JUS LINE UP --- SO I CAN KUDOS ALL OF YOU!
Don't think I wont? I'm unemployed, have no car and my wife spends half her time at college or work. THIS FORUM IS MY REALITY! X_______________o;
*Weeps softly*
Poor Craig! I'd give you some kudos just out of sympathy having heard that, but I think I've donated you a kudo already & the MoFo won't let me donate to people more than once!
d'awwwww poor craig
*hands a cookie*
*Petpet*
How is the ol' ball and chain? ;3
*sniffle* They took my kudos button... 
Otherwise, I'd be helping Craig.
I'd love to give you a kudos, Craig, but I can't find the button.
*gives you another cookie*
I'd love to give you a kudos, Craig, but I can't find the button.
*gives you another cookie*
I believe Kudoing abilities were taken away because of CT's unnecessary spam brigade of them.
So basically its the "because one person did it, now you all must suffer" ordeal.
Also, you can give Craig Kudos directly by going to his profile. 😮 Which I just did.
Wait, what? I came in here on the understanding that Craig would be giving US Kudos, not the other way around.
...
Though... I'd rather have a Twix.
PSX is correct with his assumption. But recieves no twix. Because I love Twix too much to give them up willingly.
But I died...
Don't think I wont? I'm unemployed, have no car
And yet, you have a wife. O_o
The main reason he doesn't have a job is because of US immigration laws 
I presume not having a car is just an extension of the lack of a job
That and he can't drive, THS. Mind you, nor can I so he isn't alone there.
If we ban ct can we have kudos back?
Don't think I wont? I'm unemployed, have no car and my wife spends half her time at college or work. THIS FORUM IS MY REALITY! X_______________o;
just this forum? i'm hurt, mr. bayfield.
I think man would still be a creature that fears the dark.
He doesn't face that fear,
he averts his eyes from it and acts as if he never had any memories of his history.
But 4 years can be both a short time, and yet, a long time.
Man's fear has withered, and even time tries to wither the desire to know the truth.
Is it a crime to try and search for the truth?
Is it a sin to search for those things which you fear?
My purpose in this world is knowledge, and the dissemination of it.
And it is I who is to restore the fruits of my labors to the entire world.
Fear- it is something vital to us puny creatures.
The instant man stops fearing is the instant the species will reach a dead end,
only to sink to pitiable lows, only to sit and wait apathetically for extinction.
Wake up! Don't be afraid of knowledge!
Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existence has no value.
Think, you humans who are split into two worlds-
unless you want the gulf between humans to expand into oblivion, you must think!"
~ Kitty
in b4 giant robots wreck the forums
;__; **hug** Poor Kitty! I'll keep you company since it seems your freaking wife won't.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
My wife doesn't understand me! She's all "Kiiiiiiiitty!" and I'm all like "Whaaaat" and she's all like *PUSHES HER HUSBAND DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS SO I CAN CUDDLE HIM AND KISS HIM BETTER* and I'm all ;____; and she's all ^_______^
You guys GET me.
Seriously?! **hug** You so don't deserve that sort of crap! You're better than that. Well, just remember you're always welcome here, mmkay?
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
*Hugs Sagey tightly* You may not know this, but I have a big fat crush on you, Sagey. Wanna make out in the forum while my wife is distracted by her laptop?
THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE o_o
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
*ditches his dreams and makes a snow angel* =D
*Hugs Sagey tightly* You may not know this, but I have a big fat crush on you, Sagey. Wanna make out in the forum while my wife is distracted by her laptop?
*Hugs Sagey tightly* You may not know this, but I have a big fat crush on you, Sagey.
but I have a big fat crush on you, Sagey.
fat... Sagey.
:O
;___; SO THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHILE I AM SLAVING AWAY OVER BOOKS AND UNGRATEFUL GUESTS AT WORK AND SCHOOL. YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ON AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE BOARD.
I.... I think I'm going to cry.... I... I can't... no... but.....
**baaaawls**
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
BAAAWLIN'
It's okay. Life doesn't get TOO much worse. Right, guys?
So cheer up! =D
IT'S GOT GINSENG AND GUARANA
Don't you pull that tear jerking stuff on me, woman! I know the moment I let my guard down you'll push me down a flight of stairs, just ask imaginary wheelchair cripple boy! OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T! YOU PUSHED HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND HE CAN'T TALK!
You fail at everything, FOREVER.
I have a job and a car.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
I have a job and a car.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
*fills up your olive garden with british customers who don't tip*
This is beautiful. XDXDXD
Yeah... well...
I have more money than you do.
...and weigh significantly less than you do...
...and... uh... don't spend hours of my life getting beaten up by Gary Oak.
...heh...
*Crawls in his skin and waits for wounds to heal ;.;*
I still have a job :3
As for the weight issue, you already called me fat so nothing you say can really hurt me any worse than that. As for Gary, his self esteem is so low that I LET him win for hours on end because otherwise he'd throw himself in front of a runaway steamroller or something. Poor guy...
(also, Creo - I've signed every single post of mine with my username since my debut in 2002 :p )
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
BULLCRAP! Gary Oak has a ferrari and cheerleaders at the age of 12, you've got nothing on him. What's your car, huh? A Hyundai. His car would transform into Judd Nelson and eat you, then he'd pick up that runaway steamroller and throw it on you and say WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
You just suck at Puzzle League.
edit: nevermind!
Says the person who STILL loses hardcore when I handicap myself from using any combos and chains.
Seriously. You can insult me all you want, but you leave Stormy alone. She did nothing to hurt or insult you, only transport you from one place to another. You SIT INSIDE HER TWIDDLING YOUR THUMBS AND TAKE POTSHOTS AT HER WHILE SHE'S DEFENSELESS AND VULNERABLE.
GEE, KITTY. WHAT DOES THIS SOUND LIKE.
**cries some more**
EDIT: ....I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. I mean the... posting... and the... potshots... and the.... SHUT UP AND STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH! MY PINKY HURTS FROM TYPING IN ALL CAPS. **whimper**
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
She meant it.
Because she's a bad person.
;__; screw this, I'm going back to work where the people at least tell me to my face that I'm a nice person before they stiff me in tips.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
FINE! Go to your pesky job and leave me alone with my forum. At least I get the love and respect I deserve here.
*Runs away flailing arms and crying dramatically*
o.o Oh dear...
*backs out of topic very slowly*
what the hell did i just miss
p0rn
Marital affairs. 
*surreptitiously takes back the toaster he sent as a wedding present*
Bahahaha you two rock XD
XD
Wow. Where's Jerry Springer when you need him?
I make a motion this thread be archived.
...
Did they get divorced yet?
Stair! That's not nice! D:
*shakes head and walks out of thread again*
