Right. Why did you make a sailor alt? :p
Why? Mostly because I'm an attention whore.
Oh....ok.
*ravish* >:p
*gets banned for x-rated action* oo;;;
*hugs Cooki* Don't leave me! Or else Wesu gets it *points a banana at Wesu*
Cooki. It's spelled b-e-a-n-e-d. Not b-a-n-n-e-d. Get it right, you'll make people think we booted you or something.
Oh yes, right. Beaned.
*is attacked by Mexican jumping beans* xx;;
*Hurls beans randomly*
Now you might think beans are harmless. But I serve them in a very special way - still canned.
*beans some more*
Beans, beans, good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart!
Then...
Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot!
Beans, beans, canned, frozen or fried,
Since they went off, I've always tried,
To put them in a sock and slam
Them on other's heads who always spam.
....Meh.
I don't like beans. Especially canned ones.
*dodge*
Don't worry, Cooki. I don't like beans either. 🙂
I love you. Come here. 
:">
No. Make me. :p
Craig Bayfield (2:27 pm): Hmm... Cooki's rear is especially soft today Ooo! drink! *GULP*
YOU BASTARD HSW!
You posted that without context! This greatly offends me }:O
N.nnn
Welcome to my world, Craig.
Na, your world is making a silly billy of yourself to *cause* people to take things out of context for hilarity value.
That right there was just a random C&P from the chat, which without knowing what goes before it is pretty damn funny.
Craig had jumped out of a window and landed on Cooki's rear.
... No it doesn't really make it better does it? ^_^
You old sex maniacs, you.
Hmmm... was it a soft landing?
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You old sex maniacs, you.
This ironic statement coming from our sex and corruption spreader!
True, true... Maybe I'll change that signature noticably.
I encourage your minds to become encrusted with filth!
I'd never be the guttermind I am today, without your educational interludes on breastfeeding Harl. That's the kind of sex and corruption money can't buy.
Now where's the army of men with errections in your latest RP?
Hey, it was either Lighthead or Rico who thought that one up. I never said it, ever. Saying that I want an army of men with erections is about as true as saying that I want to get naked with you.
Euurgh...
I mean, I'm sure there's lots of people who do want to get naked with you, but they don't include me.
Bloody good thing I'm frigid then! ^_^ I'd hate to have to pick one over all the competition! 
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I mean, I'm sure there's lots of people who do want to get naked with you, but they don't include me.
I'll get naked with you BOTH.
So would Sally.
OHEMGEE! That greatly offends me }:O
Blame Archie, they drew that.
Oh god, softcore Sally porn!
...
But you were the one who did link it. }:O
What does porn mean? I couldn't find it at dictionary.com
When I found this, it made me laugh.
You know when you've been pwned!
Pound away, Tails. Pound away.
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LET'S ALL SLIT OUR WRISTS TO REMEMBER THIS OCCASION!
Good Lord. This thing is still here?
COOKI'S LEGACY CAN NEVER DIE.
*cough*
Until Craig lands on her too many times...
Speaking of naked Sally...
...Nicole's pretty good-looking as far as furries go.
Sure, but if you could use the almighty powers of bad writing and deus ex machina to conjure a physical form with no real explination, you wouldn't want it to be ugly would you?
OMG! FEMALE DISEMPOWERMENT!
Out of morbid curiosity, is that form going to recur more often or was it a one-time thing?
...I wouldn't mind to see some more fan art of her. o.o
Na, it was one of those psuedo character building one shots where everything goes back to normal and no one learns anything. Nicole states at the end of the issue that she doesn't have the power to maintain it after Sally tells her to stay and join the Freedom Fighters (WHO WERE DISBANDED 50 ISSUES AGO GEDDAMN IT!!! MAX CALLED AN END TO THAT GAME!) and then she fades away while they're star gazing.
Touching? Perhaps.
Relevant? No way!
Well, at least if she's ever going to come back, she has an good-looking form to come back to. Not to imply she should come back or...
Dear God I'm obsessed. I should probably go play DOOM or something.
She is pretty good looking.
We need more Nicole! o.o
*stare* o.o;;
That's one MAGICAL character design. It turns people into furries and lesbians. Or lesbian furries.
*Backs away before he's caught too*
Ah well.
*goes and....does something.....to someone*
(smacks, whaps, slams, slaps, kicks, punches, bombs, nukes, stings, pows, booms, bangs, bams, crashes, slashes, masticates, chews, and expostulates Craig)
Now now, if Craig doesn't think Nicole is hot, then that's fine and dandy and you don't have to smack, whap, slam, slap, kick, punch, bomb, nuke, sting, pow, boom, bang, bam, crash, slash, masticate, chew, and/or expostulate him for that remark.
Harley's gonna get jealous that you're tenderising her bit of man-meat without her to scream YOU BASTARD! first.
*Adds to notebook that I have two violently obsessive stalkers now*
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