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(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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What does it mean?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Your hand's up my bum. Do the math.

Pervert.

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: SUCK IT! (launches self at Ultra, pulling Harley along with him)

AGGGGH! (gags as Ratty chews at the neck, gnawing his head off)

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Snaaaay-aaap. Suck it! :razz

(as Ultra's corpse twitches, words appear over his head as a disembodied voice dramatically drones)

YOU LOSE.

 
(@shadow-hog_1722585725)
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Quote:


What does it mean?


It technically means the exact same thing your "blatantly corrupting" line does, only all the letters are mixed up and a few spaces are tossed in. Either way, it's more confusing, which was the goal, no?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Quote:


Ultra Sonic 007
Because I Said So
Posts: *kicked
off a cliff by Dub*


...okay.

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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I should make my avatar more interesting too.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Make it more sexy!

(can't protest, as I am currently decapitated)

 
(@Anonymous)
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I suppose I could find another mate than Ultra.

...

He is a bit... ew, yeah, you're right, Craig.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: (gets into Acrio's face, pulling Harley with him) Do you wanna say that to my face? Or should I get medieval on yo' furry hide? Snaaaay-aaaap.

 
(@cookirini)
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.....o.o

I'll just go off on my own tangent.

*brushes her hair*

 
(@Anonymous)
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I don't speak with socks, Ultra.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty's the one on the right.

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: If you can't tell, then you're a retard who craps in his spoon. Snaaay-aaaap.

(Ultra's decapitated head roars) HEY! That's offensive!

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Who asked you? (gnaws out an eyeball)

AAAAAGH!

 
(@cookirini)
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I made a sock puppet soap opera once. o.o

*keeps brushing*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Ooh. New territory! (latches onto Cookie's hand) Mmm. Soft. :]

 
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(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Foo'! Don't make me gnaw YOUR head off!

Can somebody please kill Ratty? :annoyed

 
(@Anonymous)
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You've had the power to all along, Ultra. ^_^ Just tap your heels three times and stab him to death.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Um, in case you haven't noticed Acrio... (hops up and down angrily) I'M ONLY A HEAD!

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: A head that's about to be blind. (gnaws out other eyeball) Snaaaay-aaaap.

AGGGGH! :x

 
(@Anonymous)
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*pulls Ultra's body out of his mouth and slided it back to where it should be* o.o *shoves hand in his mouth and pushes eyes back into place* ^^ Ultra! *hugs*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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EEEK! IMPOSSIBILITIES ABOUND! X__X (runs, trampling over Ratty)

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: X.X

(also inadvertently crushes Cookie's hand whilst running over Ratty)

 
(@Anonymous)
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o_O I sure pick the crazies.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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TIME FOR REVENGE! (kicks Ratty to the moon)

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap...

...(looks at Cookie's hand; finds that it was kicked away with Ratty) ...oops.

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Prepare to die, Ratty!

*places Breech hand-puppet on other paw and starts attacking Ratty with it*

 
(@sonicocyborg)
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I like pie.

 
(@cookirini)
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Hey, I like pie too, but your spam is a but to spammy for this threa.....

.....MY HAND! WHERE'S MY HAND!?!?!?

*steals the next poster's hand*

There! All better. ^^

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!

 
(@cookirini)
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Hahahahaha. >:p

 
(@jaffa-cake123)
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Hey, SonicoCyborg; you mean PiE

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
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Die, Ratty you bodyless freak! Die!

*attacks Ratty with Gus. It's Rat against Rat!*

 
(@cookirini)
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Anyways, I am working tomorrow.

....Not that anyone actually cares, but I figured I would just say that. :p

 
(@eathearts-mongoose)
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*coughs up Cookirini's left foot*

 
(@cookirini)
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Oh, uh.........thanks? o.o

*re-attaches left foot*

Somehow didn't miss that.... >>

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: (stares indignantly at Gus) Who invited this poor knock-off? And that cigar smells like crap. You smokin' crap?

...weren't you kicked to the moon? :0o

Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Was I talkin' to you? Suck it! :razz

:annoyed

 
(@cookirini)
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*pokes the hand puppet*

Mind your manners. o.o

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Don't make me smack you.

 
(@eathearts-mongoose)
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*coughs up Ultra's intestines*

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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*Pets Mongoose* Such a clever little thing you are. I love you ^^

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: (eyes mongoose cockily) Oh yeah? Watch this! (hurls up Craig Bayfield) SUCK IT!

Wha, but...what the...HOW? :0o

 
(@Anonymous)
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Suck what?

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: Don't give me any lip! (gnaws off Acrio's head)

 
(@Anonymous)
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*sticks neck in Craig's mouth and pulls out with his head* o.o

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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URGH! Stop using me for your canibalistic magic tricks! *Dives out of window*

 
(@Anonymous)
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I'll use you for anything I want! *tosses a whip out of the window, down at Craig*

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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*SNAG'D*

NOOO!!!! Please, Acrio. I told you I hated your kinky whip usage! *Pulls out a knife and hacks through the whip*

 
(@cookirini)
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I love you ^^

YOU TOLD ME THAT LAST NIGHT.

WE'RE THROUGH, LACKEY! Hear me?! This is the LAST TIME you play with my heart!! ;_______;

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: (watches the Acrio vs. Craig vs. Cookie craziness) I shoulda brought popcorn. Snaaaaay-aaaap. (jumps onto Cookie's shoulder) I won't leave. I'll treat ya well. :]

Perv. :annoyed

 
(@cookirini)
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Aww, Ratty! ^^

*pets*

At least you're not interested in kinky baby eating sessions. >:(

 
(@Anonymous)
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*reels Craig in* Don't make me put you over my knee, boy.

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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Ratty the Hand-Puppet: (glomps Cookie) Goodie! (grins pervertedly) Now put your hand up my bum. I needs a new home. :]

 
(@craig-bayfield)
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*Cries* Acrio is a mod now... I have no choice but to do as he says ;.;

 
(@hyper-sonic-warrior)
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He isn't. Shh. Mau will hear you.

 
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