Best of luck... o.o
PLEASE! I am Ugloff! I do not need luck!
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PLEASE! I am Ugloff! I do not need luck!
Do you wish for any free beverages on me, Mr Bayfield? I'll pay
I'll see your Ugloff and raise you a World of Warcraft Lvl.54 dwarf. (dances)
YOU *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP*ER *BLEEP*ER!!!! YOU STOLE MY *BLEEP*ING CLOUDSONG!!!!
...class, meet the Craigitus Bleepitus.
Craigitus Bleepitus: YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAH, YOU *BLEEP*IN' *BLEEP*!
Silly Craig, censors are for TV shows! ![:]](https://www.lighthead.net/misc/mofo/smilies/biggrinshaded.gif)
Nice Samanfur impression 
*Isn't getting Lackey treats tonight 
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Ooh. Since when did Samanfur have a whipping boy? O.o?
(sets up a webcam)
Of course not, we've moved up that event to right this second to make time for the SPECIAL EVENT tonight.
Speshul event? o.o
(chibifies himself and sneaks into Craig's pocket) Ooh. His wallet!
Wait, SPECIAL event? o.o
And Ultra, the answer is "a few years, now" I'm Lackey of the Mofo, but Sam is the Queen so she's the highest authority.
And I don't own a wallet.
But Dubzie owns the Icky Stick!
But he's retired...so who owns the Icky Stick? Dubs? But what if the forum goes boom?
(dies from too much thinking)
...by the way, since you're the Lackey...I'LL BE THE LACKEY'S LACKEY!
It involves a cow, a Sega Saturn, and lots of celery. I think.
FYI Shadow Hog, I'll see your Bob Ross and raise you Boss Hogg.
New millenium version is also available for 10 more dollars.
No. Ultra. No.
No. Seriously, man. No. Don't even joke about this kind of thing.
The game has changed, the rules are different, the world you left has moved on. Don't just jump on the trolley without learning the rules.
The Lackey is the lowest of the low, there is NO ONE below The Lackey, EVER! He cannot give orders, because that would put him above someone. If The Lackey isn't the bottom of the list it causes the universe to tear apart, which creates a Donnie Darko styled tangent universe, of which I have to dive through a window to destroy the old universe and into the new, unshattered one which was just the way it was before the paradox destroyed everything.
I appear, in the new world, about a metre above Cookirini's head.
Hey Craig, you enjoy being a lackey, right? Well I think you should slap the band "The Others" for making a song called "Lackey" and sung about how CRAP it is being one
They're now on the list, Igor, The Cheat and LEGENDARY LACKEY!!!! will hear about this.
I might bring Alfred, Baldrick and the rest of the 10 with me for back-up.
And you're so silly. The universe tearing apart? BO-RING. It's been done so many times before that it's not even funny!
(goes off to apply for the position of Lackey's Lackey)
TRY AND STOP ME! 
Why would I need to? You can't. It's impossible. It'll cause paradox, which will reverse on itself.
Find your own schtick, you damn leach *Kicks you in the groin*
...
Now that...was uncalled for. X_x;
(falls down)
I'M TELLING ON SAM! >.<;;;
WAAAA!!!!
Lackey's a good boy, very good, best there is, never does anything bad, nope, good boy, good boy, no trouble here, no sir-ee, Smeagol likes tricksie hobbitsis, stoles the precious, Doc stole my bike, killsishimiwill musn't tell Sam it musn't!
*Froths and collapses*
O.O;
(ignoring pain from groin, stands up)
>.<;
(stares at Craig's twitching body)
...
(pokes Craig with a stick)
*Wonders what Sam would say in this situation...*
READ THE RULES YOU SMARMY LITTLE GIT OR I'LL EAT YOUR HEAD AND DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
Perhap....?
Nah!
Huh. It sounds like Engrish.
Something Japan usually uses...but English-speaking comic makers using Engrish-like phrases. Spooky.
(continues poking Craig with a stick)
(sees Sam)
...
(runs away) DON'T KILL ME! O____O;
I will hunt you down for that Ultra! CRAIG IS MY LACKEY! Watch the Power of the Admin!
....
Any second know you will witness it!
.......
Or not >>
*Back to Jaffa*
AH! RUN! BEFORE CRAIG KILLS ME
Personifying Our Gracious Boss without permission's a high offense, you know. -.o
A 'high' offense? 
What about a 'low' offense? What would that be? Accidentally splashing water on her?
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Accidentally splashing water on her?
Or maybe oil and a lighter? 😛 Just jokin' Sam, you're an amazing admin! 😀
Craig? Sic 'em, please. 🙂
What? WHAT? I was only speaking hypothetically! 
(runs)
Oh all right. Craig, sic JAFFA please, leave Ultra alone. Or at least mostly unharmed.
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Craig? Sic 'em, please. 🙂
I BEG OF YOU! SHOW MERCY! I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE AND HAVEN'T TOLD THE WOMAN YET! I HAVE YET TO GET A JOB! I WANNA HAVE THE GUNS AND ROSES "expirience" o.o
(runs away from the soon-to-be-blasted Jaffa)
Oh relax, it's not like Craig'll REALLY hurt you, he'll just hurt your online persona. 😀
What's the difference? 
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What's the difference?
*renames ultra-sonic
ULTRA NEWBIE*
Hah. Like YOU can't separate from your online persona. 😛
The difference is....
I don't work in the MoFo. :p
Oh yeah? Well...um...ur...um...
(spittle dribbles from mouth)
Uhhhhh..............
*eviscerates Ultra*
You're sitting in a chair infront of a computer screen unharmed.
Must be magic.
(ZAP)
Ow. Static-e...which occured JUST AS YOU EVISCERATED ME! PROOF!
*Glares Shinn Asuka style at Ultra and Jaffa*
I will find ways of making you suffer, so bad, that you'll WISH I had gone after your online persona!
*LACKEY RAGE. +5 to Strength and Dexterity*
Um...(dives for Pokemon Red and pulls a Rock Candy out of the cartridge) AH HA!
(CHOMP)
Stat increase! 
Rare candies give EV-less level ups.
POOR STAT INCREASE.
Thankfully, when Red/Blue were new, no one knew this, so they all Missingno'd their Mewtwos and my Articuno and Chansey mopped the floor with them @___^
I was going to add something more but I thought it was bad. 😮
Hahaha.
Cooki Power adds +20000000000 to all stats. :p
Strange how there isn't a Pokmon Platform game out yet.
Why is that strange?
I can't see how that would work, not in any way shape or form.
