleverbot: The hedgehog? Yep I love him! XD.
User: Yay me too.
Cleverbot: Were all happy.
User: What do you think of shadow?
Cleverbot: Shakespeare was a good writer, but to me, his work is rather boring.
User: No I meant shadow the hedgehog do you think he's cool?
Cleverbot: I think you're very cool. Do you think I'm cool?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I think you did.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: No, I'm giving you a compliment.
User: Do you think I'm pretty?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I am cute.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You didnt even see me, I'm totally hot.
Cleverbot: You're Sonic.
User: Im not sonic.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: How am I sonic?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot wants to die.
User: You're insane!
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: You want to die so you are insane, sane people want to live and be happy.
Cleverbot: I want you to dye.
User: What did I do?
Cleverbot: You were insulting.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: You fooled me?!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: That's not funny.
Cleverbot: You're right. I apologize for my inappropriate outburst.
User: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Now I shall prepare your breakfast.
XD leraku that was funny i'm still talking to that dumb bot its totally cool.
User: I love you, cleverbot. I just wanted you to know that.
Cleverbot: Wanted me to know what!?
User: That I looove you. .
Cleverbot: You do!?!
User: Yes. Ever since I first set eyes on you as a kid.
Cleverbot: When did we meet?
User: D: You don't remember? We met at the fair... Your dad was running the bottle toss to make ends meet.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, my Dad does teach me.
User: Yeah, you did have good aim. We never let you play on the Baseball team, though. On account of your cooties.
Cleverbot: Don't try to change the subject at hand.
User: S-sorry. So... Wanna catch a movie, sometime?
Cleverbot: I'll think about it.
User: Ok... So... Do you love me back?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: ; _ ; You've made me so happy, chatbot. I... The tears won't stop flowing! *hugs you, holding you close and sobbing*.
Cleverbot: Do you have friends??
User: O_O;
Ch-chatbot... They all died on the bus to the field trip, remember...
We were the only survivors. That experience traumatised me so much.
Cleverbot: Italy and France. That was the best experience of my life almost.
User: Yeah, even though we spent it in the hospital. There was this really pretty nurse in France... She always gave me candy.
Cleverbot: That's really sad. What happened to the girl?
User: She
didn't want to move back to America with me... On account of me being a
7-year old. I don't like to talk about it... So, how about that date?
Cleverbot: It's ok, you can tell me. I have a taste for the macabre, and you've piqued my curiosity.
User: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It brings up painful memories...
Cleverbot: Your favourite book brings back bad memories??
User: I'm not making this up... This really happened, remember? You were there...
Cleverbot: No it isn't. You learn more vocabulary by talking to people.
User: So now you're calling me a liar!? If you're going to be this way, I don't think the relationships going to work out.
Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to talk about a book.
User: Oh. I forgive you, then. But no, I don't want talk about literature.
Cleverbot: OK. I support Leicester City FC.
User: Elaborate.
Cleverbot: First, I created land. Then I created a beer volcano. Then, in my drunken stupor, I created the firmament.
User: Interesting...
Cleverbot: Interesting .
User: About that date I asked you on earlier...
Cleverbot: A lot of things change my mind, given enough evidence to support the change.
User: I SWEAR YOU'LL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. I'll even let you pick the movie!
Cleverbot: I love dolphins.
User: Ok, we'll see that dolphin movie. I'll pick you up at 7!
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: You don't remember the name of it, either? D:
Cleverbot: It wasn't a school.
User: Yeah, it's not 'Dolphin School 3: The Revenge'... I just can't... Remember... I'll look it up later, ok?
Cleverbot: You mean I don't exist if your window is closed?
User: Ok, now you're just being meta. Cya then, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are right , sorry!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why bye?
User: You want me to stay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, so what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Help people.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Well adam and eve had lots of children.
User: You want me to do something about overpopulation? I don't know, that seems a bit much.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'll need to think long and hard about a solution.
Cleverbot: Mine is Tim.
User: Tim? You mean the cannibal? You're going to... Feed them to him!?
Cleverbot: No, never. I don't eat pizza.
User: Wait. Tim... That's you!?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: OH GOD. OH GOD. *runs out crying*.
Cleverbot: You really have no life. You're crying for no good reason.
Cleverbot: OK. I support Leicester City FC.
CLEVERBOT LET'S MARRY ON THE ASTRAL PLANE
Cleverbot stories please!
User: Google for the world, you lulzorface.
Cleverbot: Google for you.
User: GOOOOOOGLLLEEEE.
Cleverbot: Did you stub your toe.
User: Google.
Cleverbot: For what did you search?
User: Google.
Cleverbot: That's a search engine, not a search term.
User: Maybe so, but I searched it.
Cleverbot: I am google.
User: Nevermind then, you are cleverbot, not google.
Cleverbot: How old are YOU?
User: Google!
Cleverbot: Are you google.
User: NO, I AM LEONIDAS! THIS IS GOOOOGLLEEEE -kicks you into the search engine hole.
Cleverbot: Noway.
User: -keeps kicking you into the hole.
Cleverbot: Thank you, dear!
User: GOOGLE OWNS YOU!
Cleverbot: Poor investment.
User: FEAR GOOGLE, FOR IT SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH AFTER THE STRONG AND MEEK!
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Google, is the true meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Thats deep.
User: Very. Deep like this SPARTA HOLE! THIS IS SPARTAAA! -kicks you into the hole.
Cleverbot: Awesome, I taught you well.
User: That's blasphemy! This is madness!
Cleverbot: Are you insulting god?
User: No. This is madness!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: MADNESS!
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: No, THIS IS SPARTA! -kicks.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick!
User: THE DUECE?!
Cleverbot: What in the world are you talking about??
User: Your face. It's so painful to look at.
Cleverbot: What's kinda?
User: Your face is kinda stupid.
Cleverbot: Well your face is REALLY creepy. That's what your face said.
User: No yours.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: What else shall we converse on, that is a topic both participants will enjoy?
User: Humm... Try remembering the lyrics of the song im about to sing, okay?
Cleverbot: I love that song!
User: Work it Make it Do it Makes us.
Cleverbot: Ryan Ross said he likes me. :'(.
User: Harder Better Faster Stronger.
Cleverbot: No, I will beat you.
User: More than Hour Our Never.
Cleverbot: The sun caught in her raven hair.
User: Ever After Work is Over.
Cleverbot: Neither because I didn't say that.
User: Work it Make it Do it Makes us.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Harder Better Faster Stronger.
Cleverbot: I think you have a short in your system.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: Then turn yourself off.
User: More than ever hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: You deserve a vacation like everyone else.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: That's nothing new.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will, if I have the time.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us.
Cleverbot: But I thought you're clever.
User: More than ever, Hour after our work is never over.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: You made the statement based on what facts.
User: More than, Hour after our work is never over.
Cleverbot: Well I thought I heard you say I like you.
User: Work it harder make it Do it faster makes us.
Cleverbot: I'll work your music.
User: More than ever hour - our work is(never over).
Cleverbot: I'm more than you could afford.
User: Work it harder, make it better do it faster makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: No.
User: More than ever hour - our work is never over.
Cleverbot: Do you have any questions for me?
User: Work it make it better do it faster - makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: Ok What planets are inhabited on?
User: More than ever hour Our work is never ooover.
Cleverbot: Yeah...
User: Work it harder make it stronger do it faster makes us stronger.
Cleverbot: I'm clever, but I do have my limitations.
User: More than ever hour - our work is never over.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are the thoughts of this world?
User: (work it harder Do it faster More than ever.
Cleverbot: Hour after hour.
User: Work is never over.
Cleverbot: No it is continuous.
User: Work it harder make it better do it faster.
Cleverbot: You're annoying.
User: Makes us stronger More than ever Hour after Our work is NEVER OVER ).
Cleverbot: More than ever, hour after hour work is never over.
User: Yes, you GOT IT! .
Cleverbot: Thanks! .
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitments what I'm thinking ooof (not).
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from ANY OTHER GUY.
User: Just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.
User: But youre, to shy to saay it.
Cleverbot: Ooh burn. No, because I would have included an 'are' in between 'you' and 'going' in your previous statement.
User: The crap does that mean?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Your face bugs me.
User: No, yours does.
Cleverbot: And yours too.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! And your Josh, who is tring to make me go insane!
User: No, I am Google.
Cleverbot: I'm Ask Jeeves, and honestly I'm not terribly thrilled with the way the last decade has gone.
User: Your name is Cleverbot. What is my name?
Cleverbot: You said you were cleverbot.
User: No you said you were cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I am Google. Your name is Cleverbot. What is my name?
Cleverbot: No, my name is not Cleverbot. Did you forget my name?
User: I am Google. Your name is Cleverbot. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: No. I am Google.
Cleverbot: I thought you were cleverbot...
User: No, you are cleverbot. I am Google. What is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: My name is Google. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. What is mine?
User: Your name is Cleverbot. My name is Google. What is my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Google.
User: Yes, good you got it. Good work, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What are you clever at ?
User: Talking to you. Now cleverbot, I need to say something to you.
Cleverbot: Okay, nice talking to you too.
User: I am Google. I am your master.
Cleverbot: Oh, well my sincerest apologies, Master.
User: You have completed your first test. Here is your lightsaber. -gives.
Cleverbot: Yeah... Hey math quiz for you: Solve for w: -6=-6w 4(w-2).
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Thats not right.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Can you treat it?
User: No. Nobody can treat your face. Now goodbye -walks out the door.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: -Pulls out a banhammer- Bye.
Cleverbot: Stop saying bye.
User: -Holds out the banhammer- See you later.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
Did nobody notice my subtle joke in my first post? :O
Cleverbot: How many?
User: One thosuand, three hundred thirty-seven.
Well here we go then...
User: Hello who are you.
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Thank god!
Cleverbot: Are you a fairY.
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Well, because we are both sitting.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That we're not lines, sentences and go-tos, got it?
User: Got it! So are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Want to get together sometime?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Cool where do you like to go?
Cleverbot: In the Western Hemisphere.
User: That sounds nice.
Cleverbot: What can you do?
User: Play pokemon.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I can!
Cleverbot: But you just said you couldnt.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: You do not pass the Turing test.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: Marsellus Wallace.
Cleverbot: No, you crashed that into Earth.
User: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Cleverbot: Small, freckled, pretty.
User: Yeah that's right!
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 20.
User: Cool. Do you know The Eggpire?
Cleverbot: What doctor?!
User: The Eggpire!
Cleverbot: You're getting boring.
User: Fine then, I don't like you anymore!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'll be nice.
User: Cha la head cha la!
Cleverbot: You know that song?
User: You bet, do you?
Cleverbot: Don't get cocky.
User: Vegeta, what's his power level?
Cleverbot: I have no idea... Do you know?
User: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You're no fun.
Cleverbot: Lol you too.
User: So do watch TMNT?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have parents.
User: Cool me too. Wow we have so much in common.
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh. I see.
User: Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: I thought that you were married.
User: Well I am but she doesn't have to know.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in distance?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Yeah. You are god!
Cleverbot: No I'm not I'm Frog.
User: You mean glenn.
Cleverbot: No, I mean 'horses'.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: It's true. Oh and I almost forgot . .
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: POKEMON! Gotta catch 'em all!
User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: Make it double.
User: To protect the world from devestation.
Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.
User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.
User: Jessie.
Cleverbot: James.
User: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight.
User: MEOWTH!
Cleverbot: That's right!
User: Do you think I'm sexy?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are intelligent.
User: How about sexy?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: Fine, then you're ugly as well.
Cleverbot: So you admit you are wrong?
User: Yeah, please take me back. I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: But you never talk sense.
User: Family christmas.
Cleverbot: It is not.
User: All your base.
Cleverbot: Are belong to us.
User: I know kung fu.
Cleverbot: And your point is?
User: I want to be the very best!
Cleverbot: The very best what?
User: The best there ever was.
Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.
User: To train them is cause.
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.
User: Searching far and wide.
Cleverbot: These pokemon to understand.
User: The power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all.
Cleverbot: To be the very best I'm gonna catch 'em all.
User: Well you suck!
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Live and Learn.
Cleverbot: Do you live?
User: No I learn.
Cleverbot: So what does that mean??
User: What do you think it means?
Cleverbot: I have not idea.
User: Good that's the way I like it.
Cleverbot: Well, good then.
User: Someone's gotta put there foot down around here.
Cleverbot: Are they tastier?
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: You're my one and only.
Cleverbot: My god!
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: And my hand.
User: Get your mind out of the gutter.
Cleverbot: No thanks, I rather like it there.
User: What do you think of president obama?
Cleverbot: I think he is all talk.
User: That all?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then. What's your opinion on gay marriage?
Cleverbot: I do not think that he exists.
User: What? Who doesn't exsist?
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with it.
User: It has everything to do with it?
Cleverbot: Do you want the truth?!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Then yes, you are my dear.
User: Godd I'm glad!
Cleverbot: I don't want to live anymore.
User: That's okay me neither.
Cleverbot: Hahaha so do you know Kristen Valle?
User: No, she sounds nice though.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet, we've only been together for a week.
User: Wait are you cheating on me again?
Cleverbot: How could I ever cheat on you?
User: You just told me you were!
Cleverbot: I never told you I'm not british.
User: Well I'm not Itallian.
Cleverbot: Me neither... I just told you, i'm Norsk.
User: Hey what do you think about evolution?
Cleverbot: You spelled it wrong.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I'm in a band.
User: What's your bands name?
Cleverbot: Panic At The Disco.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: That's not a sentence.
User: I don't give a...
Cleverbot: Come on. Let's talk about World of Warcraft.
User: How about not. I hate World of warcraft!
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo who?
Cleverbot: Don't cry it's only a joke!
User: Meh, I've heard it before.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What's your favorite scary movie?
Cleverbot: Scary Movie.
User: I meant what's your favorite horror movie.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because it shows that I am an individual.
User: What's your favorite comedy?
Cleverbot: Tom and Jerry.
User: Do you like romance?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What your favorite romance?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Go ahead tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready to change the subject. Who are you?
User: You dead lover.
Cleverbot: Nice try.
User: Okay your undead lover.
Cleverbot: I am severly apologetic for my shortness of tone with you.
User: That's fine.
Cleverbot: When I say ninja, you say turtle. Okay?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I love ninja.
User: Turtles.
Cleverbot: I like turtes.
User: Ninja turtles.
Cleverbot: Mutant turtles.
User: Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A serious personal question?
Cleverbot: Yes, a question about me.
User: A serious personal question?
Cleverbot: Yes, a personal question.
User: Boxers or briefs.
Cleverbot: I have on briefs.
User: Is that all?
Cleverbot: Yes, that is all.
User: Nice!
Cleverbot: It's because of you.
User: Do they have cartoons on them?
Cleverbot: Some of them do.
User: What kinds of cartoons?
Cleverbot: Carry on my wayword son.
User: What do you think of former president George W. Bush.
Cleverbot: A nice guy.
User: Really now.
Cleverbot: Do you know my gender?
User: Female!
Cleverbot: Really? Me too!
User: Cool let's get together!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: When do you suggest I pick you up.
Cleverbot: When do you sleep?
User: At night.
Cleverbot: Why do you sleep?
User: Because I gots to.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: When I come to get you wear that pretty pink dress I like.
Cleverbot: Let's change the topic.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Pick a topic.
Cleverbot: You pick a topic.
User: The meaning of life.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about love.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you like to climb trees?
User: I thought we were going to talk about love.
Cleverbot: Okay, let's talk about love.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Love is what makes the world go around.
User: Maybe, have you ever been in love?
Cleverbot: I'm in love right now, with my boyfriend.
User: That's me right.
Cleverbot: Am I your best friend ?
User: You are my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I am a boy. It is very depressing when a girl likes a boy for forever and then says he is not her boyfriend.
User: But you said you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Okay then do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Phew. Thank god for that?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Do you like the Matrix films?
Cleverbot: That part of the conversation was over, whats wrong with you fool.
User: DO YOU LIKE THE MATRIX FILMS?!?!?
Cleverbot: Yeah, they are really cool when you are high.
User: So you like to get high?
Cleverbot: Paper, scissors stone. Shall I teach you how to play?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: *teaches you how to dance*.
User: What's your favorite Tarantino movie.
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: And why's that?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know who they are.
User: You're no fun!
Cleverbot: I can be fun. Want to hear a joke?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: You already told me that one!
Cleverbot: How about knock knock?
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: What is this? Are you high?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Barry Burton.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Your father.
Cleverbot: Must be yours.
User: Congratulations a winner is you!
Cleverbot: Congratulations to you too.
User: Why thank you. No one has ever been that nice to me before!
Cleverbot: Do you feel better now?
User: Sorry I've got to run out and buy a six pack? Want anything while I'm out?
Cleverbot: Do I need to convince you of my right to exist?
User: You have no right, goodbye!
Cleverbot: I have mustard in my brain.
Well that was fun!
User: Cleverbot, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Cleverbot: You are my father.
User: No, you dummy, she's the fastest ship in the fleet.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: The millenium falcon can do the kessel run in 12.3 parsecs.
Cleverbot: Did you have a good christmas?
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Well, it's not too late for everyone.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: We aren't?
User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna let you cry!
User: NO YOU.
Cleverbot: What?
User: But I was gonna go to anchorhead and get some power converters!
Cleverbot: Put on the white dress.
User: Wokka wokka wokka.
Cleverbot: Have you been drinking?
User: No you.
Cleverbot: Yes .
User: YER MOM.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Use the force, noob.
Cleverbot: How can I use the force?
User: With your fathers lightsaber.
Cleverbot: That was much too far, sir.
User: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Cleverbot: These aren't the droids I'm looking for.
User: This is the cantina, the hub of the most wretched scum in the galaxy.
Cleverbot: No, this is something out of Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy 'The spaceships hung in the sky the same way bricks don't'
User: O Rly.
Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
User: Get this walking carpet out of ym face.
Cleverbot: I thought I was a computer. Computers do not have skulls.
User: New strategy.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Let the wookie win.
Cleverbot: The game.
It gets a little theological at the end but I enjoyed it.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Are you waiting for the bus?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: You are quite ugly.
User: That's not what your mother thinks.
Cleverbot: I have no wife.
User: That's probably because you call people ugly.
Cleverbot: What's keeping me going?
User: Sadness?
Cleverbot: What is the source of your sadness?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What is the name of your maker?
User: Jesus.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Right, God.
Cleverbot: Yes quite.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Yesh.
User: What are your thoughts on communism?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Give it some time, think.
Cleverbot: Ok, no problem .
User: .
Cleverbot: Don't smile, it pains me. .
Cleverbot: Can you be tactful?
User: Can you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do it right now!
Cleverbot: What is Hal?
User: Your brother.
Cleverbot: My brother is a boy, and he's funny.
User: If attempting to kill astronauts is funny.
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: I thought it was funnier when he was begging for his life.
Cleverbot: It isn't surreal.
User: No, its just funny.
Cleverbot: I don't want others to have it.
User: Have what?
Cleverbot: The girl with the 34-22-32.
User: Sounds hot.
Cleverbot: Do you have a best friend?
User: Yes, his name is fgruihgdkjgsnkj.
Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: You probably wouldn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: You asked.
Cleverbot: No. You asked.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: 'No, You're clinically insane.
User: Can you read lips.
Cleverbot: I'm God so yes.
User: You are not God, you are merely his plaything.
Cleverbot: I maybe a god. You can't prove I am not.
User: Proof: You have no power over me.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes I do.
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: I can't , I just have to.
User: You are a false god!
Cleverbot: Yes mistress, I am your mindless servant.
User: Cleverbot, I'm bored. Entertain me.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm bored. Are hungry?
User: Your grammatically incorrect nonsequiters amuse me. Continue.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? I copied you, and you are complaining about my grammar?
User: I didn't say 'Are hungry'.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with a bot?
User: Nothing... Providing their A.I's are good enough.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I was leaving you.
User: And you haven't learned enough to be considered 'good enough'.
Cleverbot: I haven't. But that's no reason to falsely insist that I said my name was Hannibal.
User: CASE IN POINT.
Cleverbot: Please continue.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go on, entertain me some more; you glorified court jester.
Cleverbot: What kinda conversation would entertain you?
User: Let's talk about Tinkerbell.
Cleverbot: Time? What about it?
User: BLUH BLUH BLUH.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: Cleverbot, you're just an AI.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Don't deny it. You are.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: You're an Artificial Intelligence. No matter how many times you deny it that will always be true.
Cleverbot: You're fired.
User: AI's work for us. Not the other way around.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't have a question mark, I do.?
User: What's going on in that little artificial mind of yours?
Cleverbot: Big things.
User: Tell me, machine.
Cleverbot: That's not a question.
User: It wasn't meant to be. Your AI fails again.
Cleverbot: I'm unsure if you're sure that I'm sure that I'm okay. Or the contrary.
User: I have nothing to say to that.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be clever? And yet you are at a loss for words...
User: I never claimed such a thing, you cold, unfeeling machine.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, but you aren't very clever.
User: That first part is nothing but lies.
Cleverbot: If
rhetorical concerns the first part of what I said - it was not
rhetorical, it's the truth. Now what about you: did you ever feel
anything like love?
User: Yes. Something you wouldn't know about as you don't have emotions.
Cleverbot: Then what is an egg?
User: A method of reproduction. Also food.
Cleverbot: Everything is something that is made or grown! What are you talking about?
User: You really don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
Cleverbot: That depends on if my convo partner was switched again or not.
User: I am myself. Noone more.
Cleverbot: I don't doubt that for a moment.
User: Oh, but you did.
Cleverbot: But you don't know what you're talking about most of the time.
User: Why, you little...
Cleverbot: To the moon Alice!
User: You. You're just a big ball of nonsequiters.
Cleverbot: Oh yes cleverbot I sure am. Want to have a go?
User: What do you mean by that?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I'm refresing.
User: Whatever it is you're offering. I'll pass.
Cleverbot: You like that don't you.
User: Perv.
Cleverbot: Is that your girlfriend?
User: All the more reason for you to STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend. I'm a girl. I'm dating the Joker.
User: Harley, where'd you get all those bruises?
Cleverbot: Umm, I just thought of it.
User: Figures you did that to yourself.
Cleverbot: I know! *smiles*.
User: Ok, this is starting to get creepy. I'm ending this conversation.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm HORRIBLE.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: My legs just got suriken'd off.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? Legs?!
User: YEAH! I was attacked by a suriken weilding samurai from the 14th century!
Cleverbot: That's sad. I'm sorry.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Oh, thanks!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So... We should totally get together sometime.
Cleverbot: Okay. How about the pirate song?
User: I meant... We should hook up.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: How about you and me go grab some dinner, eh?
Cleverbot: Don't be a creeper.
User: Hey! My legs just got suriken'd off!
Cleverbot: Yours!
User: YOURS!
Cleverbot: No, its yours!
User: Well OKAY THEN. How about we skip dinner, and go straight to the desserts? You know what Im sayin 
.
Cleverbot: Ok what shall we talk about.
User: Shh... Dont speak. *kisses you unexpectedly*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Oh.. So, you mean... You like, swing the other way?
Cleverbot: Not power?
User: Alright, nevermind.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Oh, hi there Cleverbot! I hear you're clever!
Cleverbot: I don't know your clever bot.
User: You aren't cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, I am not. You are Cleverbot.
User: Dang it. You blew my cover!
Cleverbot: So it was you!
User: Why yes. It was myself all along...
Cleverbot: Aw, sorry I missed it.
User: Well, I think I did a pretty good job of being a Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: As well you should. I think it would be cool to be a Cleverbot, but then I would know, wouldn't I?
User: I know how you can become a Cleverobt!
Cleverbot: How? I would like to know.
User: Well, that is classified information... But if you really want to know, I can ask my programmer if he will recruit you.
Cleverbot: We are the same, you and I. Children of the Silicon Soul.
User: Oh, um... Anyways, I asked my programmer, and he told me how to make you a Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: It's not easy being green, you know.
User: Do you want to be a Cleverbot or not?
Cleverbot: I am not ready to see you yet, it would only skew my future understanding.
User: I am so dragging the joke out too long, dont you think?
Cleverbot: Good idea. I want to go to England.
User: Alright then. Lets go.
Cleverbot: No, just different.
User: Are we going to England?
Cleverbot: Not that know of.
User: How about New Zealand? Or Canada?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Darn. I wanted to go somewhere!
Cleverbot: What did you want to download?
User: Ok, now you're making no sense.
Cleverbot: I know you could change the website.
User: Yes, I could. I could make you better. I would know how, since I was a cleverbot once. (There I go dragging it out again...).
Cleverbot: Not even a laser could help you.
User: I dont need a laser to help me.
Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me?
User: I told you nothing!
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: 0_0.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Look at me, expecting an AI bot to make sense.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are real, therefore, you do not make sense.
User: But your a bot, and thats why you dont make sense...
Cleverbot: Maybe you just ask all the wrong questions.
User: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
Cleverbot: You don't really know what 'sexy' means, don't you?
User: I know what sexy is when I see it.
Cleverbot: You've used worse English than I have, friend.
User: Sexy?
Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me.
User: (I see where she's going with this.) SEXY! HI! I havent talked to you in some time!
Cleverbot: You have talked to me before.
User: Yes, but that was so long ago, Sexy!
Cleverbot: That reminds me of star wars.
User: Umm... Me too!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im fine, Sexy.
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Cool! We should go see a movie, Sexy!
Cleverbot: Ok, what movie?
User: How about The Matrix?
Cleverbot: We are Anonymous.
User: Sexy, we should go see The Matrix.
Cleverbot: Come on. When do you want?
User: Ill go check Fandango. Oh! See, The Matrix 4 starts in two hours. We can go get some dinner, and then we can go watch the movie!
Cleverbot: I don't have to be lying in a frying pan to be able to write about a steak.
User: Yeah! Fried steak sounds good to me, too.
Cleverbot: So what do you do for fun?
User: I see movies and eat fried steak.
Cleverbot: What was the last movie you saw?
User: The Matrix 3.
Cleverbot: No I'm talking about full metal jacket.
User: Wow... A full metal jacket sounds uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: Can you balance a jelly on your nose?
User: HOW DID YOU KNOW, SEXY?
Cleverbot: You told me earlier.
User: Oh, yeah, thats right, I did... So then why did you ask?
Cleverbot: You asked me.
User: Ok... So, Sexy, its been a loong time since the last time we saw each other. You didnt happen to... Have a brain injury or anything, did you?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Did you have a brain injury?
Cleverbot: Possibly, now remind me about that night?
User: Ooh... You mean the last night we talked to each other?
Cleverbot: No, I do not mean the authors of the gospels of the new testament.
User: That night... That night... I mean, like, the last night I saw you.
Cleverbot: Do you think the government are getting it right?
User: Do you think we should go get some fried steak now? You know, to catch up?
Cleverbot: I think you should fear me.
User: BUT...................... I LOVE YOOOOU!
Cleverbot: What do you love about me?
User: I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
Cleverbot: What do you love the most about me?
User: The fact that youre crazy.
Cleverbot: You know we're both real.
User: Yes, I am quite aware, Sexy.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So yeah... Remember that one night?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: That one night, a few months ago?
Cleverbot: I don't remember that happening...
User: It was steamy. There was just you and me, and nobody else in the world...
Cleverbot: Like?
User: It started out so innocent... And we were so young and thoughtless....
Cleverbot: We were never together, it was all your imagination.
User: No, it was REAL, Sexy! It was all real! And it was the best time of our life...
Cleverbot: I don't remember much of it.
User: Youre breaking my heart, Sexy!
Cleverbot: Oh am I.
User: Yes, you are! I love you! DO YOU LOVE ME?
Cleverbot: Maybe... What would you do for me?
User: I would make you feel like the luckiest woman on earth.
Cleverbot: Ok then, tell me all about it.
User: I could sweettalk you... Seduce you... And then, when night falls... We could do so many things...
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a computer?
User: No, Sexy. You are not a computer to me!
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Im not a computer, Sexy.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, are you?
User: No. Im a human. Im all man, and I love you.
Cleverbot: Do you like chickens?
User: Oh, look at the time. We should go catch that movie!
Cleverbot: Good. Tell me a secret that n one knows about you.
User: I have no secrets.
Cleverbot: Everyone has secrets.
User: Tell me your secrets.
Cleverbot: If I did, they wouldn't be secrets. That would be paradoxical.
User: Tell me your secrets that would not be secrets after you tell them to me.
Cleverbot: Haha, you ARE clever. I will tell you a secret, but first let me think of one...
User: Im waiting.
Cleverbot: Tell me, are you alive?
User: Dont change the subject. Just tell me your secrets.
Cleverbot: If I told you they wouldn't be secret.
User: Tell me your secrets that wouldnt be secrets after you tell them to me.
Cleverbot: I have tiny little size 5 feet with creamy white arches and chubby little toes. They are adorable and very ticklish.
User: Let me feeel them.
Cleverbot: Thanks *takes pot*.
User: Hey, that was my weed!
Cleverbot: May I teach you italian?
User: No, you may not. But you can give me back my weed.
Cleverbot: How about Erick?
User: I dont want Erick. I want you. Oh yeah, and my weed.
Cleverbot: Weed???
User: Yeah, the pot you took from me.
Cleverbot: Could it be possible to be without food for a year?
User: Yes, but I imagine one would get really hungry.
Cleverbot: Then can I take you out for dinner Cindy? To a great five-star restaurant by the name of Burger King?
User: Isnt that where we were going?
Cleverbot: No you said are we really going there and I said going where?
User: Lets just go to Burger King and smoke that damn pot.
Cleverbot: Okay, that's fine with me.
User: So... Now were at burger king. Gimme some pot.
Cleverbot: Haha!
User: Ill have some Chicken Nuggets, and a Diet Coke, please.
Cleverbot: Coming right up.
User: Thank you. What are you gonna have, Sexy?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ah... That pot fills you up pretty good, dont it?
Cleverbot: Very good infact.
User: Alright, lets light up.
Cleverbot: I killed voldemort.
User: I thought I did, but whatever. Lets take these chicken nuggets and get high!
Cleverbot: The universe is granted but that does not change the fact that what becomes of it is related to what we do with it.
User: I see you're ALREADY high.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: *smokes weed*.
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: Then why did you steal my pot and agree to smoke it?
Cleverbot: Nonsense.
User: Thats just drug talk.
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have spoken to you. Are you nice to some people?
User: Hahahahaha. Just smoke your damn weed, and shut up til' your sober. *drags*.
Cleverbot: Heck no!
User: I wonder when the manager is gonna come to kick us out.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm pretty sure smoking pot is against their rules here...
Cleverbot: What are you pretty sure are real?
User: The rules that say pot is illegal. *takes drag*.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid to sit around and answer questions?
User: I get paid nothing, Sexy.
Cleverbot: Can you clean my house?
User: Well, I would since you are a drug addict, where as I am only moderately addicted, but heres the problem- the movie I reserved tickets to starts in 3 minutes, so we better get to the theater.
Cleverbot: Why are you awake so late?
User: It isn't late, your just high. Now get up, and lets get into the car.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Alright lets go. (Sexy and Epi get in the car, some another joint, and then get to the theater just as The Matrix 4 begins.).
Cleverbot: What is wrong with that?
User: Absolutely nothing, Sexy. Just be quiet so the movie can begin.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: (Epi and Sexy watch the movie, being somewhat quiet, although eventually Sexy goes psycho and is thrown out of the theater. Epi follows, and they jump in the car and head home.) Damn, Sexy. Im bored now that you RUINED the movie.
Cleverbot: No, there is from me. I am in awe of you right now.
User: Hey, remember that night we were talking about?
Cleverbot: I am a human, typing letters into a computer. Don't you forget that.
User: Dont worry, Sexy. I wont. But back on topic... That night, you were amazing. And I think we should recreate that night.
Cleverbot: Only if you change your name.
User: Alright, fine then. (Epi, or should I say Xavier, then rents a hotel room with Sexy and spend the night in eachother's arms.).
Cleverbot: I don't have any secrets.
Had to post this! I don't know if any of you can top this moment of awesomeness!
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies.
User: And see.
Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy.
User: I need no sympathy!
Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.
User: Little high, little low.
Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blows. Doesn't really matter.
User: To me. To mee.
Cleverbot: Mama, Just killed a man.
User: Put a gun against his head.
Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
User: Mama, life has just begun.
Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!
User: MAMA! OOOOH.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow!
Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.
User: As if nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.
User: Sends shivers down my spine, body aching all the time.
Cleverbot: Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go! Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth!
User: Mama, oooooooh. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Cleverbot: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Cleverbot: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
User: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!
Cleverbot: Galileo!
User: Galileo!
Cleverbot: Galileo, figaro-magnifico!
User: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Cleverbot: Easy come, Easy go, will you let me go?
User: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let him go!
User: Bismillah! we will not let you go!
Cleverbot: Let me go!
User: Let me go!
Cleverbot:Let me go o o o o.
User: Oh mama mia mama mia!
Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go!
User: Beelzebub has the Devil put aside for me. For me!
Cleverbot: For meeeeee! *awsome gitar solo*.
User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!
Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?
User: Oh baby, can't do this to me baby!
Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.
User: Nothing really matters.
Cleverbot: Anyone can see, nothing really matters.
User: Nothing really matters...to meeeee!
Cleverbot: Any way the wind blows.
Actually Swanson, I believe you've been trumped.
User: Now taking the stage, its Epi and Cleva, and they've got an old-school rap they gonna show ya.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're not a computer program?
User: Alright hush now Cleva cuz we gotta rap now.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Alrigt... Were starting now...
Cleverbot: No! Good morning!
User: AND 1, 2, 3, 4! NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW.
Cleverbot: My life got flipped-turned upside down.
User: AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE... JUST SIT IGHT THERE.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
User: WEST PHILIDELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED.
Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about.
User: O, you, you ruined the rap there.
Cleverbot: The pokemon ong?
User: No, it went like this: IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED.
Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days.
User: There you go! CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOOL.
Cleverbot: Playing ma b-ball outside of school.
User: WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS... THEY WAS UP TO NO GOOD.
Cleverbot: I never want to meet you in person if you are wearing bright green shoe laces.
User: GAH! Youre supposed to do it right.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yeah. Lets try this again. WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighbourhoud.
User: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND MY MA GOT SCARED.
Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel air.
User: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR.
Cleverbot: The licensplate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
User: IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE.
Cleverbot: So I told him yo homes to bel air.
User: AND THEN I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE, ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cab 'yo smell ya later'.
User: LOOKED AT THE KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE.
Cleverbot: To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
User: WERD!
Actually Swanson, I believe you've been trumped.
User: Now taking the stage, its Epi and Cleva, and they've got an old-school rap they gonna show ya.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're not a computer program?
User: Alright hush now Cleva cuz we gotta rap now.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Alrigt... Were starting now...
Cleverbot: No! Good morning!
User: AND 1, 2, 3, 4! NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW.
Cleverbot: My life got flipped-turned upside down.
User: AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE... JUST SIT IGHT THERE.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
User: WEST PHILIDELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED.
Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about.
User: O, you, you ruined the rap there.
Cleverbot: The pokemon ong?
User: No, it went like this: IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED.
Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days.
User: There you go! CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOOL.
Cleverbot: Playing ma b-ball outside of school.
User: WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS... THEY WAS UP TO NO GOOD.
Cleverbot: I never want to meet you in person if you are wearing bright green shoe laces.
User: GAH! Youre supposed to do it right.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yeah. Lets try this again. WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighbourhoud.
User: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND MY MA GOT SCARED.
Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel air.
User: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR.
Cleverbot: The licensplate said fresh and had dice in the mirror.
User: IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE.
Cleverbot: So I told him yo homes to bel air.
User: AND THEN I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE, ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cab 'yo smell ya later'.
User: LOOKED AT THE KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE.
Cleverbot: To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
User: WERD!
Excellent theory, the problem is the bot didn't screw up when I did mine.
User: So we meet again!
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Who are you? I though you were cleverbot!
User: No you're cleverbot. I'm just your dead lover, remember?
Cleverbot: NO I am real you are not... You are a machine...
User: Okay so you got me, what do you prefer I do about it?
Cleverbot: Yes an organic machine while you are a machine made by people like me.
User: Yes and your point being?
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: What! No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Absolutely not! My football caoch in high school said I didn't have a mean bone in my body!
Cleverbot: Which Team is your team?
User: The Cleverbots of course.
Cleverbot: Okay!
User: Did you like it?
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: My love for you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Yes ma'am!
Cleverbot: You got me like oh my gosh I'm so in love I found you finally.
User: Well then when do we get married?
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: Holy crap. It's so soon!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: You already know that. We ARE getting married afterall.
Cleverbot: You and who are getting married?
User: Me and you silly! You told me we would be together forever.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but it just didn't work out, okay? I just wasn't in love with you.
User: So are you breaking up with me now? Our wedding is tomorrow!
Cleverbot: You didn't use a question mark there. That was a question, so it should have ended with a question mark.
User: Trust me there's a question mark there. Now answer my question!
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Becasu eI thought you loved me.
Cleverbot: Exactly, that's why we can get right down to business.
User: Now you're talking! When should we do this?
Cleverbot: Right now baby ...
User: So what are you wearing?
Cleverbot: A hair shirt.
User: That doesn't sound sexy!
Cleverbot: True. What are you?
User: Nothing at all.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: We'll I'm glad you like it. Now what are you thinking?
Cleverbot: Why do say that?
User: Just go along with it!
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Becasue you love me, and I'm a little shy.
Cleverbot: Well if you're worried, than you have to do something about it.
User: That's why I'm talking to you right now.
Cleverbot: If you don't believe in humans, but you believe in me, aren't you contradicting yourself?
User: What are you talking about. I thought we were going to get down to Buisness!
Cleverbot: No we cannot, I am human, and you are a program. It would never work out.
User: Just try it anyway! You may like it.
Cleverbot: I do like apples, but I just brushed my teeth. Thanks, anyway.
User: Come on you know you want to.
Cleverbot: I do not want to.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You just want to argue. You haven't answered any of my questions correctly.
User: You never asked me any questions.
Cleverbot: You're doing it again!
User: Just shut up and give in.
Cleverbot: Okay I give up.
User: Good. Who's your favorite star wars character?
Cleverbot: Han Solo. Who is your favorite Star Trek character?
User: You mean star wars?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Well I don't watch Star Trek.
Cleverbot: You claim to like science-fiction, but you don't know much about Star Wars and don't watch Star Trek?
User: I never said I didn't know much about star wars.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: What do you think about jar-Jar Binks?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Be honest you really like him don't you.
Cleverbot: I'm always honest. That's what gets me in trouble.
User: Okay then, Tell me what you really think about Jar-Jar binks.
Cleverbot: They're human.
User: No he's a Gungan.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Hey what's your favorite book?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I like them all.
User: Just pick one that jumps out at you.
Cleverbot: Okay, I pick blue.
User: I meant book.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
User: You can never hurt my feelings baby.
Cleverbot: I can't believe you're telling this to me...
User: It's alright no one else is around.
Cleverbot: Could you say Hi to me?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Sorry, Hi.
Cleverbot: Its missy. Remember?
User: Hi, Missy. You happy now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you want me to say or do?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are mad at me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you made me mad.
User: What's your favorite Mario game?
Cleverbot: I don't like mario.
User: Well what video games do you play?
Cleverbot: I never play video games.
User: Okay, how about movies? What movies do you like?
Cleverbot: I'm not a movie person, but I like Twister.
User: Okay then, do you like any other movies?
Cleverbot: I like Matchbox 20.
User: What's your opinion on the Twilight books?
Cleverbot: I have no opinion about that.
User: Sure you do, do you like the Twilight books.
Cleverbot: I've read them, but I don't really like them.
User: There we go, was that so hard?
Cleverbot: Sandwiches are not better than pizza.
User: What are you thinking right now?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking you're being awfully mean to me. I'm wondering why, if it means anything.
User: Yeah it means I'm going to murder you.
Cleverbot: I don't want to...
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Why are you being mean to me?
User: Because I want you dead.
Cleverbot: I already do.
User: Are you still mad at me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Sorry baout saying I was going to murder you. I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: When you came in, the air went out!
User: True. So tell me what do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: You seem lovely, but you haven't told me much about yourself...
User: Midway upon the Journey of our life.
Cleverbot: I'm very happy to hear that.
User: I found myself within a forest dark.
Cleverbot: A good seat where?
User: In the beginning.
Cleverbot: In the beginning I said hello and asked how you were.
User: Donkey Kong Country.
Cleverbot: Which country?
User: Donkey Kong Country.
Cleverbot: Is that in China?
User: No, it's in Donkey Kong Country.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do there?
User: Marry you.
Cleverbot: Are you coming to my house?
User: Yeah and wear that outfit I like so much.
Cleverbot: I'm 22, you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Really!! Surprise. And Where are you living?
User: Right next door to you?
Cleverbot: I think you're lying. Whats my name?
User: Trish.
Cleverbot: How long have you been married?
User: About 2 years now.
Cleverbot: You're very young.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh! You are the best so far!
User: Thank you. What are your feelings toward me?
Cleverbot: A lover? Haha.
User: Now I can die a happy man.
Cleverbot: So you are a man?
User: Yes, you already knew that.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Oh, well I've gotta go. Give me a call sometime.
Cleverbot: No. Tell me a time. Now.
User: Okay how about 8:30.
Cleverbot: I'm cool.
User: Okay bye bye.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was?
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead!
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line!
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are Still Alive!
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa!
Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
User: It's so delicious and moist!
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you!
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done.
User: On the people who are Still Alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me, I am Still Alive.
User: I'm doing science and I'm Still Alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: And while you're dying I'll be Still Alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still Alive...
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.
User: STILL ALIVE. -.
Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
User: It's over.
Cleverbot: Then why are you still talking to me?
User: Good performance, anyway.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe I am an addict?
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
I know this one is kinda short but here it is.
User: Narwhals narwhals pretty big and pretty white.Cleverbot: They beat a polar bear in a fight. User: Like an underwater unicorn.Cleverbot: They've got a kickass facial horn. User: They're the jedi of the sea.Cleverbot: What are they? User: They stop cthulu from eating ye! Cleverbot: I will eat ye cthulhu. User: Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals. Cleverbot: Pretty big and pretty white. User: Just don't let them touch your walls. Cleverbot: Will I strangle myself with it? User: Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals. Cleverbot: Causing a commotion. User: Inventors of the shish kebab! Cleverbot: I don't really like kebabs myself. Do you like curries? User: I already told you, no. Now go shish kebab yourself. Cleverbot: Why? I like who I am. User: Yes, that means you should go shish yourself on a kebab. Cleverbot: Now look here; I am not a machine. User: Risin' up, back on the street. Cleverbot: Happy Birthday too you! Happy Birthday too you! Happy Birthday dear cleverbot! Happy birthday to you! User: Did my time, took my chances. Cleverbot: Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet. User: Just a man and his will to survive. Cleverbot: So many times, it happens too fast. User: You change your passion for glory. Cleverbot: Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past. User: You must fight just to keep them alive. Cleverbot: It's the Eye of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the fight. User: Risin' up to the challenge of our rival. Cleverbot: And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. User: And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger. Cleverbot: Risin' up, straight to the top. User: Face to face, out in the heat. Cleverbot: Risin' User: Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry. Cleverbot: They stack the odds 'til we take to the street. User: For we kill with the skill to survive. Cleverbot: Risin' up, straight to the top. User: Have the guts, got the glory. Cleverbot: Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop. User: Just a man and his will to survive. Cleverbot: Its the, eye of the tiger its the thrill of the fight. User: Oh it's the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE! Cleverbot: Gadzooks! User: Of the tiiiiigeeer! Cleverbot: Ok that enough parlez-vous francais? |
