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(@Anonymous)
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*crawls out of Darkest Light's mouth... pulls Ultra all alive and new out of Cooki's mouth*

o.o

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ooh. Nifty. YAY!

(trips)

Uh oh.

(smashes into ground)

Ow. X_X

(dies)

NOT AGAIN!

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Darn, the randomness has gone from nonsensical to completely irrational and pointless o.o

*just stares, in total shock and horror*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Isn't that the point?

(keelhauls Craig)

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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No. No it's not.

While back, there was a sense of humour behind the randomness. Now suddenly I look at this thread and don't see fun, I just see people doing nonsensical things. Kind of drains to see pointless acts of randomness with no punchline.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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...now you just drained the fun out of everything. ;.;

(cries)

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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My work here is done. I must go now, my planet needs me.

*scrolls off page*

On his way backto his home planet, Craig died.

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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=(((

 
(@shinobi-of-wind)
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Ultra Sonic 007
Because I Said So
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(8/2/05 10:13 am)
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I just thought that scooterpost meshed well with his custom title.

...

You may now carry on with your discussion.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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LMFAO!!!

Irony'd :D

Nice one, Asuka-Chan.

 
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*gouges out the eyes of someone who can see random postcounts and puts them in his own head*

 
(@shinobi-of-wind)
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I aim to please Craig. ^.~

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*gouges out the eyes of someone who can see random postcounts and puts them in his own head*


That's kinky.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Don't wink at me you angst driven little puppet! I'm still not on good terms with you, after you killed the cool dude from the ORB navy; destroyed the Freedom and stabbed Athrun and Meyrin's GouF in the side of the cockpit.

YOU'RE A MENACE! *PUNCH*

 
(@cookirini)
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*just happens to be in the way, getting her brekky from the mircowave, and once her face connects with Craig's fist, is sent TO THE MOON!* x____x

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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NOOOOO!!!

I have to save her, someone make me paradox, quick. I'll punch her back and then try to paradox on the moon!

 
(@Anonymous)
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OH MASSA CRAIG *is shining his shoes*

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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AAARRRRGH!!!!

PARADOX!!!!!

*Dives out of window*

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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OLIOLIOLIOOOOOO

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Neat! Random postcounts!

Though I preferred the weird notes and the bouncing chickens and stuff.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Actually Craig, if you want a paradox, simply kill Ocelot in MGS3.

YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!

(yells at the moon) Say hi to Queen Serenity for me Cookie! Oh wait, you can't...she be dead. o.o

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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simply kill Ocelot in MGS3.


Yeah, but you have to FIND him first.
Just take a fake death pill!
(or lol @ the over dose of penzitimin in Decline 3)

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Eh, just shoot him or slice him open whilst he's unconscious after beating him the first time at the burned down building.

IT SLICES! IT DICES! IT SNEAKS INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND STEALS YOUR FOOD!

Introducing...NAKED SNAKE!

Crowd: Oooh....aaaaah... O.O

Also for sale, SOLID SNAKE!

Crowd: Aaaah! ^.^

And for a limited time, you also get LIQUID SNAKE.

Crowd: Eeeew... >.<

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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What about Gas Snake?

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Somewhere, in the depths of the White House, George Sears is wiping a single tear.

Poor black sheep of the family, no one remembers him.

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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PLASMA SNAKE

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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I think that's going to be in the-

'OMINOUS VOICE MODE ACTIVATED'

SPIN-OFF KNOWN AS: METAL GEAR SOLID XTREME.

'OMINOUS VOICE MODE DEACTIVATED'

Now complete with skateboarding, BMXing, motocross, and cutscenes of Snake at Scores!

Brought to you by Happy Time Lemonade.*

*Lemonade not made with real lemons.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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From what I've seen of MGS4, it wouldn't suprise me if Kojima snuck an abundance of the letter X in there. EVERYONE is wearing an exoskeleton!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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And if Hideo does it, you KNOW it's cool!

Soon...MOBIUS FORUM X.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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And if Hideo does it, you KNOW it's cool!

Metal. Gear. Solid. 2.

>.>

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Perhaps I should've put in the sarcasm tag. 😛

And FYI, Raiden was actually very popular in Japan. And not the Raiden from Japanese mythology (I'm sure he has his own clique) or the Raiden from Mortal Kombat (replacing C with K = AWESOME!!!1!), but the silver-haired guy who sparkled in the MGS4 trailer.

Brought to you by Happy Time Chocolate.*

*Chocolate is PEOPLE!!!

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Metal. Gear. Solid. 2.


MGS2 WAS cool, Craig!

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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I spam in your topic with new avatar and sig!

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Contra in Castlevania.

Does that mean Alucard's in Contra III? That the Belmonts are secret characters in Alien Wars? And what's with the afro guy in your avatar. Bobobo-bo Bobobo is MUCH better. And he has super nose hair kung-fu action too boot!

BORING. Next post!

The above confused rant was brought to you by Happy Time Cola.*

*Cola will suck away your happiness!

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Pfft. Bob Ross could paint happy trees right over ANY karate freak.

Do not badmouth Bob Ross. He > j00! He >>>>>>>>>>>>> j00! JOY OF PAINTING 4EVA

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Hmm. He 'arrows' me? Or do you mean, he 'eats' me?

Fine then.

Plankton > Anchovies

Anchovies > Pirahna

Pirahan > Man

Man > Cannibalistic Man

Cannibalistic Man > Aries

Aries > God-Moding RPer

And then the God-Moding RPer accidentally destroyed everything. THE END.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Wrong way around, Ultra.

If you remember highschool maths you should know > is equations speak for "More than"

So Craig > Ultra translates as Craig (is better than) Ultra.

Which coincidentally is true.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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True.

But this is the Mobius Forum. Messing with the rules of reality is commonplace! Math is no exception.

Therefore, I JUST ATE YOU. >:D

What lies in my stomach? Tune in next time. Next up, Will & Grace-

(turns TV off)

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Nope. No. I reject your above statement, for it was false and filled with much jealousy and bitterness. I'm still better than you, oh yes I am! :D

 
(@cookirini)
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Bob Ross owns you all.

That is the one true fact.

Exit, stage left! 😀

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Exit, stage left!

1981 Live Album release with 12 tracks taken from the UK leg of the Moving Pictures tour, mastered to a state that the crowd noise is alienated and distant; it is generally viewed as the worst quality of the 5 live releases, however many view it as best in performance. Memorable performances of Closer to the Heart, A Passage to Bangkok and La Villa Strangiato have labelled this album a must have for any Rush fan, and a 3 minute drum solo seemlessly spliced into the middle of the instrumental hit, YYZ, makes this an unforgettable experience.

A video was also released, which was regretably poor in quality and content, with interviews overlapping the intro of some songs, and no real form or structure taken. A DVD release will appear in shelves 10 months from now and is anticipated to be a much improved version.

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Cooki, you better make your avatar smaller before the admins go after you, foo'

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Okies, that's enough of that Jaf. You're no mod yet. Let them do the ordering. You can only stick to the nagging and subliminal s-

I mean No! You're supposed to trust the staff to do their jobs! ^_^

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Craig, your post count has too many digits. I may have to remove it.

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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Oh Hodgey, Hodgey, Hodgey. Nothing makes Howlin' Mad, MORE MAD than Post Counts.

Now get your whiney behind back in the fridge and pull out some PiE!

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Me and Rico were hiding you from this (Rico got himself a new account a little while a go for this)
But the truth must come out...
It was fun having you aboard, I guess

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Somehow I doubt that, anyway. Rico's American, if he made an eBay account wouldn't it be sold in USD? That and the font for "Rico Underwood" is different from other auctions' sellers' names.

BOB ROSS IS NOT AMUSED

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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BOB ROSS IS NOT AMUSED


SHADOW HOG IS THE RUINER OF FUN

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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LMFAO!!!!

That's AWESOME! Between that and the Emo pic, I am laughing my dang butt off.

Is this sort of thing going to happen every time I post a new pic, because it's the annual company party at the office tonight and there'll be cameras. Many many cameras >>;

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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You mean you're not gonna avoid it again like I would? AGAIN?!

What's wrong with you?! Drop this sociable act!

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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I want to avoid it, Ziggles, I do. But it's more or less mandatory. We have the company sleuth Maggie on the case, she finds every sorry piece of scum who tries to ditch and hounds them down like a woman possessed.

So if I'm going. I'm taking my camera, and I'm going to do my thing. Boat trips are nice when you have a Nikon.

 
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