Real? What is this... real?
There you have it. :p
Here's a clue: Real is not made-up. :p
*giggles* youre making me horny
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*giggles* youre making me horny
*Suddenly thinks: SAILOR NUDITY*
Don't summon her... without my restraints, I'm powerless against her. Remember what happened the last time she smiled and winked at the lackey?! SAILOR UPRISING!
I don't want to be a part of that again. Please, either keep her hidden or pin me down so I cannot betray the forum!
Sorry Craig, but it is a bit too late!
Sailor Nudity was present in the chat room last night, so begins the next phase of the sailorness.
*Hums Captain Pugwash theme*
o.o
*pokes Sailor Nudity*
Sailor Nudity is now just a generic product of torture for people who can't handle nudity.
And stuff.
Oh jeeze.
"And stuff"?
What...."stuff"? o_o;;
You know stuff, Cooki. It now comes on a can.
They are a mixture of the COBRA unit (from MGS3) and the Sailor Scouts (obviously)
They say fire beats fire... So... To be safe.
*strips*
HA! NOW SAILOR NUDITY HAS MET A FORCE SHE CANNOT BEAT!
o.o;
Ok, my eyes, I'm ripping them out and selling them on Ebay, you've burned my retinas *Stumbles around, now blind*
I know how to get people horny...
*releases Live Nude Robotnik*
Ha! Beat that for scum-full-ness!!
...wow. You're right. You DO know how to make people horny! Take me now, you beast of a woman!
*Sarcasm detectors across the land explode*
*places a sarcasm detector in Craig's head. Both explode*
Die, sucker! DIE! DIE!
*loses it gracefully*
I love it when you play rough with me, babe 
I'm almost tempted to do something uncalled for just to get Harley off Craig's business, though it would seem he's handling it okay as it is...
I've still got that sprite picture where I stab you in the back with Eon's sword, you know. I could post it at any moment.
OHNOS! Anything but that, Harley! You know how much fear and terror I suffer whenever you polish your ego by shining out another one of your random killing comics, I can't bear the thought of you thinking anyone cares about them!
^___^
hehe, ok, I'll stop being mean. Let's kiss and make up
Weeeell... Okay, lets.
*Kisses Craig on the cheek and gives him a hug*
There, we've made up, and I'm not temporarily poisonous either.
*Hugs back* It's over!
*Runs to the window* IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! *Dances a little jig* YEEES! No longer shall Lackey and Sex/Corruption-Spreader be bickering constantly! A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN ON CYBERTRON
UNTIL ALL ARE ONE!!! (How does that work out anywa... ARGH! MY BRAIN!)
...
Same time tomorrow, Harl?
lol u guys are funny
They make a cute couple. =)
OMG they do. Let's get the cake.
Hmm, a wedding already? Seems like we're getting ahead of ourselves.
It could work with a little luck, maybe.
I will never wed. Unless it is to the one I truly love, and even then, it'll be a cold feet'y wedding because the idea of all the other women would draw me away <3 <3
I'm male scum. Leave me be!
Don't make me sic Sailor Nudity on you, Craig. o.-
My heart says no, but my hips cry proceed! 
Wes, I was drawn to the link on your sig that says: Foxy Grandpa and decided to click on it.
Turns out to be a good little site.
Thank you. =O It's my pretty little interportal that hasn't had a real update in forever.
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I will never wed. Unless it is to the one I truly love, and even then, it'll be a cold feet'y wedding because the idea of all the other women would draw me away <3 <3
Oh, I'm sure Harley will be disappointed when she hears the news.
@ Shin!!!
Oh- you're welcome, Wes.
I'm planning of marrying Cameron Diaz sometime... Or anyone with a lot of money with good looks. o.o
I heard that, Shin. I hear all! I always hear when someone says something about me.
What's there to be disappointed about? I am the one Craig truely loves. Thusly he must marry me.
I see a sitcom brewing!
I shall call it THE LOVE TRIANGLE! it shall involve much sarcasm and innuendo and have David Schwimmer as the neurotic neighbour, because alliteration kicks arse.
And Samuel L Jackson for being Craig's Granpa (even though he's black o.o)! I can be the random annoying guy who eat's all the food in the apartment! And I could have a random pet monkey! Oh wait.. David Schwimmer already has one...
By the way, Harley. My comment was sarcasm, hence the winking emoticon. You really aren't good at picking up that up. ^.~
I'm going to love this show, it hasn't even aired yet but the sarcasm has already begun!
I'm planning of marrying Cameron Diaz sometime... Or anyone with a lot of money with good looks. o.o
YU WANT 2 MARY DUKFAEC??!/1/1/
Yay! A sitcom!!
I shall be the Grandma who spanks everyone with a spanner!!!
omg u can spank me 😉
*spanks wes very, VERY hard*
Hope that was enough!
o.o
Well MoFo isn't a word, it's a curse shorted from the words Mother and *ahem*
Jin was the first to coin the phrase and it STUCK.
*spanks wes very, VERY hard*
Hope that was enough!
It was. 😀
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