I am not a stalker!

(turns around)

Okay boys and girls, the Wild Craig has now learned of our presence. It's now our job to evade his notice until he becomes peaceful. And despite popular claims, Craig Bayfield is not really Craig David.

*throws a stick at the Craig's head*

OH MY GOD!

(GONE)

...that is the most disturbing picture I've seen all week...

*Shudders at the marvels humanity has created since discovering Photoshop*

That picture reminds me of every baby that Acrio has eaten thus far.

Only....bigger. o_O

I'm so wondering what that picture originally was.

It was probably a severed hand.

The guy...he ate a human...

AIE!

You say it like that's a bad thing.

After all, I eat people all the time. Newbies, to be sure, but they're still people!

.....

*eats you* >:p

You should know better!

(kicks the stomach wall, causing Cookie to vomit him out...as well as a heart, a lung, both kidneys, her appendix, her bottom ribs, and a goovomerix)

Whew...

(sets Papirini on fire) BURN PAPER QUEEN! >:D

Sorry. I've been covered with a flame-retardant skin since our last encounter.

F00LZUR! >:D

Problem is, these aren't regular flames. They're flames made by the most unholy beast man has ever known...

BEWARE THE FLAMES OF THE VIKING KITTIES!

ZOT!

Quote:

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her appendix,

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Thank God I got rid of mine long a go...

HERESY!

(smites you with a toothpick)

Viking kitties? Bah. I mock the Viking kitties.

Now, Darkury, on the other hand, can kill you with her unsettling beauty, her legion of MoFo followers and her icepick sword.

Watch out. 😀

Very well...MOCK THIS!

Yes! Beware B-Meowmeow Bombers! Watch as they target your head with precision!

Omg, I can't stop giggling at that picture! XD

Oh no! They are pooping in a giant field of kitty litter!

I'm so scared. :p

And it's YOUR job to clean it up. >:)

I'm transfering it to you, soldier.

Gte to work. >:p

Sorry. Too young to be a soldier.

YOINK! (runs)

*US runs into a wall*

In my spam topic, you're old enough. 🙂

You're not the boss of me! (throws an Eggo waffle at her before running into the wall...and breaking through it, leaving a comical hole)

*US runs into another wall*

Foolish mortal. :3

Very well then. I have no choice then.

(breaks the fourth wall, creating a vortex capable of shattering the space-time continuum...and in doing so, runs over Cookirini)

FOURTH WALL!! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!

TOO LATE!

(also breaks the fifth wall)

SOMEONE SAVE WALLS 6 THROUGH 7483748374982748923748932

(smashes walls 6 through 7483748374982748923748933)

MWAHAHA!

Dude, I didn't even know that there was that many walls existing.

...

Well, they aren't now. *shrug*

Nega X, Master of Chaos, eh?

Sic em'!

(unleashes the wrath of Adrian Monk, Master of Order upon Nega)

*hits Ultra on the head with a corndog* I assult you with this buttery so-called "breaded meat product".

Please don't sue.

(sues anyway)

I HAVE FURY!

WHAT U MEEN BY THIS

I MEAN THAT ANGER IS FULL OF PROTEIN! HOLY MINERALS!

WOT U MEAN BY THIS ALSO

WHAT YOU SAY? YOU THE ONE WHO SAY IT.

*ties Ultra to a tree*
Now... *stabs Ultra in the groin with a knife*
I've always needed to do that to someone ever SN did it to me... What a stress releif

(blinks)

Uh...I'm wearing a cup.

As opposed to a bucket? :p

Fools, you cannot protect yourself from the awesome power of... The Knife!

No, not The Knife... of Cutting Butter!

That's hot.

That's Luke.

That looks yummy. o_o