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I hid the peanut butter from my sister today.
Don't worry, she asked me to so that she wouldn't eat it all in two hours. xx;
I love peanut butter. I love how gorgeously sticky and peanutty and butterry it is. But my mum hardly ever buys it, because it's so fattening.
*sighs*
Nnnnnngh...
I mean, isn't Jif a sort of washing up liquid?
I can't eat that, even if it does taste like peanut butter.
Don't eat it. Hide it!
FOR JOY!!!
Jif is now Cif.
*Shakes fist at damn product renaming*
*Eats peanut butter*
Noo nooooo NOOOOOO!!!
STEP AWAY FROM THE PEANUT BUTTER!!
*grab*
It's mine. o.o
Craig, you're being mean to me again. Please stop being mean or I'll start crying.
Always picking out those occasional times when I'm a hypocrite...
Speaking of funny names across the pond, Cillit Bang arrived over here. 'Tis called "Easy Off Bam". Doesn't go quite as well with a drum beat.
Poor Harley... *hugs* I LOVE YOU ALL!!! LOVE FOR ALL!!!
OMG look at the penny!!!!!!!11111
Bang and the dirt is gone!
I saw that on the adverts!
They did that to a t-shirt as well, didn't they?
ohnoes commercials!
I love the Cilit Bang advert! 
I can't watch it without keeling over in laughter.
And, for anyone who didn't get my "FOR JOY!" jokes, listen the ytmnd I linked to 
I love the Cilit Bang advert!
Let's not forget about oxy-clean!
......Hodgeheg was permabanned, wasn't her? oO
*has never used Oxy-Clean*
Apparently not. I think it was a 1 month ban and he reincarnated as Jaffa the Incredible *Glomps him*
Ooooh. Ok.
.......*glomps someone too....just not Mr. Jaffy Taffy* :p
I like the Cillit Bang commercial too, Craig, but come on: EASY OFF BAM. That's a pathetic name...
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......Hodgeheg was permabanned, wasn't her? oO
I'm female? o.o
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I think it was a 1 month ban
Six month, actually... I was suprised they even bothered to let me back on.
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he reincarnated as Jaffa the Incredible *Glomps him*
Thankie, my Craigums! I must go to the Olympics! With various people from the MF! And bring Craig and many others!
I'll be the swimmer. o.o
I'll be the err...err comentator!!
Yo, I'll be the long jump person!
I'll...Watch. o.o
You do that......lol...
I'll... BOUNCE ON MY POGO STICK WITH AN EGG AND SPOON!
Then get pulled over by security 🙁
Um.....okay....lollololololol....
I'll be the guy who ignores you all!
...except swimming Cooki. That might be interesting, for more reasons than one... :3
You're REALLY weird.
I shall do the javelin.
*Throws the javelin, which hits Shadow Hog because he ignored us*
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*Throws the javelin, which hits Shadow Hog because he ignored us*
Phew.... SH lived!
Announcer: NOW CRESOTE IS ON THE RIFLE RANGE!
And it loof's like I've got the javlin....hm....maybe I'll aim for jaffa...
Oh noes, Mr Creosote has replaced the shot with a hand grenade.
OH NOES! He just lobbed it into the swimming pool!!
BOOM
I'm taking bets on who'll be the one to make me PARADOX during Cooki's race.
Odds on favourite is Shadow Hog at the mo, but it's anyone's game.
How about you PARADOX in a church?
STAINED GLASS WINDOWS! WAHAHAHA!
I shall aiso be judge. At seeing a hand grenade I blow cresote away with a AK-37.
Must...stop...chaos X...
Now i shall blow up AJE with a tank.
Sorry, Craig, but I'm still kinda recovering from a javelin injury. Maybe another time.
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Sorry, Craig, but I'm still kinda recovering from a javelin injury.
And don't forget that bullet wound. Oh wait, it hasn't happened yet? I mean... Of course not... *eyes shifty*
*stops Chaos X*
There. That was easy! 😀
Now I shall mow AJE and Jaffa with a machine gun.
Stop it. Violence isn't the answer! :O
Yes it is. What type of sick, twisted reality are you living in, Shadow Hog?!?/1/
Interactive Fiction, obviously.
Off subject, but your signature still has the ability to hypnotise me.
You are a lyer, SH! For the poor, poor SNES controler in your sig is being beaten up! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
NO THEY WON'T
